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You Are The Best Mum Blanket

You Are The Best Mum Blanket

Let your Mum know she's the best with this cute chrysanthemum pun! Perfect for mother's day, spring, or any other time you feel compelled to let your mom know your love for her is always in bloom!

Pastel Goth Trash Animals Pattern Blanket

Pastel Goth Trash Animals Pattern Blanket

Oh my goth, I'm trash! Check out these infamous nocturnal trash animals like the raccoon, opossum, fly, and rat, all with a pastel goth twist!

Keanu Sheebs Blanket

Keanu Sheebs Blanket

Woah, Absolutely MOST excellent, totally bodaciously breathtaking my dude! Show your love of Keanu Reeves and shiba inus with this cute parody design!

Emotional Support Frog Blanket

Emotional Support Frog Blanket

Some people have cats, others have dogs, but me? I have a frog. Just look at this adorable little guy! Just LOOKING at them raises my dopamine and serotonin!

Cockbuster Blanket

Cockbuster Blanket

We all know what Blockbuster was back in the day, but now things have changed. Introducing Cockbusters! It's the same concept but spicier. What are you waiting for? Get yours today!

I love my weird cats Blanket

I love my weird cats Blanket

Wow, what strange cats, but still lovable all the same! These fluffy critters are full of energy... well, when they aren't sleeping, anyway. Great for totoro and ghibli lovers!

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Suck My Balls Blanket

Suck My Balls Blanket

Happiness is big balls and a thick straw. Pillow features a smiling cup of strawberry bubble tea.

Don't Be A Dick Blanket

Don't Be A Dick Blanket

Don't be an asshole, try to be a nice person and let this NSFW blanket be your guide. Show your love for floral arrangement and less love for socially awkward interactions with rude people.

Big Dick Stocks Blanket

Big Dick Stocks Blanket

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

Everybody Sucks Blanket

Everybody Sucks Blanket

Everybody sucks. It's true. Don't worry about being a hater, you are just being honest. This is the hater design you've been looking for your whole life. Or whatever.

Stop Being a Dick Blanket

Stop Being a Dick Blanket

Can you not??? It would be really cool if you stopped being such a dick, like, in general, please stop. Help fight against the patriarchy with this passive aggressive feminist "stop being a dick" floral blanket perfect for calling out assholes who have no respect for anyone or anything.

You Know What Sucks? Blanket Blanket

You Know What Sucks? Blanket Blanket

You know what sucks? Everything sucks. Especially being cold. You can fix that with this blanket while still maintaining your bummer outlook. Be so over it with this Scott Pilgrim inspired blanket.

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Gimme The Bleat Boys Blanket

Gimme The Bleat Boys Blanket

Gimme the bleat boys and free my soul I wanna get lost in your rock n roll, and scream away Get loud with the boys with this funny goat parody design!

Gender is Like My Location Transient Sahara Blanket

Gender is Like My Location Transient Sahara Blanket

Gender is Like My Location Transient Sahara. Show your love for animal crossing's traveling sales camel Sahara.

Moth Daddy Blanket

Moth Daddy Blanket

The only man for me is mothman! The daddy of danger, plague of the night skies, and thief of my heart.

Thicc & Neighborly Blanket

Thicc & Neighborly Blanket

Totoro makes the best neighbor - and he's also DUMMY THICC. Their round shape is perfect, and something to be envious of. Great for Totoro fans!

Ball Of Rage Blanket

Ball Of Rage Blanket

Why am I so angry, you ask? There's plenty of reason, like being able to see the bottom of my food dish. Or that crooked painting on the wall. Yeah, Screw that painting. I hate that painting.

I Identify As Tired Rainbow Blanket

I Identify As Tired Rainbow Blanket

My pronouns are good night because I identify as tired. Show off your queer comedic style with this, "I Identify As Tired" retro rainbow design!

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