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New Small And Sensitive But Fight Me Blankets

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Protect The Vulnerable Blanket

Protect The Vulnerable Blanket

Show the world that we are only as strong as the most vulnerable with this, "Protect The Vulnerable" design, with a small plant and nature within a force field. Perfect for activism, social justice, and fighting for human rights.

Metroid Snowman Blanket

Metroid Snowman Blanket

Silly Metroid, there's no life force to suck from that silly old snowman! Ah, don't look at me, I might LOOK alive, but really, I'm dead inside...

Yule Birth of the Sun Blanket

Yule Birth of the Sun Blanket

Celebrate the birth of the sun this Yule. No, not Jesus, that's not for me. "Yuletide" celebrates the birth of the Sun and also celebrates the "Mother" at the height of her "Greatness".

You Make My Heart Purr Blanket

You Make My Heart Purr Blanket

Valentine, you make me feel like a spoiled cat. I feel so loved i'd swear my heart is purring! All I want for valentines day is mew!

Owl Be Your Valentine! Blanket

Owl Be Your Valentine! Blanket

You're such a hoot, valentine! You and me, we're birds of a feather! Won't hoot be mine, darling?

Do Not Perceive Me Blanket

Do Not Perceive Me Blanket

Leave me alone and let me be - even better, do not perceive me at all. This ironic, sassy design features the text, "Do Not Perceive Me" with a large smiley face staring blankly into space.

Spin Me, Daddy Blanket

Spin Me, Daddy Blanket

Spin that dreidel right 'round this Holiday season! Celebrate Hanukkah with glitter and puns in this design.

Glizz On Me Daddy Hot Dog Blanket

Glizz On Me Daddy Hot Dog Blanket

This glizzy is ready to get glizzed on! Ahegao get yourself a hot dog!

Chronically Tired Blanket

Chronically Tired Blanket

I can sleep all day, I can sleep all night, I can drink 4 cups of coffee, but I'm still SO TIRED!! Body, could you just be normal for once, and stop being so chronically sleepy???

Suck Me Heart Lollipop Blanket

Suck Me Heart Lollipop Blanket

What else do you do with a lollipop? Show off your sense of cheeky, flirty, NSFW humor this Valentine's Day with this cute, flirty, sassy, NSFW, Valentine's Day, "Suck Me" Lollipop design.

Please Leave Me And My Hermit Ass Alone Blanket

Please Leave Me And My Hermit Ass Alone Blanket

Seriously. Can't you see I'm doing good over here? Vibe with yourself and keep people you don't wanna deal with at a distance with this sassy hermit design!

I Believe in Santa, Not God Blanket

I Believe in Santa, Not God Blanket

I Believe in Santa, Not God. Please keep the Christ out of Christmas, I'm and atheist, and please stop telling me to go to church - I'd rather not. Notice the atheist symbol on Santa's cap!

Meet Me Under the MistleToad Blanket

Meet Me Under the MistleToad Blanket

This toad is ready to become a prince! Toadally perfect for lovers of frogs/toads and holiday hijinks!

Why am I Such a Misfit I Am Not Just a Nitwit Blanket

Why am I Such a Misfit I Am Not Just a Nitwit Blanket

Quit your job! Run away and join the Island of Misfit Toys! Gear up for your next ugly sweater Christmas party with this Rudolf themed design featuring an illustration of Hermy and the quote "Why an I such a misfit? I am not just a nitwit. You can't fire me, I quit. Seems I don't fit in.

Notice Me Senpai Vaporwave Emoji Blanket

Notice Me Senpai Vaporwave Emoji Blanket

pls senpai, notice me Put those puppy dog eyed vibes out there with this cute vaporwave inspired pleading emoji.

On The Fifth Day Of Christmas My Sonic Gave To Me Parody Blanket

On The Fifth Day Of Christmas My Sonic Gave To Me Parody Blanket

Show off your love for the holidays, the worst Christmas song ever and your favorite super fast blue ring collecting hedgehog with this funny holiday parody sonic, 12 days of Christmas shirt!

