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Hoi, am Kerbo. Am big hero, fight king derderder, save plernert perpster. Gotta fly, my people need me.

Silly Metroid, there's no life force to suck from that silly old snowman! Ah, don't look at me, I might LOOK alive, but really, I'm dead inside...

And Dankey Kang is my favorite sonic the hedghog character! Have you ever seen Bayonetta from digimon? sooooo cool.

This Lord of the Rings inspired coffee mug is perfect for second breakfast. This nerdy coffee mug features the phrase "I like my coffee darker than the minds of Moria and stronger than a Balrog" along with symbols from the Gates to Moria and a faux gold texture. Buy this for the LOTR fan in your life and they'll have the one mug to rule them all.

Let your Mum know she's the best with this cute chrysanthemum pun! Perfect for mother's day, spring, or any other time you feel compelled to let your mom know your love for her is always in bloom!

Oh my goth, I'm trash! Check out these infamous nocturnal trash animals like the raccoon, opossum, fly, and rat, all with a pastel goth twist!

Woah, Absolutely MOST excellent, totally bodaciously breathtaking my dude! Show your love of Keanu Reeves and shiba inus with this cute parody design!

I just love the "Weinter"! Seeing all the intricate details of the falling snowflakes. Checkout these NSFW snowflakes and celebrate winter with this funny, nsfw winter design.

Garnet? Rainbow Quartz? Stevonnie? Nah, bae, the best fusion is us. Make your love crystal-clear for your gem of a Valentine with this design!

Succ On This! This sassy succulent has had enough of your attitude!

New Year New Weed! My New Year's resolution is to find better weed, maybe try a new strand, IDK new year new me right?

Show your campaign boo how special they are with this, "You're Always On My Mind" Mind Flayer valentine design! Perfect for a dungeon master, nerdy gifts, and lovers of Dungeons and Dragons.

I'm witchy, I'm gay, and I'm magical. My spells include seduction of the same gender and not giving a shit.

This feminist shirt is perfect for every women's protest, and fight for equality, because sometimes you need a little vulgarity to get things done so feminism is my second favorite f-word. This protest shirt is great for fans of the womens march, equality shirts and pro choice, intersectional feminism.

My Neck My Back My Naughty Children Sack. WHERE ARE THE NAUGHTY CHILDREN!!! Show that it's Krampus time again with this fun Christmas, song parody design.

I love you with my whole butt! Show off your love for butts with these cute and funny, candy heart booties! Rock this candy heart butts blanket / home decor and celebrate Valentine's day with your favorite booty!

He may be the president but he's still not my president and I don't stand with him or his supporters. Take a stand against everything Trump and his followers support with this sassy and liberal blanket/home decor that's stained with the tears of trump supporters.

I've got my bat and I'm ready to attack! Be left alone with this, "Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk" funny goose design with a goose holding a bat illustration. Perfect for being a rude goose, sassy animals, and not being messed with!

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

This dragon lord loves their hoard! Whether your hoard consists of pencils, makeup. or dice, this bag is perfect for any dragon lover!

Your protective outer shell is just to protect that soft soul! Show off your water sign, zodiac pride with this, "Soft Under My Shell" Cancer crab design, featuring a cute crab illustration, the cancer constellation and ruling planet, the moon!

Get yourself together and get your shit together! Start adulting and get yourself together with this funny, adulting, cat blanket!

The only judge that reigns supreme in my court is the notorious RBG! Show your love for the ruthless and bad ass judge, Ruth Bader Ginsburg with this funny and political, feminist blanket!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Introducing the perfect conversation starter for your living room - the Floral Penis Pattern Blanket! This one-of-a-kind blanket boasts a unique design that combines delicate floral prints with bold genitalia illustrations. It's the perfect way to make a statement without saying a word. Plus, it's versatile enough to use as a throw blanket or to snuggle up with for a cozy night in. You'll love the quality construction and soft, comfortable feel of this must-have accessory for any home. And let's not forget, it makes for a hilarious and unexpected gift for any occasion. Whether you're looking for a standout piece to add to your dcor or just love a good laugh, the Floral Penis Pattern Blanket is sure to impress. So go ahead, embrace your quirky side and let this blanket do all the talking!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

F*** social norms and gender roles- BE A UNICORN! Be the mythical magical being you always knew you always were.

Introducing the perfect conversation starter for any room: the Floral Penis Rainbow blanket. With a bold and thought-provoking design, this blanket will leave a lasting impression on anyone who lays eyes on it. The intricate floral patterns intertwine beautifully with the rainbow-colored penises, creating a stunning display of artistry and humor. It's perfect for those who want to add a touch of whimsy to their home decor or for those who simply want to shock their guests. Made with the highest quality materials, this blanket is both soft and durable, ensuring a cozy and long-lasting experience. Whether you're snuggled up on the couch or using it as a statement piece for your bedspread, the Floral Penis Rainbow blanket is sure to become a favorite among your friends and family. Don't miss out on the chance to own this hilarious and eye-catching item!

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Valentine, you make me feel like a spoiled cat. I feel so loved i'd swear my heart is purring! All I want for valentines day is mew!

Valentine, you make me feel like a spoiled cat. I feel so loved i'd swear my heart is purring! All I want for valentines day is mew!