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Thanks For Loving Me Even Though I'm Trash Greeting Card

Thanks For Loving Me Even Though I'm Trash Greeting Card

I love you as much as I love eating garbage, valentine! Thank you for loving me through all of my trash.

Happy Belated Birthday From My Sorry Ass Greeting Card

Happy Belated Birthday From My Sorry Ass Greeting Card

Let your nearest and dearest know that you're sorry for not wishing them a happy birthday in a timely manner with this donkey card. This humorous card features a vintage illustration of a donkey with tears drawn on his face and the phrase "Happy Belated Birthday From My Sorry Ass.

Emotional Support Frog Greeting Card

Emotional Support Frog Greeting Card

Some people have cats, others have dogs, but me? I have a frog. Just look at this adorable little guy! Just LOOKING at them raises my dopamine and serotonin!

Immature Candy Hearts Greeting Card

Immature Candy Hearts Greeting Card

Look, I may have the sense of humor of a 5 year old, but at least my valentine loves me all the same! They proved it by getting me these candy hearts.

I Exist Without My Consent Greeting Card

I Exist Without My Consent Greeting Card

What the hell?! I didn't ask for this! Man, this is a ripoff! Why would I want to be around... you know... *gestures at general surroundings* All of THIS!?

Are You Cat Food? Cuz You Look Like A FANCY FEAST Greeting Card

Are You Cat Food? Cuz You Look Like A FANCY FEAST Greeting Card

And you must be a mouse, cuz' that pickup line was CHEESY! But You're cute enough... I wouldn't mind playing a game of cat and mouse, if you catch my drift.

Thank You Floral Penis Greeting Card

Thank You Floral Penis Greeting Card

Most people love beautiful greeting cards full of awesome details. Surprise family and friends with this elegant floral penis pattern thank you card!

Over-educated Cat Lady Greeting Card

Over-educated Cat Lady Greeting Card

I'm just a sad, lonely, over-educated, under-loved, millennial - but at least my cats love me! Show off your sassy sarcasm and love of cats with this , "Over-educated Cat Lady" black cat design!

Will You Be My Partner? Greeting Card

Will You Be My Partner? Greeting Card

This might be too soon, but I was wondering if we can take the next steps in this relationship. Will you... be my partner (in crime)?

Hi, I'm High Name Tag Greeting Card

Hi, I'm High Name Tag Greeting Card

Hi, I'm high. It's nice to meet you, happy 420!

Main Character Energy Greeting Card

Main Character Energy Greeting Card

What's better than big dick energy? You guessed it. Main character energy! This is your sign to manifest your story to how you want it to unfold. Why? Because you, darling, are the main character.

Doing My Best (Tangled Flower) Greeting Card

Doing My Best (Tangled Flower) Greeting Card

Grow at your own pace! Show that you're doing your best with this tangled, growing flower design! Perfect for personal motivation, self-care, and growing up in life.

My Favorite Digimon Is Totoro From Final Fantasy Parody Greeting Card

My Favorite Digimon Is Totoro From Final Fantasy Parody Greeting Card

My favorite Digimon is Totoro from Final Fantasy, because I'm a big nerd! Show off your sense of humor and love for all things gaming and nerdy with this parody, , nerd, design.

The Feminine Urge To Abandon Everything And Live In The Woods As A Witch Greeting Card

The Feminine Urge To Abandon Everything And Live In The Woods As A Witch Greeting Card

I possess the feminine urge to abandon everything in my life and just go live in the woods as a witch. Show off your urge with this , woods witch, "Feminine urge" parody design.

Cute But Will Hex a Bitch Cat Greeting Card

Cute But Will Hex a Bitch Cat Greeting Card

I may be Cute, But I Will Hex a Bitch. Don't cross me or my witch cat, cuz we can hex, and charm, and remain perfectly cute.

Big Dick Stocks Greeting Card

Big Dick Stocks Greeting Card

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

Zelda Is My Favorite Pokemon Greeting Card

Zelda Is My Favorite Pokemon Greeting Card

And Dankey Kang is my favorite sonic the hedghog character! Have you ever seen Bayonetta from digimon? sooooo cool.

I'm This Old Greeting Card

I'm This Old Greeting Card

everyone remembers clippy... Or, at least, if you're my age, you remember clippy.

My, What A Distinguished Gentlefrog Greeting Card

My, What A Distinguished Gentlefrog Greeting Card

Truly, he is a work of art---a refined and civilized amphibian he is. Indubitably.

Back Pain Is Punk Greeting Card

Back Pain Is Punk Greeting Card

Yeah, I've got back problems, but my back pain is k! Show that you're tough for dealing with your aches and pains with this, "Back Pain Is k" aging, relatable life design!

Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Pattern Greeting Card

Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Pattern Greeting Card

Are you just want everyone to STFU about Valentine's Day? Show off your sarcastic, snarky, and single self! These are the only candy grams I'll tolerate!

You Make Me Corny Greeting Card

You Make Me Corny Greeting Card

You're so hot, you make my kernals pop! I'm so corny for you, I just wanna rip off this husk and show you my cob.

Bitch You're My Soulmate Parody Greeting Card

Bitch You're My Soulmate Parody Greeting Card

Bitch, You're my soulmate. Show off your love for your bff, bestie and soul mate with this sassy, euphoric, bff design.

There's So Mushroom in my Heart Greeting Card

There's So Mushroom in my Heart Greeting Card

I love you because you're such a fungi, valentine! i just want spore of your love! I can't get enough!

You're an Avocutie Greeting Card

You're an Avocutie Greeting Card

I say this from the pit of my heart., you're an Avo-cutie!! show your valentine that your love for them is just like your love of avocados with this adorable food !

Unbothered Moisturized Happy Positive Checklist Parody Greeting Card

Unbothered Moisturized Happy Positive Checklist Parody Greeting Card

I am unbothered, moisturized, happy, in my lane, focused and flourishing! Check all of the above! Show off your positive vibes with this affirming and uplifting checklist design.

You're My Sweetie Pie Greeting Card

You're My Sweetie Pie Greeting Card

You're My Sweetie Pie! Show your loved one just how amazing they are, in a bad ass way! Pie is k! And you can still be a badass and call your s/o a sweetie pie!

Snek Greeting Card

Snek Greeting Card

Hiss hiss, am snek. I'm here to slither my way into your heart. Great for lovers of derpy snakes and animals!

My Back Hurts Greeting Card

My Back Hurts Greeting Card

Back pain is terrible, but for some people, it's debilitating! Besides, any form of pain is terrible, so show a little sympathy for anyone sporting this design!

You Are The Best Mum Greeting Card

You Are The Best Mum Greeting Card

Let your Mum know she's the best with this cute chrysanthemum ! Perfect for mother's day, spring, or any other time you feel compelled to let your mom know your love for her is always in bloom!

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Let your Mum know she's the best with this cute chrysanthemum ! Perfect for mother's day, spring, or any other time you feel compelled to let your mom know your love for her is always in bloom!

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