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Happy Birthday Jesus! Celebrate the birth of christ in this humorous christmas shirt.

Please like and subscribe to my onlyfins! This is literally just about pictures of sharks! Nothing NSFW! Show off your love for sharks with this cute and funny, shark parody shirt!

Show off your love of plants with this adorable, smiling plant, plant lover's, succulent throw pillow! Let the world know that you don't need to believe in yourself with your plants are there to be-LEAF in you!

Just a snake cowboy, herdin' up them rats and slitherin down those ol' country roads. Rootin Tootin Snootin Boopin.

The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them wieners.

How is my intel so bad that I have to go through SEVEN WHOLE CASTLES to find where this princess is? Cripes! You'd almost think she doesn't want to be rescued! ...Waitaminute...

What really grinds my gears is if we've been planning it for months, and then suddenly "Oops sorry I uh I have to... become a tree. Today. Nothing to be done, bye bye". Unf.

For those nerdy people who just want a few things there is this vintage comic inspired design for the nerd who likes retro things and pizza and just wants everyone to know all you want is for someone to buy you pizza and touch your butt.

I believe ....I believe that the man F***ing sucks, even in space! Extraterrestrials wish for anarchy too, space is the only place were you have true freedom! Down with the alien man and spread the word of space anarchy with this funny punk inspired grey alien design!

And I'm like not shut up I am trying to read here! So tell those boys to back the F*** up while you're down to reading your big books because when you are reading nothing else matters at all, not even those stupid boys. Hopefully if they read this My Big Books Bring all the Boys to the Yard shirt they will get the message!

Get your gear together ladies. It's time to get your face painted up with your favorite make up accessories. Wear your war paint with pride and brace yourself to take a stand against the patriarchy. No one can tell your beautiful self what you can, and can't wear, nor how much or how little. Stand loud, and proud with this cute feminist canvas!

Forget all your responsibilities! When you spend time with your dogs, its completely justified. This dog lovers canvas is perfect for anyone who needs a good excuse for getting out of work, class, parties, and all other kinds of social interactions! Love all those four legged, furry, friends! The time you spend with them is priceless!

Forget all your responsibilities! When you spend time with your dogs, its completely justified. This dog lovers canvas is perfect for anyone who needs a good excuse for getting out of work, class, parties, and all other kinds of social interactions! Love all those four legged, furry, friends! The time you spend with them is priceless!

Whether you're climbing rocks or mountains, you set your goals pretty high! Brave the highest mountains and conquer the tallest peaks with this brave and inspirational canvas art! Perfect for any rock and mountain climber!

Mary Shelley. An English novelist and essayist, her gothic style of writing helped to redefine the horror genre. Some even refer to her as the great great grandmother of science fiction! Her dreams were all her own. Grab this feminist book lover design and pay homage to one of the coolest women in history. Beware- You are fearless, and therefore powerful.

Everywhere? I haven't been there yet, but it IS on my list of places to visit. Begin your journey to satisfy your want to discover new places and travel the world with this inspiring wanderlust quote that says " I Haven't Been Everywhere But It's On My List". This world traveler canvas is perfect for hiking in the mountains, traveling to foreign countries, buffing out your road trip gear, backpacking across country, camping in the woods, visiting new cities, and fueling your need for adventure!

Show off your love of that plant life with this succulent lover's, proud plant parent's, cactus pun art print! Who needs friends when you have plants!

Why not say it with candy hearts? Yuck! You make me want to puke my guts out! Get away from me! Tell everyone what you mean with this hilarious canvas.

Don't mind me, just rockin' my stag swag. If your love for these cute little bugs just cannot be contained, buzz on over to this sweet nerdy number. This makes a great gift for insect enthusiasts, students, or people who love a good pun. Grab this swagtastic stag beetle illustration today!

Pumpkins and bats and skulls, oh my! Whether you're trick-or-treating on halloween or staying spooky all year 'round, this spooky cute halloween pattern is an absolute scream!

Omigod, it's a room full of cats! My kind of party is a cat party, so have an adorable pastel pink cat shirt to show what a cat lover you are. The perfect gift for yourself or the crazy cat lady in your life.

There is one thing I'd like to do more than going out at night and that is just to stay at home and pet my dog. He won't leave me in the club or get so wasted you have to carry them home. Petting a dog and drinking wine is super relaxing. Besides, at home, you got netfllx! So don't ask me to go out, because like this canvas says, "I just want to drink wine and pet my dog!

Life sucks and then you die. The sad thing is though, that even as a skeleton it still sucks. You don't have any skin and the being a soldier in the skeleton war has awful benefits. Sadly dogs are anti skeleton too. So sadly even when you are dead there isn't much you can do to make things better. So come to this grim conclusion when this funny skeleton shirt and get spooky.

Single comic panel illustration that echoes the trials of daily life and how easily it is to get overwhelmed. Remember to breathe and take care of yourself with this anxiety design.

It may not be as traditionally occult as a ouija board, but who doesn't love classic horror movie slime letters? Appreciating and showing off your goth lifestyle, whether it's classic or pastel, is super cool and easy with this cute pastel slime goth canvas!

This is cheesy but you will always have a pizza my heart, delicious cheese, bread, sauce pie. I didn't believe in love at first sight until cupid's arrow struck me when I saw this delivery pizza. If your personal pizza is your valentine this year, this funny pizza t shirt featuring a pizza slice with cupid's arrow piercing it's heart is the perfect way to romance the lovable, forever pure pizza.

I didn't choose the Whovian life, the Whovian life grabbed my hand and whispered "RUN." This canvas is perfect for anyone who dreams of running away with any of the one through twelve Doctors on crazy scifi adventures through time and space in the TARDIS.

I am nap royalty, queen of sleeping, princess of the bed, lady of the blankets. I'm so lazy I have my own kingdom, and my pillow and blankets and netflix are my willing and obedient subjects. I don't care if I am procrastinating for finals or homework or whatever, just don't touch me, don't talk to me. I got this awesome canvas print to show everyone that I'm part of royalty and to leave me alone.

My princess name is Taco Belle. The most beautiful princess of them all. I don't need glass slippers or a kiss to wake me. All I need is a taco variety 12 pack and a Baja Blast! With this funny princess parody canvas print you can show everyone your love of fast food tacos and how charming you are.

I knew it was game over when we met because I lost all my hearts to you, perfect shirt for the nerdy couple. Lose a heart piece to your partner this valentines, but don't try and force it.

I knew it was game over when we met because I lost all my hearts to you, perfect shirt for the nerdy couple. Lose a heart piece to your partner this valentines, but don't try and force it.