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Subtle Peni Blankets
Browse our collection of 63 Subtle Penis Blankets and more. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.
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Into the Unknown Pattern Blanket
Did you get lost wandering the woods? Did you get caught up in several ghost stories? Ain't that just the way. Get yourself home and make some friends along the way with this autumnal themed pattern!
Weinter NSFW Parody Blanket
I just love the "Weinter"! Seeing all the intricate details of the falling snowflakes. Checkout these NSFW snowflakes and celebrate winter with this funny, nsfw winter design.
Taco Vulvas Pattern Blanket
Wow, tacos are so great, those look... are those... vaginas? Take these taco vulvas out for dinner and see if anyone can see the subtle NSFW images in the ingredients!
Phallic Christmas Cookies Blanket
Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! These aren't your typical sugar cookies, not the ones to bring to the inlaws... for these phallic sugary delights will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!
Penis Plants Pattern Blanket
Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!
Banana penis pattern Blanket
Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!
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Rainbow Penis Pattern Blanket
Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
Subtle Triforce Pattern Blanket
Decorate your home and life with this nerdy gamer subtle triforce pattern. Perfect for the Legend of Zelda fan and makes an amazing unique gift.
Subtle Triforce Pattern Blanket
Decorate your home and life with this nerdy gamer subtle triforce pattern. Perfect for the Legend of Zelda fan and makes an amazing unique gift.
Floral Penis Pattern Pink Blanket
Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
Floral Penis Pattern Blue Blanket
Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
Floral Penis Pattern Orange Blanket
Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
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Ice Cream Butts Blanket
Looking for something on the NSFW side that's makes people do a double take? These bootylicious flavored ice creams are sure to turn heads! Innocent, delicious ice creams? SYKE! It's butts!
Christmas Peens Pattern Blanket
Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!
Pop Art Penis Pattern Blanket
This phallic pattern is sure to make a statement! Pop off with this iconic pop art inspired pattern.
Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Blanket
If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?
Cockbuster Blanket
We all know what Blockbuster was back in the day, but now things have changed. Introducing Cockbusters! It's the same concept but spicier. What are you waiting for? Get yours today!
Cottagecore Peens Pattern Blanket
The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.
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