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This subtle NSFW pattern displays some classic bakery pastries, but the shape of them may appear to be...phallic. Not your normal pastries, but delicious! Fool friends with this penis pastry pattern, maybe they'll think you just really like eclairs...

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These popsicles are more spicy than sweet (wink wink). Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family! Suck on that cocksicle, or popdickle...

How would you like a side of phallic French toast with those penis pancakes? If breakfast is your fave meal of the day, along with some other things ;), then check out this naughty pattern!

If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?

What beautiful butterflies, you know, every butterfly has a unique wing pattern that's just so... phallic? Upon closer inspection, I think these butterflies have penises on them...

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.

Wow, tacos are so great, those look... are those... vaginas? Take these taco vulvas out for dinner and see if anyone can see the subtle NSFW images in the ingredients!

Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!

Step into the poetic world of a mysterious and enchanting era with our "In My Poet Era (Emily Dickerson)" garden flag. This timeless piece captures the essence of feminine strength, creativity, and resilience, perfect for celebrating National Women's Month. The delicate, intricate design pays tribute to a revered poet from the past, inspiring a sense of empowerment and reverence for the poetic voices of all women throughout history. Evoke the beauty and grace of a bygone era while honoring the extraordinary achievements of women through the ages. This garden flag is a subtle nod to a lineage of talented individuals who have left their mark on the world with their words and actions. Let the "In My Poet Era (Emily Dickerson)" garden flag serve as a reminder of the incredible legacy of women everywhere, inviting you to reflect on the impactful contributions that continue to shape our society today and into the future.

Introducing a coffee mug designed for those who embody the spirit of liberty and democracy in the midst of a galactic war for freedom. This uniquely crafted mug serves as a symbol of courage and resilience, inspiring you to rise above challenges and fight for what you believe in. With its sleek design and subtle yet powerful message, this mug serves as a silent warrior, reminding you to stand tall and never back down in the pursuit of a better tomorrow. Add a touch of interstellar bravery to your morning routine with this stirring coffee mug. As you sip your favorite brew, let the ideals of liberty and democracy reign supreme in your heart, fueling your determination and strength. Each time you hold this mug in your hands, you are reminded of the ongoing battle for freedom across the vastness of space, propelling you to stand firm in your convictions and strive towards a brighter future. Join the ranks of the valiant and fearless with this exceptional coffee mug, a beacon of hope in the tumultuous galaxy of endless possibilities.

Embrace your beauty with confidence and style when you slip on our "Feeling A Tad Bit Beautiful" t-shirt. This design speaks to the subtle moments when you catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and feel truly radiant from within. Whether you're having a good hair day or simply radiating positivity, this tee serves as a reminder to embrace your unique beauty each and every day. With a touch of whimsy and a whole lot of charm, this t-shirt is perfect for those who appreciate the beauty in the everyday moments. Let the world know that you're feeling a tad bit beautiful, inside and out, and inspire others to do the same. Wear it with pride and let your inner light shine brightly for all to see.

Introducing our captivating "Lower Taxes Or Else" enamel lapel pin, a bold statement piece that combines politics and humor in one. Crafted with exquisite attention to detail, this unique pin features a charming illustration of a cutesnail wielding a knife, symbolizing the unwavering determination of individuals who strive for lower taxes. The playful juxtaposition of the adorable snail and the assertive knife creates a visually striking image that is bound to spark conversations and ignite a sense of rebellion. Whether you're an advocate for fiscal responsibility or simply enjoy embracing the lighter side of political discourse, this enamel lapel pin is the perfect accessory to display your stance. Pin it on your jacket lapel, backpack or hat, and let your fashion do the talking. It's a subtle yet impactful way to express your beliefs, provoke thought, and perhaps even add a touch of humor to the political sphere. Join the movement for lower taxes with this eye-catching enamel lapel pin, because sometimes you just have to nudge society in the right direction, even if it means using a snail with a knife as your mascot!

Embrace your untamed spirit with our Feral Mode t-shirt, designed to cater to the wild side within all of us. This one-of-a-kind garment is a powerful symbol of freedom, rebellion, and primal instinct. With the words "Feral Mode" emblazoned across the chest in bold, captivating letters, this t-shirt serves as a subtle reminder to unleash your inner beast and break free from societal constraints. Featuring a sleek and minimalist design, the Feral Mode t-shirt captures the essence of the untamed wilderness. Its eye-catching typography, resembling claw marks etched on fabric, exudes a sense of raw energy and confidence. Empowering both men and women, this t-shirt invites you to tap into your primal instincts, explore uncharted territories, and unapologetically embrace your true self. Whether you wear it to a wild night out or to infuse some untamed energy into your daily routine, the Feral Mode t-shirt is a must-have for those who dare to unleash their inner feral. So, what are you waiting for? Step into the wild, embrace your feral side, and let your t-shirt be your guide.

