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Ohh don't mind me, I'm just over here heating my sad, lonely, microwave dinner and raging at socio-economic issues! Show off being an Over-educated Under-Loved Millennial with this cute, retro, rainbow smiley design!

Sometimes you don't have the big dick energy sometimes you need to keep it little and low-key. We can't all be alpha's (ew)so show some trendy humor in this "Lil Dick Energy" design, and exude your beta or sigma energy proudly.

I love all of my food children. Show off your love of Mexican food and your food babies with this, " Proud Parent Of My Food Baby, Taco, And Their Siblings Chip & Guac" food design! Perfect for loving tacos, chips, guacamole, Cinco de Mayo, and you next fiesta!

This Lord of the Rings inspired coffee mug is perfect for second breakfast. This nerdy coffee mug features the phrase "I like my coffee darker than the minds of Moria and stronger than a Balrog" along with symbols from the Gates to Moria and a faux gold texture. Buy this for the LOTR fan in your life and they'll have the one mug to rule them all.

Oh yeah, I have hobbies, I really love overthinking and crying, how about you?? Show off how you spend your free time with this, "My Hobbies Include Overthinking And Crying" emotional humor design.

I don't eat -- I inhale my food. Show your love for the hungry pink puff with this adorable "always hungry" Kirby design!

Don't judge my cat, I love them. Show off your opossum love with this , "I Love My Cat" possum design! Perfect for opossum , animal humor, animal , possum , and loving trash cats!

Everything is fine! I'll just smile through doing my little tasks while the world crumbles further into a capitalist hellscape!

YOU Don't Get to Decide What I Do With MY Body! I'm not a Barbie doll, you don't control my body and/or my decisions! My body, my choice.

Wow, what strange cats, but still lovable all the same! These fluffy critters are full of energy... well, when they aren't sleeping, anyway. Great for totoro and ghibli lovers!

When the Darkling said "Fine. Make me your villain." I know all Grisha fans were SCREAMING! ugh he is SUCH a snack! What can I say? Enemies to lovers is my favorite. team darkling shadow and bone books shadow and bone show six of crow bookworm leigh bardugo books ya books book nerd book fandom books six of crows leigh bardugo shadow and bone fandom shadow and bone black heretic the darkling general kirigan shadow summoner darkling shadow and bone enemies to lovers fine.

Mornings just suck. F*** the mornings, no one likes them. If you agree then this sassy Buttercup parody design is for you!

My Smutty Books Are Not Your Business. Just because I want to read some smutty fantasy, or 'trashy' romance doesn't mean you're better than me if you read Hemingway. Have some fun sometimes. Btw, if you know you know why I marked all those sections in my book.

My Smutty Books Are Not Your Business. Just because I want to read some smutty fantasy, or 'trashy' romance doesn't mean you're better than me if you read Hemingway. Have some fun sometimes. Btw, if you know you know why I marked all those sections in my book.

Make it known that your house isn't interested in being disturbed by people selling stuff with this funny garden flag. Will it stop em all? Probably not, but at least you can't say you didn't tell them so.

As a person with a uterus, I have one thing to say to the government - it's my body so I'm going to do whatever the hell I want with it! Decisions about women's bodies should be made by women!!

You Can Never Have Enough Cats, Candles, and Crystals. It's true - my collection just keeps growing..

This socialist witch is ready for revolution! I wish my magic could rearrange the corrupt government... but for now, I'll vote and use my skills for good.

Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy! Show off your positive dad vibes with this retro design! don't be a dick... be a daddy dont be a dick be a daddy don't be a dick be a daddy daddy daddy jokes retro hippie daddy dont be a dick dad jokes daddy vibes good vibes positive vibes dont be a dick please dont be an asshole daddies daddy attitude don't be a dick...

Yeah, I've got back problems, but my back pain is punk! Show that you're tough for dealing with your aches and pains with this, "Back Pain Is Punk" aging, relatable life design!

Momento mori, my friends. You cannot avoid death, but you must remember to live!

I'm just a sad, lonely, over-educated, under-loved, millennial - but at least my cats love me! Show off your sassy sarcasm and love of cats with this funny, "Over-educated Cat Lady" black cat design!

Panties are no place for government! Tell the gents on Capital Hill that your down town bonanza is none of their business with this pro-choice, protest shirt.

YOU Don't Get to Decide What I Do With MY Body! I'm not a Barbie doll, you don't control my body and/or my decisions! My body, my choice.

Oppressing Women with a ban on Abortion, is harming their life, not saving anyone else's. Don't tell women what to do with their bodies, plain and simple. Stand for All woman and Against Bans on Abortions and anything that goes against Women's rights, and regulations on their bodies with this, protest, political, women's rights shirt.

Everything is fine! I'll just smile through doing my little tasks while the world crumbles further into a capitalist hellscape!

Everything is fine! I'll just smile through doing my little tasks while the world crumbles further into a capitalist hellscape!

Whether it's running, hopping, or walking the pain is inevitable. We all have moments where our knees have forsaken us.

Show off your love D&D and support reproductive rights with this, "Dungeons & Don't Take My Reproductive Rights" nerdy activist design! Perfect for feminist D&D players and fighting for reproductive rights.

Against abortion? Have a Vasectomy. That's right, in the kindest, most sarcastic, way possible, if you try and tell me what to do with my body, then you best be sure I'm gonna tell you something! This ironic and sassy design shows the text "have a vasectomy" in rainbows and fluffy clouds! funny feminism ironic feminist sassy sassy women's choice pro choice civil rights womens rights my body my choice pro choice feminism pro choice feminism feminist against abortion have a vasectomy against abortion?

Against abortion? Have a Vasectomy. That's right, in the kindest, most sarcastic, way possible, if you try and tell me what to do with my body, then you best be sure I'm gonna tell you something! This ironic and sassy design shows the text "have a vasectomy" in rainbows and fluffy clouds! funny feminism ironic feminist sassy sassy women's choice pro choice civil rights womens rights my body my choice pro choice feminism pro choice feminism feminist against abortion have a vasectomy against abortion?