Shrek Is Life

Yes I am a saucy, saucy boy. Live life to its sauciest with this iconic sassy William Shakespeare quote from Romeo and Juliet!

This cute valentine design features the text "I Loaf You" with a catloaf illustration! Perfect for valentines day, valentine gifts, anniversary gifts, valentine, cat valentine, unique valentine gifts, and valentine to share with a loved one in your life!

You have drawn the Visitor tarot card. Often when people ask what comes after The World card, they say the tarot cycle starts over. While this may be true sometimes, there is something beyond The World, and it can seem terrifying. Fear not. This stranger comes in peace and offers a better way of life. This card is often interpreted as other-wordly intervention, escapism, and peace among the stars. Flipped, this card is sometimes interpreted as existential crisis, unearthly horror, and heavenly mystery.

Show whomever is concerned, that this is definitely NOT a bag full of drugs, obviously! Perfect for getting strange looks, potentially getting caught by the police with actual drugs, and being ironically high on life!

I've come to talk with you again. I have no choice, it's a morning ritual, and like a good breakfast, need my coffee black and dark. Bitter like life.

The best things in life are free, and orgasms are one of lives greatest simple pleasures. Celebrate your favorite lover with this cheeky thanks for the orgasm design, because they are sacred.