I'm In Charge Of the Baking (Thanksgiving) Blanket

I'm In Charge Of the Baking (Thanksgiving) Blanket

I'm In Charge Of the Baking, any questions about the dessert menu will be directed to me, I'm the king of the kitchen now, and if you could please leave me alone. The perfect design for lovers of all things holidays and cooking.

Tie Me Up Daddy Blanket

Tie Me Up Daddy Blanket

Tie me up nice and tight, turn me into a pretty little gift! This naughty christmas gift is ready for the holidays. A little too excited for the ribbons and tensils, it seems.

Zelda Is My Favorite Pokemon Blanket

Zelda Is My Favorite Pokemon Blanket

And Dankey Kang is my favorite sonic the hedghog character! Have you ever seen Bayonetta from digimon? sooooo cool.

I Feel Like I'm Being Watched Blanket

I Feel Like I'm Being Watched Blanket

Man, I really can't get rid of this feeling that someone's eyes are on me right now.... surely it's not a predator of some sort, or one of those weird humans that gather at the park with binoculars for hours...

Sailor Moonion Blanket

Sailor Moonion Blanket

Fighting alongside evil by moonlight... still fighting alongside evil by daylight! This sailor moonion might be a magical girl, but that doesn't mean that they're going to ignore their duties to their evil overlord.

Lick Me Daddy Blanket

Lick Me Daddy Blanket

You scream, we scream, we all scream..... aaah~! Lick up all of the punny goodness of that creamy goodness with the sprinkles on top with this ahegao ice cream tee!

Honky Halloween Blanket

Honky Halloween Blanket

Trick or treat and halloween has never been so honkin' adorable! honk or treat, smell my feet, give me some seed to eat. If you don't, i'll bite your ankles.

The Only Crypto I Care About Blanket

The Only Crypto I Care About Blanket

Why would I be interested in DOGEcoin or whever when I can be making mad bank in BELLS!? Give me those turnips, you adorable little boar!

Go Big Or Go Gnome Blanket

Go Big Or Go Gnome Blanket

Go big or go gnome! Celebrate the small, magical, lovely gnomes of the garden with this cute garden gnome design!

Thanks for Being F***ing Weird with Me Vintage Fish Riders Blanket

Thanks for Being F***ing Weird with Me Vintage Fish Riders Blanket

Thanks for being F***ing weird with me. Let your weirdo lover know you appreciate their strangeness with this vintage illustration inspired design.

Hocus Pocus Made Me Gay Blanket

Hocus Pocus Made Me Gay Blanket

This hocus pocus shirt is great for all of us who knew watching the Sanderson sisters and their witchy shenanigans, that Hocus Pocus made me gay. This halloween shirt is perfect for fans of lgbt shirts, halloween memes, hocus pocus memes and gay shirts.

Fish Want Me Men Fear Me Mermaid Blanket

Fish Want Me Men Fear Me Mermaid Blanket

Strike fear in the hearts of men and be surrounded by gorgeous fish with this funny portrait that captures the spirit of a very powerful sea creature.

Stuff Me Daddy Turkey Parody Blanket

Stuff Me Daddy Turkey Parody Blanket

Thanksgiving turkey's aren't complete with stuffing after all! Show off your sense of humor with this holiday season with this funny, "Stuff Me Daddy" turkey, Thanksgiving day parody shirt design.

Honk The Patriarchy Goose Blanket

Honk The Patriarchy Goose Blanket

Ruffle some feathers and "Honk The Patriarchy" with this feminist goose design, featuring a goose wrapped in a ribbon with some florals. Perfect for goose puns, honking, fighting for equality and feminism!

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Ruffle some feathers and "Honk The Patriarchy" with this feminist goose design, featuring a goose wrapped in a ribbon with some florals. Perfect for goose puns, honking, fighting for equality and feminism!

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