Introducing our thought-provoking and tongue-in-cheek statement tee, "Alexa, How Do I Commit Tax Fraud?" This audacious slogan perfectly captures the absurdity of our interconnected world and satirically plays on the idea of technology-enabled mischief. Crafted to spark curiosity and ignite conversations, this t-shirt challenges societal norms and encourages critical thinking. Designed for the bold and unconventional, it is a subtle reminder that boundaries can be pushed, and conformity questioned. With its daring message, this tee serves as a playful reflection on the blurred lines between technology, ethics, and the ever-evolving nature of our digital era. Whether you're a tech enthusiast, a social commentator, or a rebel at heart, this t-shirt is a standout addition to your wardrobe. Pair it with jeans for a casual statement or dress it up with a blazer for a touch of sardonic sophistication. Embrace your rebellious spirit and let this provocative tee become a conversation starter, prompting discussions about the role of technology, societal expectations, and the power we yield in this digital age. With its clever twist on a popular voice assistant, our "Alexa, How Do I Commit Tax Fraud?" t-shirt is bound to create a lasting impression on those who dare to challenge the status quo.

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Introducing our exclusive "Indoor Cat" t-shirt, the purr-fect garment for all feline enthusiasts! Designed to showcase your love for these majestic creatures, this t-shirt will make a delightful addition to your wardrobe. Whether you are a proud indoor cat parent or simply adore their lazy yet charming lifestyle, this t-shirt is a must-have. Embrace your inner cat aficionado with our "Indoor Cat" t-shirt, featuring a playful and eye-catching design that captures the essence of these domesticated kings and queens. The captivating artwork portrays a contented feline lounging in the comforts of home, mirroring the relaxed and laid-back vibes we all cherish. Ideal for casual outings or comfortable indoor lounging, this t-shirt is a subtle yet stylish statement piece that will surely draw attention and spark interesting conversations. Step into the world of cats by donning this t-shirt and celebrate the beauty of their indoor life with pride.

Introducing our rebelliously witty creation, the "Thou Shouldeth Let That Shit Go" t-shirt! Designed for those seeking an expression of raw authenticity and a subtle rebellion against societal expectations, this edgy yet profound garment serves as a gentle reminder to release the burdens that weigh us down. Crafted with a simple yet striking font, the message encourages us to find solace in embracing our imperfections and letting go of negativity with a touch of humor. This t-shirt embraces the power of self-discovery and personal growth, urging us to shed unnecessary baggage in pursuit of inner peace. With its bold statement, it prompts a shift in perspective and provides a lighthearted gateway to self-reflection and acceptance. Whether worn as a statement piece or as a gentle nudge towards mindfulness, this t-shirt embodies the freedom of expression and serves as a daily reminder to live life unencumbered by unnecessary worries. Embrace your individuality, let that shit go, and find your own path to inner tranquility with this fearless and empowering t-shirt.

Introducing our latest coffee mug creation- "None Of Your Emails Are Finding Me Well". This mug is not just a product, it is an expression of the frustration and disappointment we all feel when emails start piling up in our inboxes, trying to steal away our peaceful coffee breaks. The design, simple yet powerful, is sure to make everyone in your office sit up and take notice. Whether it's a co-worker who just can't seem to get a hint or a client who is constantly spamming your inbox, this mug is the perfect way to send a playful yet clear message that boundaries are important. Made from high-quality materials, you can enjoy the bold and clear design on a daily basis while sipping some soul-soothing coffee or tea. The "None Of Your Emails Are Finding Me Well" coffee mug is not just a quirky addition to your work desk, it's a statement that tells people that it's time to respect your boundaries. The black and white design makes it perfect for any office environment and a great conversation starter. You can gift it to a friend or co-worker as a subtle hint or keep it for yourself as a reminder to prioritize self-care. Whatever the case, this mug is the perfect accessory to add to your daily routine and one that is sure to make your coffee breaks a lot more enjoyable!

