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Floral Penis Pattern Orange Blanket
Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
Floral Penis Pattern Teal Blanket
Introducing the perfect conversation starter for your living room - the Floral Penis Pattern Blanket! This one-of-a-kind blanket boasts a unique design that combines delicate floral prints with bold genitalia illustrations. It's the perfect way to make a statement without saying a word. Plus, it's versatile enough to use as a throw blanket or to snuggle up with for a cozy night in. You'll love the quality construction and soft, comfortable feel of this must-have accessory for any home. And let's not forget, it makes for a hilarious and unexpected gift for any occasion. Whether you're looking for a standout piece to add to your dcor or just love a good laugh, the Floral Penis Pattern Blanket is sure to impress. So go ahead, embrace your quirky side and let this blanket do all the talking!
Metroid Snowman Blanket
Silly Metroid, there's no life force to suck from that silly old snowman! Ah, don't look at me, I might LOOK alive, but really, I'm dead inside...
Zelda Is My Favorite Pokemon Blanket
And Dankey Kang is my favorite sonic the hedghog character! Have you ever seen Bayonetta from digimon? sooooo cool.
I Like my Coffee Darker Than the Mines of Moria Blanket
This Lord of the Rings inspired coffee mug is perfect for second breakfast. This nerdy coffee mug features the phrase "I like my coffee darker than the minds of Moria and stronger than a Balrog" along with symbols from the Gates to Moria and a faux gold texture. Buy this for the LOTR fan in your life and they'll have the one mug to rule them all.
Kerbo Derpy Kirby Blanket
Hoi, am Kerbo. Am big hero, fight king derderder, save plernert perpster. Gotta fly, my people need me.
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Suck My Balls Blanket
Happiness is big balls and a thick straw. Pillow features a smiling cup of strawberry bubble tea.
Everybody Sucks Blanket
Everybody sucks. It's true. Don't worry about being a hater, you are just being honest. This is the funny hater design you've been looking for your whole life. Or whatever.
Big Dick Stocks Blanket
Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!
Don't Be A Dick Blanket
Don't be an asshole, try to be a nice person and let this NSFW blanket be your guide. Show your love for floral arrangement and less love for socially awkward interactions with rude people.
Stop Being a Dick Blanket
Can you not??? It would be really cool if you stopped being such a dick, like, in general, please stop. Help fight against the patriarchy with this passive aggressive feminist "stop being a dick" floral blanket perfect for calling out assholes who have no respect for anyone or anything.
You Know What Sucks? Blanket Blanket
You know what sucks? Everything sucks. Especially being cold. You can fix that with this blanket while still maintaining your bummer outlook. Be so over it with this Scott Pilgrim inspired blanket.
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Hyperfixated On My Current Obsession Blanket
Hyperfixation is a problem for many people, commonly those with ADHD...
You Make My Heart Purr Blanket
Valentine, you make me feel like a spoiled cat. I feel so loved i'd swear my heart is purring! All I want for valentines day is mew!
I Love My Aging Body Blanket
Your body doesn't depreciate in value as you age! Love, appreciate, and respect how time transforms your physical form with this body positive floral design!
I Love My Hell Hound Blanket
Arf! Do you have a demon puppy at home? Show your love for your satanic lil doggo in this devilish dog design.
Suck Me Heart Lollipop Blanket
What else do you do with a lollipop? Show off your sense of cheeky, flirty, NSFW humor this Valentine's Day with this cute, flirty, sassy, NSFW, Valentine's Day, "Suck Me" Lollipop design.
Please Leave Me And My Hermit Ass Alone Blanket
Seriously. Can't you see I'm doing good over here? Vibe with yourself and keep people you don't wanna deal with at a distance with this sassy hermit design!
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