New Sword

Sometimes discovering your sexuality is much like traveling the world in a grand adventure that ends in defeating some jerk with a huge sword and they turn into god or death or something and you realize the real journey was the non-limited sense of attraction you have towards people along the way. If that sounds relatable, this nerdy pun is for you!

Sometimes discovering your sexuality is much like traveling the world in a grand adventure that ends in defeating some jerk with a huge sword and they turn into god or death or something and you realize the real journey was the non-limited sense of attraction you have towards people along the way. If that sounds relatable, this nerdy pun is for you!

Sometimes discovering your sexuality is much like traveling the world in a grand adventure that ends in defeating some jerk with a huge sword and they turn into god or death or something and you realize the real journey was the non-limited sense of attraction you have towards people along the way. If that sounds relatable, this nerdy pun is for you!

Sometimes discovering your sexuality is much like traveling the world in a grand adventure that ends in defeating some jerk with a huge sword and they turn into god or death or something and you realize the real journey was the non-limited sense of attraction you have towards people along the way. If that sounds relatable, this nerdy pun is for you!

Sometimes discovering your sexuality is much like traveling the world in a grand adventure that ends in defeating some jerk with a huge sword and they turn into god or death or something and you realize the real journey was the non-limited sense of attraction you have towards people along the way. If that sounds relatable, this nerdy pun is for you!

Sometimes discovering your sexuality is much like traveling the world in a grand adventure that ends in defeating some jerk with a huge sword and they turn into god or death or something and you realize the real journey was the non-limited sense of attraction you have towards people along the way. If that sounds relatable, this nerdy pun is for you!

Introducing the newest addition to our collection: the "Mess With The Shell You Get Hell" t-shirt. No more Mr. Nice Turtle. This little guy may look cute and innocent, but make no mistake, he means business. Cross him at your peril. You might think you can handle him, but he's been around the block a few times and he's not afraid to use his hard shell to send a message. So, be warned, if you mess with him, you're going to have to deal with the fiery gates of turtle hell. But hey, if you're feeling brave and want to test your luck, go ahead and give it a shot. Just remember, you've been warned. The ultimate gift for turtle enthusiasts, animal lovers or anyone with a wicked sense of humor. Get it now, before it's too late!

Introducing our newest addition to the "turtley awesome" collection, our Mess With The Shell You Get Hell t-shirt! This design will ensure that everyone gets the message that crossing a turtle is a very bad idea. With its vibrant graphics and bold statement, this shirt is sure to turn heads and make a statement. It's the perfect way to add a little edge to your casual wardrobe while still maintaining a bit of humor. Our shirts are made from high-quality materials, so they'll last through all your wildest adventures. Whether you're going on a hike, exploring the city, or just lounging at home, this shirt is the perfect addition to any outfit. So what are you waiting for? Get your hands on one of these bad boys now and show the world that you mean business when it comes to protecting our shelled friends!

This lil guy is just as cute as the next turtle. However if you decide to cross him, you will face serious consequences, so try not to underestimate him, eh?

This lil guy is just as cute as the next turtle. However if you decide to cross him, you will face serious consequences, so try not to underestimate him, eh?

This lil guy is just as cute as the next turtle. However if you decide to cross him, you will face serious consequences, so try not to underestimate him, eh?

This lil guy is just as cute as the next frog. However if you decide to cross him, you will face serious consequences, so try not to underestimate him, eh?

This lil guy is just as cute as the next frog. However if you decide to cross him, you will face serious consequences, so try not to underestimate him, eh?

This lil guy is just as cute as the next frog. However if you decide to cross him, you will face serious consequences, so try not to underestimate him, eh?

This lil guy is just as cute as the next frog. However if you decide to cross him, you will face serious consequences, so try not to underestimate him, eh?

You know who's pretty good at doing crime? Pirates. You know what's also pretty cool? Gay pirates.

This tarot shirt is great for artistic grunge hipsters who love a weird occult aesthetic and also giving up on life because this Ten of Swords card know "Everything is Fine." This occult shirt is perfect for fans of occult art, tarot illustration, tarot shirts and tarot card art.

Don't eat the forbidden jello, it's much more deadly than any of your grandma's recipes. It might look like flavored, but the only flavor it comes in is death.

Yo ho HONK! This pirate goose is gonna steal all your booty! Sail the seas and take the treasure with this funny, pirate goose pun design!

Here I go, off to save the wurll! gotta save princess zaldo! Use the sword of ebils ban to defet gernanz.

Man, go touch some grace! What, you just going to let all those runes sit in your pocket? You tryin to save for a great sword or something? Yeesh!

Darksouls is LIT! Especially the bonfire... it's essential. Gamer nerds will likely flock to you in search of a place to rest when sporting this design! Sit back, relax, and level up with those souls you've gathered!

Let Us Tip the Scales of Justice. This design is a modern day, female protester take on the Ancient Greek Goddess of Justice, Themis (the Greek version spelled out on her shirt). She is holding her signature scales, and they are tipped, as right now, we are far from equality in our justice system - so let's tip the scales! Also, instead of the sword, she holds a Black Lives Matter Sign!

While you were buying NFTs, I studied the blade. While you were investing in fake dog money causing an ecological disaster, I mastered not doing that. While you wasted your days on twitter in pursuit of shitty drawings of chimps in hats smoking cigarettes I cultivated inner strength. And now that the world is on fire and barbarians are at the gate, you have the audacity to come to me for help?

It's time to bring out your confidence, courage in action, and disregard of consequences with this Knight of Swords Tarot! Your inner child craves for the adventure that's meant for it in this Creepy Cute Tarot Series.

Don't mess with me OR the turtles! Show off your love of turtles and animal puns with this, "Mess With The Turtle You Get The Hurtle" sassy turtle design with an illustration of a turtle with a sword. Perfect if you want to save the turtles and being left alone.

Harness your potential to scream for food, knock things off tables, and being somewhere between extremely cuddly and not at all with this cute cat pun! Purrfect for a cat themed tarot reading!

Always use pro-hex-tion. Show off your love of being a sassy, sex positive, witch with this cute, "Practice Safe Hex" witch design with a sword, skull, moon, candles, and magic for your spells!

Ah, you have drawn the Queen of Swords- aka "Don't tell me to smile". It's not difficult to tell what this card's about! Set some clear boundaries and keep the message direct with this funny parody of the Rider Waite Smith Tarot card, the Queen of Swords!

These adorable, yet creepy cards are great for fans of collecting Tarots. Whether you just like collecting tarots or choose to use them for divination, this is the perfect design for you! This sad pup has been skewered by the three of swords, and we understand: sometimes tears happen, for many reasons.

These adorable, yet creepy cards are great for fans of collecting Tarots. Whether you just like collecting tarots or choose to use them for divination, this is the perfect design for you! This sad pup has been skewered by the three of swords, and we understand: sometimes tears happen, for many reasons.