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Slime Monsters, They Jiggle Jiggle, They Don't Fold Notebook

Slime Monsters, They Jiggle Jiggle, They Don't Fold Notebook

JRPG slimes are always the first monster you run into, and they do a whole lot of jiggling. We like to see them wiggle wiggle!

I'm About To Lose My Shit Raccoon Notebook

I'm About To Lose My Shit Raccoon Notebook

We all have those days when we're so overwhelmed and overstimulated with tasks. Sometimes we feel like we're going to lose our shit and go crazy. This design is made for people like you!

Death Comes For Us All Notebook

Death Comes For Us All Notebook

Momento mori, my friends. You cannot avoid death, but you must remember to live!

What A Beautiful Day To Get My Shit Together Notebook

What A Beautiful Day To Get My Shit Together Notebook

Today's the perfect day to try and get your shit together. If you're feeling that motivation then this design was made just for you!

My Existence Is A Plot Twist Notebook

My Existence Is A Plot Twist Notebook

Bet you didn't see that one coming did you? Neither did your parents. If you find yourself a walking plot twist, own it and always keep people guessing!

Main Character Energy Notebook

Main Character Energy Notebook

What's better than big dick energy? You guessed it. Main character energy! This is your sign to manifest your story to how you want it to unfold. Why? Because you, darling, are the main character.

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F*** The Rich And Their Rocket Dicks Notebook

F*** The Rich And Their Rocket Dicks Notebook

Wooow, talk about compensating. Is there something you want to tell us, rich folks? If you give us about three quarters of your wealth, we won't bring it up again... maybe....

Suck Me Heart Lollipop Notebook

Suck Me Heart Lollipop Notebook

What else do you do with a lollipop? Show off your sense of cheeky, flirty, NSFW humor this Valentine's Day with this cute, flirty, sassy, NSFW, Valentine's Day, "Suck Me" Lollipop design.

I Wanna Suck Your Blub Notebook

I Wanna Suck Your Blub Notebook

Beware! This adorable blub sucker is on it's way to look for it's next victim!

Stop Messing With My Head Notebook

Stop Messing With My Head Notebook

Enough is enough. First you play mind games with my head now you're messing with my other head. No more of this; it's time for me to stand up for myself!

My Neck My Back My Anxiety Attack Opossum Notebook

My Neck My Back My Anxiety Attack Opossum Notebook

My neck, my back, my anxiety attack. Channel your inner screaming opossum with this sassy song parody inspired design.

My Neck My Back Been a Victim of My Cat's Attack Notebook

My Neck My Back Been a Victim of My Cat's Attack Notebook

Dedicated to fellow cat parents, I'm sure your neck and your back were once a victim of your cat's attacks.

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Over-educated Under-loved Millennial Notebook

Over-educated Under-loved Millennial Notebook

Ohh don't mind me, I'm just over here heating my sad, lonely, microwave dinner and raging at socio-economic issues! Show off being an Over-educated Under-Loved Millennial with this cute, retro, rainbow smiley design!

Over-educated Cat Lady Notebook

Over-educated Cat Lady Notebook

I'm just a sad, lonely, over-educated, under-loved, millennial - but at least my cats love me! Show off your sassy sarcasm and love of cats with this , "Over-educated Cat Lady" black cat design!

Doing My Little Tasks While The World Crumbles Notebook

Doing My Little Tasks While The World Crumbles Notebook

Everything is fine! I'll just smile through doing my little tasks while the world crumbles further into a capitalist hellscape!

Rat-ical Notebook

Rat-ical Notebook

Be cool like this rodent and stay rat-ical my dudes!

Hi, I'm High Name Tag Notebook

Hi, I'm High Name Tag Notebook

Hi, I'm high. It's nice to meet you, happy 420!

Just Another Day Wasting My Life Away Notebook

Just Another Day Wasting My Life Away Notebook

Sometimes you can't help but face your struggles. Be ironically negative today but become a new person tomorrow!

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