Introducing our captivating enamel lapel pin, a must-have for those who embrace their nervous energy and wear it proudly. With its bold and quirky design, our pin proudly declares, "Actually, All Of My Systems Are Nervous." This pin is a testament to the beautifully chaotic nature of life and a gentle reminder that being nervous is not something to be ashamed of, but rather celebrated. Wear it on your favorite jacket, backpack, or even your hat, and let it spark engaging conversations about the intricacies of the human condition. Crafted with utmost care and attention to detail, our enamel lapel pin features a vibrant color palette that effortlessly catches the eye. The sleek and compact size ensures it can be worn on any garment or accessories without overpowering your style. Whether you're a nervous system expert, passionate about science, or simply appreciate the dualities of life, this pin is an ideal accessory to showcase your unique personality. So, embrace the nervousness, adorn yourself with confidence, and make a bold statement with our "Actually, All Of My Systems Are Nervous" enamel lapel pin.

Introducing our quirky and relatable "Murder Shows & Comfy Clothes" coffee mug, specially designed for those who enjoy the perfect combination of chilling crime documentaries and cozy loungewear. Starting your mornings in style, this mug is a subtle yet bold statement, encapsulating your love for binge-watching thrilling mysteries while snuggled up in your favorite comfort attire. With its eye-catching slogan printed in bold, contrasting letters, this mug is a conversation starter, giving you the chance to connect with like-minded individuals who share your unique taste in entertainment. Whether you're sipping your morning coffee, afternoon tea, or late-night hot cocoa, allow this mug to instantly transport you to a world of suspense and relaxation. Perfectly sized and incredibly durable, this coffee mug is an ideal addition to your kitchen or office space, letting you showcase your eccentric personality and love for true crime. So grab a mug, settle into your comfiest clothes, and immerse yourself in the captivating world of murder shows, all while enjoying your favorite hot beverage.

Introducing our Sweet Like Honey(BEE WITH A KNIFE) enamel lapel pin; a quirky and one-of-a-kind accessory that combines playfulness with a touch of sass. This pin captures the essence of being sweet, but with a subtle edge. The design features a charming little bee proudly holding a tiny knife, symbolizing that sweetness can pack a delightful surprise. Crafted with meticulous attention to detail, this enamel pin is a small yet striking statement piece that can effortlessly elevate any outfit. The vibrant colors and glossy finish of the enamel bring the design to life, making it stand out on any lapel, backpack, or hat. Wear it as a personal reminder to embrace your unique blend of sweetness and spice, or gift it to a friend who perfectly embodies this delightful contradiction. Express your individuality and add a buzzing twist to your style with our Sweet Like Honey(BEE WITH A KNIFE) enamel lapel pin -- an unforgettable accessory that is sure to create a buzz wherever you go.

Introducing our cheeky and playful "Miso Horny" t-shirt! Embrace your humor and spice up your wardrobe with this trendy and one-of-a-kind design. Perfect for those who like to add a touch of mischief to their style, this t-shirt is a true conversation starter. Crafted for those with a mischievous sense of humor, our "Miso Horny" t-shirt captures the essence of playful innuendo with a subtle twist. Whether you're a fan of puns, a lover of Asian cuisine, or simply enjoy witty designs, this t-shirt is made for you. Be ready to turn heads and break the ice with this hilarious and unforgettable addition to your closet. Wear it with confidence, spread the laughter, and make a bold statement that lets your unique personality shine through. Don't miss out on the opportunity to add a dash of humor to your everyday life with our "Miso Horny" t-shirt!

Introducing our "Cowboy Like Me" t-shirt, the perfect blend of rugged charm and wild spirit. This unique design captures the essence of the untamed cowboy, celebrating those who embrace the freedom and authenticity of the open range. With bold typography and a subtle vintage flair, this t-shirt effortlessly showcases your inner adventurer, making it an essential addition to any modern-day cowboy's wardrobe. Made for those who crave adventure and embody the cowboy way of life, our "Cowboy Like Me" t-shirt is a powerful statement that transcends fashion. It symbolizes the resilience and independence of the cowboy spirit, reminding wearers to stay true to themselves, no matter the odds. Wear this t-shirt with pride and let the world know that like a true cowboy, you are unafraid to face challenges head-on, embrace your individuality, and embrace the beauty of the untamed world around you. So saddle up, fellow roamers, and make a bold statement that resonates with anyone who loves the untamed allure of the wild west.

