Best Selling Stand Against The One Million Mom Neck Gaiters

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Feminist Elves Against the One Ring (and men screwing it up again). We love the powerful women in Lord of the Rings, Tauriel, Galdriel, Arwen, etc., and honestly, they probably wouldn't have majorly f***ed up Middle Earth if they had it. Female power! Show off your feminist, elvish, sass with this design!

Goths Against Gender Norms! Goths don't bother themselves with your petty gender norms, they got angstier things to worry about! Show off your goth vibes and gender non-conformity with this grungy fit!

Witches take a stand and cast a spell against white supremacy! Resist, persist and hex white supremacists, the alt right won't stand a chance against these spells in this witchy, resistance, protest neck gaiter!

Furries Against Fascists! Furries may have soft fur, but not a soft heart when it comes to smashing the fascists! Check out this design featuring two furries who are no doubt protesting for both furry rights, and maybe, human rights too!

The hole in the center of every mom is filled with her children, a sentiment well expressed by this adorable design of a momma donut on a stroll with her little donut holes. Perfect for Mother's Day or anytime you want to show appreciation for your own momma!

Cool Moms Get Vaccinated! It's trendy to be healthy and socially conscious, show off your cool mom attitude with this pro-vaccination design!

Show your Mom some love this Mother's day with this funny awkward mom award. If your mom is a lovable awkward nerd then this award inspired design will be the perfect mother's day gift.

Oh, yeah? Well YOUR MOM'S A SPORE! Take that you little fungi. The classic tween gamer insult "Your mom's a whore" gets a mushroomy, punny, twist in this hilarious comic design.

Tolkien is Homoerotic and No One Can Tell Me Otherwise! Come on, the chemistry between Frodo and Sam? Between Boromir and Aragorn? Between Bilbo and Thorin? They are all 100000% gay, and no one can convince me otherwise. For those whose Lord of the Rings ship couple didn't make the canon, this one's for you!

I'm That Astrology Bad Bitch Your Mom Warned You About. Yup she was right, you should stay away from us witches, non-believers, and celestial succubi, but you just can't, because our signs are aligned, baby.

Why Do I Get the Feeling that Shit is About to Go Down? We all know that's really what was engraved on the infamous "one ring to rule them all." Fans of Tolkien and the Lord of the Rings series will chuckle at this parody ring design.

That's one hip meemaw. If your grandma can meme it up with the best of em, this punny play on the word "meemaw" is for your dear ol gran.

Being Heteronormative Succs, heteronormativity succs, homophobia succs, whatever people want to call their old ass ideals about 'one man and one woman' can succ my ****! This design shows cute pastel succulents and the pastel pride colors for pan pride, trans pride, bi pride, and gay pride, because sexual expression DOES NOT SUCC(ulent).

Floral D20. Roll a natural 20 with this pretty D20 and floral pattern.

Against abortion? Have a Vasectomy. That's right, in the kindest, most sarcastic, way possible, if you try and tell me what to do with my body, then you best be sure I'm gonna tell you something! This ironic and sassy design shows the text "have a vasectomy" in rainbows and fluffy clouds! funny feminism ironic feminist sassy sassy women's choice pro choice civil rights womens rights my body my choice pro choice feminism feminism feminist against abortion have a vasectomy against abortion?

Masculine is What You Make It! Gender is a social construct, masculinity is a social construct, and F*** toxic masculinity! Masculinity is so bogus, make "masculine" what you want, and for me, masculine is now totally confidence in sparkles and pink!

Racists beware, I BITE. Stand up for justice and the stigma about talking about racism with this, "I Bite Racists" shark design. Perfect for being straight-forward in standing up to racism and loving sharks.

Charcuterie is the arranging and preparing of cured meats, cheeses and finger foods on a platter or board. From a simple board to a fancy one that fits an entire table -- this is true culinary art. And in this pattern, you've got all your Charcuterie board needs: salami, pepperoni, grapes, cheese, fruits, olives, and crackers!

Cute lil plant babies, these detailed succulents will remind plant moms, witches, and just green peeps of their lil such-cutie-lent pals!

I'm Being a Parent for Halloween! Because we all know that feeling of fear when you get home just a littleee past curfew... Parents will get a laugh out of this funny Halloween design! Yeah, parenthood is scary, and it can make you pretty scary, but only out of love!

A rainbow gradient for those who want something a little more simple, yet colorful! It's cute, colorful, and stands out in a crowd. What more could you want?!

Stupid sunflowers. They think they're so great, just because they're tall. Short flowers are just as pretty and aromatic! And they make great tea! You can't give a sunflower to your mom! ...Stupid sunflowers.

Oh, Christmas Succulent! Oh, Christmas Succulent! How lovely are thy tininess. Perfect for holiday plant parents.

Monstera Simple Boho Pattern. A cute, simple, minimalist monstera leaf houseplant pattern.

Be as mysterious, graceful, and radient as a deep sea jellyfish with this simple pattern featuring stars and different colored jellies floating against a black sea!

Transgender rights are human rights and they are being put at stake! Fight against trans discrimination and fight for transgender protection, especially for trans youth in schools! Resist with this lgbtqia, trans pride, protest, anti-trump neck gaiter.

will you CHEESE leave me alone? I'm feelin' crusty today, and don't have time for your saucy attitude. let people know they should keep their distance with this funny calzone pun!

Show your love of puppies and poppies with this cute Pit Bull design! This adorable vintage inspired design features illustrations of different pit bulls standing in a field of poppies. This tote makes the perfect gift for any proud pit bull parent.

Horny for Horticulture? The art or practice of garden cultivation and management? Are you watering your plants or are they making you wet? Us plant keepers and lovers need our peace keepers, if plants are your passion, then this design is for you!

Horny for Horticulture? The art or practice of garden cultivation and management? Are you watering your plants or are they making you wet? Us plant keepers and lovers need our peace keepers, if plants are your passion, then this design is for you!