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When will my reflection show... who I am... outside. Get it? Because vampires don't have reflections. Anyways, enjoy this vintage take on an iconic lyric line that happens to apply to vampires too!

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This dragon lord loves their hoard! Whether your hoard consists of pencils, makeup. or dice, this bag is perfect for any dragon lover!

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This Lord of the Rings inspired coffee mug is perfect for second breakfast. This nerdy coffee mug features the phrase "I like my coffee darker than the minds of Moria and stronger than a Balrog" along with symbols from the Gates to Moria and a faux gold texture. Buy this for the LOTR fan in your life and they'll have the one mug to rule them all.

Pumpkin spice is it. It is what makes coffee, latte, or espresso the best drink on the planet. So this autumn and fall I chose to make pumpkin spice lattes my spice of life. Pumpkin spice is the one and only so grab this awesome pumpkin spice t shirt and drown in the most delicious stuff in the world.

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