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Stand Against The One Million Mom Ornaments

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Don't Try Me Chihuahua Ornament

Don't Try Me Chihuahua Ornament

Look man, I've had a long day, I'm nervous, shaking, and UNHINGED! Don't try me, because this pup all bark and EXTRA bite!

I Do What I Want Uterus Ornament

I Do What I Want Uterus Ornament

As a person with a uterus, I have one thing to say to the government - it's my body so I'm going to do whatever the hell I want with it! Decisions about women's bodies should be made by women!!

Oppressing Women Is Not Pro-Life Ornament

Oppressing Women Is Not Pro-Life Ornament

Oppressing Women with a ban on Abortion, is harming their life, not saving anyone else's. Don't tell women what to do with their bodies, plain and simple. Stand for All woman and Against Bans on Abortions and anything that goes against Women's rights, and regulations on their bodies with this, protest, political, women's rights shirt.

No Thoughts Only Ferret Ornament

No Thoughts Only Ferret Ornament

Not a thought between those beady little eyes, clearly. Ferrets only know how to do one thing - be a ferret.

Hydrate Or Die Ornament

Hydrate Or Die Ornament

If we don't hydrate, we're gonna die-drate. It's common to forget hydrating one's self, so this design serves as a friendly reminder to drink water! Great for the gym!

Hokus Tokus Ornament

Hokus Tokus Ornament

Lite one up on a full moon and do some high witch sh*t with your coven or chill at the hut with your familiars with this weed themed pun based on the phrase "hokus pokus".

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Just A Mom Doing Mom Things Ornament

Just A Mom Doing Mom Things Ornament

Me? Oh, I'm just a Mom, doing Mom things! Show off your Mom vibes and do some Mom things with this sassy, Mother's day, Mom vibes design.

Witches Against White Supremacy White Print Ornament

Witches Against White Supremacy White Print Ornament

Witches take a stand and cast a spell against white supremacy! Resist, persist and hex white supremacists, the alt right won't stand a chance against these spells in this witchy, resistance, protest shirt!

Anime Mom Ornament

Anime Mom Ornament

You're not just a mom, you're an Anime Mom. Wear your weeb proudly with this cute, "Anime Mom" nerdy parent design! Perfect for loving anime and being a mom!

Sailor Mom Ornament

Sailor Mom Ornament

Sailor Mom. Show you're a mom who loves 90s anime with this Neo Queen Serenity inspired design.

Mom With Pride Ornament

Mom With Pride Ornament

Celebrate being a mom of the LGBTQ+ community, whether you celebrate yourself and/or your children with this "Mom With Pride" gay pride design! Perfect for cool Moms, gay pride, gay quotes, mom gifts, and LGBTQ+ pride.

Heathens Against Heteronormativity Ornament

Heathens Against Heteronormativity Ornament

Keep heteronormativity out of hell! Get sassy and satanic with this, "Heathens Against Heteronormativity" funny queer design.

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Run Like Nick Cage Ornament

Run Like Nick Cage Ornament

When running, always give it your all. In other words, run like you just stole the declaration of independence! If you love America's national treasure, the one and only Nicholas Cage, then this shirt is for you! Perfect for nerds who love movies and going to the gym, working out, pumping iron, running, jogging, track and field, hitting the treadmill, or stealing historical artifacts!

The Shitter Parody Ornament

The Shitter Parody Ornament

Behold! This new art installation was inspired by the original classics. May I present to you, The Shitter! This creation is dedicated to those that took a shit at one point in their lifetime. If you are one of those people, this design was made with you in mind!

Support Mermternity Leave Ornament

Support Mermternity Leave Ornament

New mom's need all the time they can get with their newborns. Please support adequate maternity leave for mothers!!

#1 Merm Ornament

#1 Merm Ornament

You are the best merm in the world! I survived even the strongest ocean storms because of you!

If I See One More Farmhouse Styled Home I'm Losing My Shiplap Ornament

If I See One More Farmhouse Styled Home I'm Losing My Shiplap Ornament

If I See One More Farmhouse Styled Home I'm Losing My Shiplap. Interior designers, and decorating fiends know and dread at the thought of more shiplap, "reClaImeD wOod", mason jars, white only, quirky signs that say things like "live laugh love" or "family" or some other shit.

Poop Humor Will Never Not be Funny Ornament

Poop Humor Will Never Not be Funny Ornament

Poop Humor Will Never Not be Funny. It's hilarious, always, no exceptions.

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