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Suck My Dick Ribbon Greeting Card
Suck my dick. :) . Thought this would be a cute floral ribbon? Nah fam, suck it. When someone is really pissing you off or being a hater, unleash all of your sass on them and tell them off with this aggressively elegant floral ribbon!
Eat Ass Suck a Dick Sell Drugs Greeting Card
Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs. These candy hearts reveal that if you toss enough salad you can one day be a small business owner.
Big Dick Stocks Greeting Card
Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!
Don't Be A Dick Greeting Card
Simple. Don't Be A Dick. Display your heartfelt opinion to the jerks of the world with this vintage inspired design!
Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy Greeting Card
Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy! Show off your positive dad vibes with this retro design! don't be a dick... be a daddy dont be a dick be a daddy don't be a dick be a daddy daddy daddy jokes retro hippie daddy dont be a dick dad jokes daddy vibes good vibes positive vibes dont be a dick please dont be an asshole daddies daddy attitude don't be a dick...
2020 SUCKS Greeting Card
2020 hasn't exactly been full of sunshine and rainbows. Here's to hoping 2021 will be a little more bright! Good riddance, 2020!
Ole Saint Dick Greeting Card
Jolly ole saint dick! Share the festive and NSFW holiday humor with this funny and festive "Ole Saint Dick" nsfw parody design.
Dicks Out For Equality Greeting Card
Dicks out, verb to make a show a show or statement, usually in protest of something that is seen as unjust. Time to whip those dicks out in the name of equality! Show your love of equal rights with this design.
Suck Me Heart Lollipop Greeting Card
What else do you do with a lollipop? Show off your sense of cheeky, flirty, NSFW humor this Valentine's Day with this cute, flirty, sassy, NSFW, Valentine's Day, "Suck Me" Lollipop design.
Lick The Salt Swallow The Tequila Suck the Lime Greeting Card
Lick the Salt, Swallow the tequila Suck the Lime. Get ready to do some shots with this sexy party. This design is great for when too drunk to remember how to do tequila shots.
Reach For The Stars Because This Planet Sucks Greeting Card
Show your bestie some love with this funny, outer space loving, hilarious, space exploration, sassy, reach for the stars greeting card! Let 'em know that the world just totally sucks but that they are rad!
Thank You For Being You Because People Suck Greeting Card
This thank you card design features the text "Thank You For Being You Because People Suck" for a funny thank you to give to someone you're grateful for. Perfect for thank you quotes, thank you cards, thank you notes, funny cards, funny thank you cards, best friend card, sassy gifts, and when people suck!
2021 Will Also Probably Definitely Suck Ass Maybe Greeting Card
2021 Predictions: We need to work on addressing a LOT of long running systemic problems that will extend far beyond the year 2020 and its probably gonna be difficult. BUT HEY! There is a small chance it might suck a WHOLE LOT LESS than this year, Maybe! Maybe not though. Ooof.
Regulate Dick Not Jane Greeting Card
Express your passion for pro women's rights with this design!
My Cat is My Valentine Greeting Card
I hate to say it, but there is only one creature on this earth that gets enough of my love to be called my valentine, and that valentine is my kitty cat! This adorable and funny my cat is my valentine shirt will get it across to any would be suitors that there is only for you this valentines day!
My Life Would Succ Without You Parody Greeting Card
Honestly, my life would succ without you, and without my precious plants too of course! Show you sweetie, and your sweet plants just how much you need them in your life with this cute, succulent, valentines day, parody valentine's day card!
My Neck My Back My Naughty Children Sack Greeting Card
My Neck My Back My Naughty Children Sack. WHERE ARE THE NAUGHTY CHILDREN!!! Show that it's Krampus time again with this fun Christmas, song parody design.
Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Pattern Greeting Card
Are you just want everyone to STFU about Valentine's Day? Show off your sarcastic, snarky, and single self! These are the only candy grams I'll tolerate!
Be My Simp? Greeting Card
Would you do me the prestigious honor of being my Simp this Valentines Day? Worship me, Daddy. It's the least you could do.
Avocado Toast Ruined My Life Greeting Card
I could have had it all... if it weren't for avocado toast. Show your love of delicious brunch food has sucked away all your money and now you will never EVER be a home owner with this funny Millennial design.
Be My Theybie? Greeting Card
Perfect for the they/them in your life that you want to make your baby! Nonbinary couples rejoice! This year, be someone's Theybie.
My Neighbor Todoroki Greeting Card
My Neighbor Todoroki. Show your love for My Neighbor Totoro and and Shoto Todorkoki with this funny Studio Ghibli and My Hero Academia mash up.
Be My Valenintestines Greeting Card
There's only a few things that a zombie loves and thats brains, intestines, innards and apparently you, this ole' zombie here seems to like you. Well, don't be shy... say hi :) For zombies and lovers alike!
Sleigh My Name Sleigh My Name Greeting Card
Spread your love of Christmas and hit 90's songs with this funny Christmas Card. This funny Christmas greeting card features an illustration of Santa and the phrase "Sleigh my Name Sleigh My Name If No One Is Around You Say Santa I Love You.
You Are My Precious Greeting Card
You Are My Precious! Show your partner how much you love them, more than Smagol/gollum loves the one ring!
Happy Halloween My Guy Greeting Card
Hey my guy, Happy Halloween My guy! Wish your friend a Happy Halloween with this cute and trendy, "Happy Halloween My Guy" greeting card!
My Neighbor Jotaro Greeting Card
Screaming kids moved in next door? Yare yare... This My Neighbor Totoro/Jojo's Bizarre Adventure crossover is perfect for any big anime fan!
My Little Opossum Greeting Card
My little opossum, my little opossum, what will today's trash be? Show your love for 80s cartoon classics and trash cats with this cute retro-inspired design.
You're My Best Bud Greeting Card
To my favorite botany buddy! Celebrate your blooming friendship with this adorable "you're my best bud" design with cartoon flowers!
You Are My Rose Greeting Card
You are my rose, you are my rose, you are my rose! Commemorate the most sensual scene in all of film history with this "The Room" inspired design.
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