Introducing our "It's Lit." t-shirt, a true declaration of your vibrant personality! This eye-catching design is perfect for those who have a penchant for setting trends and lighting up any room they enter. Whether you're a lover of the latest music, a party enthusiast, or simply radiate an infectious energy everywhere you go, this t-shirt encapsulates that electric vibe effortlessly. "It's Lit." is more than just a catchphrase - it's a mindset. This bold statement piece showcases your ability to turn ordinary moments into extraordinary experiences. The dynamic typography, accompanied by subtle flame accents, ignites a sense of excitement and adventure. Crafted for those who thrive on being the life of the party, this t-shirt exudes confidence and sets the stage for unforgettable memories. Available in various sizes, this t-shirt will become your go-to attire when you're ready to embrace the energy and show the world what it truly means to be lit!

Celebrate the untold stories and spirited resilience with our "1692 They Missed One" t-shirt. Harking back to the haunting era of the Salem Witch Trials, this design is a subtle reminder that history doesn't always reveal the whole truth. The bold statement, "1692 They Missed One," captures the enigmatic spirit of those accused but unscathed, those who slipped through the grasp of oppression. With its mystifying allure, this t-shirt opens up conversations about the complexities of history and those who manage to defy expectations. Embrace the allure of the unknown with this captivating design. The mysterious, yet empowering message invites you to delve deeper into the shadows and reflect on the hidden chapters of history. Perfect for history buffs, those with an affinity for the supernatural, or anyone who appreciates the ambiguity of the past, this t-shirt will undoubtedly make a unique addition to your wardrobe. Dare to question the narratives we've been handed, and wear a reminder that sometimes, the truth lies just beyond our grasp.

Introducing our bold and thought-provoking design, the "I Prefer My Presidents Unindicted" t-shirt. This powerful statement tee is a tribute to our unwavering belief in the integrity and accountability expected of our nation's leaders. Whether you wear it as a subtle nod or a vocal declaration, this design encourages conversation and reflection on the political climate we find ourselves in. Crafted for those who value justice and uphold the core principles of democracy, this t-shirt boldly challenges the status quo. It serves as a reminder that the highest office in the land should be held by individuals free from any indictments or questioning of their ethical conduct. With its minimal yet striking design, the message is clear: a president with an unblemished record is a testament to their commitment to serving the interests of the people they represent. Wear this t-shirt proudly, spark meaningful discussions, and let your voice be heard in support of transparent leadership and a brighter future for our democracy.

Introducing the Give Them Hell t-shirt - the perfect statement piece for anyone who wants to assert their dominance and fearlessness. This shirt is not for the faint of heart; it's for those who are willing to stand up for themselves and take on any obstacle in their way. The bold and unmistakable font of the design lets everyone know that you mean business, and you won't back down from any challenge. Whether you're heading to a protest, a job interview, or just out for a night on the town, this t-shirt will make sure you're noticed. Wear it under a blazer for a subtle yet powerful touch, or pair it with some ripped jeans and combat boots for an edgier look. No matter how you choose to style it, the Give Them Hell t-shirt will always make a statement, and remind you to never back down from what's right.

Introducing our latest creation, the "Rom-com Movies & Chill" t-shirt -- the perfect attire for all those cozy movie nights. Designed for the ultimate romantic comedy lover, this tee sends a clear message that you are all about embracing the feel-good vibes and hilarious antics of the rom-com genre. Picture this: You're curled up on the couch, surrounded by your favorite rom-com DVDs or the latest streaming releases, with a bowl of popcorn in hand. The room is dimly lit, creating an ambiance of pure relaxation and bliss. And as you sink into the cushions, this t-shirt becomes your declaration to the world that you are unapologetically a rom-com aficionado. It's a subtle nod to all the unpredictable meet-cutes, laughter-filled dialogues, and heartwarming love stories that have stolen your heart over time. So, get ready to rekindle your love for rom-coms and bring that undeniable movie magic into your life with the "Rom-com Movies & Chill" t-shirt.

Introducing our latest creation, the "Rom-com Movies & Chill" t-shirt -- the perfect attire for all those cozy movie nights. Designed for the ultimate romantic comedy lover, this tee sends a clear message that you are all about embracing the feel-good vibes and hilarious antics of the rom-com genre. Picture this: You're curled up on the couch, surrounded by your favorite rom-com DVDs or the latest streaming releases, with a bowl of popcorn in hand. The room is dimly lit, creating an ambiance of pure relaxation and bliss. And as you sink into the cushions, this t-shirt becomes your declaration to the world that you are unapologetically a rom-com aficionado. It's a subtle nod to all the unpredictable meet-cutes, laughter-filled dialogues, and heartwarming love stories that have stolen your heart over time. So, get ready to rekindle your love for rom-coms and bring that undeniable movie magic into your life with the "Rom-com Movies & Chill" t-shirt.