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Thanks For Loving Me Even Though I'm Trash Greeting Card

Thanks For Loving Me Even Though I'm Trash Greeting Card

I love you as much as I love eating garbage, valentine! Thank you for loving me through all of my trash.

I'm About To Lose My Shit Raccoon Greeting Card

I'm About To Lose My Shit Raccoon Greeting Card

We all have those days when we're so overwhelmed and overstimulated with tasks. Sometimes we feel like we're going to lose our shit and go crazy. This design is made for people like you!

Immature Candy Hearts Greeting Card

Immature Candy Hearts Greeting Card

Look, I may have the sense of humor of a 5 year old, but at least my valentine loves me all the same! They proved it by getting me these candy hearts.

Are You Cat Food? Cuz You Look Like A FANCY FEAST Greeting Card

Are You Cat Food? Cuz You Look Like A FANCY FEAST Greeting Card

And you must be a mouse, cuz' that pickup line was CHEESY! But You're cute enough... I wouldn't mind playing a game of cat and mouse, if you catch my drift.

Hello Anxiety My Old Friend Greeting Card

Hello Anxiety My Old Friend Greeting Card

Hello anxiety my old friend, it's stressful and anxiety educing to see you again. Laugh off the anxieties of life with this , "Hello Darkness" song, anxiety, parody greeting card!

Soft Under My Shell - Cancer Crab Greeting Card

Soft Under My Shell - Cancer Crab Greeting Card

Your protective outer shell is just to protect that soft soul! Show off your water sign, zodiac pride with this, "Soft Under My Shell" Cancer crab design, featuring a cute crab illustration, the cancer constellation and ruling planet, the moon!

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Suck My Dick Ribbon Greeting Card

Suck My Dick Ribbon Greeting Card

Suck my dick. :) . Thought this would be a cute floral ribbon? Nah fam, suck it. When someone is really pissing you off or being a hater, unleash all of your sass on them and tell them off with this aggressively elegant floral ribbon!

Eat Ass Suck a Dick Sell Drugs Greeting Card

Eat Ass Suck a Dick Sell Drugs Greeting Card

Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs. These candy hearts reveal that if you toss enough salad you can one day be a small business owner.

Big Dick Stocks Greeting Card

Big Dick Stocks Greeting Card

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy Greeting Card

Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy Greeting Card

Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy! Show off your positive dad vibes with this retro design!

Dicks Out For Equality Greeting Card

Dicks Out For Equality Greeting Card

Dicks out, verb to make a show a show or statement, usually in protest of something that is seen as unjust. Time to whip those dicks out in the name of equality! Show your love of equal rights with this design.

2020 SUCKS Greeting Card

2020 SUCKS Greeting Card

2020 hasn't exactly been full of sunshine and rainbows. Here's to hoping 2021 will be a little more bright! Good riddance, 2020!

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Over-educated Under-loved Millennial Greeting Card

Over-educated Under-loved Millennial Greeting Card

Ohh don't mind me, I'm just over here heating my sad, lonely, microwave dinner and raging at socio-economic issues! Show off being an Over-educated Under-Loved Millennial with this cute, retro, rainbow smiley design!

Over-educated Cat Lady Greeting Card

Over-educated Cat Lady Greeting Card

I'm just a sad, lonely, over-educated, under-loved, millennial - but at least my cats love me! Show off your sassy sarcasm and love of cats with this , "Over-educated Cat Lady" black cat design!

Doing My Little Tasks While The World Crumbles Greeting Card

Doing My Little Tasks While The World Crumbles Greeting Card

Everything is fine! I'll just smile through doing my little tasks while the world crumbles further into a capitalist hellscape!

Rat-ical Greeting Card

Rat-ical Greeting Card

Be cool like this rodent and stay rat-ical my dudes!

Trying My Best Struggling Plant Greeting Card

Trying My Best Struggling Plant Greeting Card

If you're trying your best, you're doing your best. It's okay to not be okay. End the stigma of personal struggle with this, "Trying My Best" sad, struggling plant design.

You Are My World Greeting Card

You Are My World Greeting Card

To you, the earth is your world. In return, to the earth, you're its world. Remember to love each other and take care of one another. Love is not a one-sided thing. It takes two to tango.

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