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Glorious Feminist Ornament

Glorious Feminist Ornament

Gloria Steinem was a pioneer in the women's rights movement during the 70's! She proved that a woman needs a man just as much as a fish needs a bicycle! Fight for equality of the sexes and get your groove on with this cool and retro, feminist shirt!

Merry Dickmas Ornament

Merry Dickmas Ornament

Merry Dickmas! Dick the halls with boughs of holly! Have yourself an NSFW Christmas with this festive green dildo, or shall I say, sexually liberated Christmas tree...

Eternally Damned To Get Eternally Rammed Ornament

Eternally Damned To Get Eternally Rammed Ornament

Woah hey, suddenly Hell doesn't seem so bad! Be careful with that tail though, you naughty devil. ...Or don't. Tee hee.

I Love Cumming Georgia Ornament

I Love Cumming Georgia Ornament

If you LOVE Cumming (Georgia), this design is meant for you! Show off your state pride with this suggestive, misleading tee design that's sure to turn a few heads.

Toys. Not Boys. Ornament

Toys. Not Boys. Ornament

Love your own vibes this Valentines Day, babe! Feel the love in this design perfect for those celebrating self love.

Ahegao Glizzy Gobbler Ornament

Ahegao Glizzy Gobbler Ornament

Nobody loves glizzys this much without winning a few eating contests... What's to be said? Some people just really like shoving long meat tubes in their mouth...

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Satan, Sex, and Chicky Nuggets Ornament

Satan, Sex, and Chicky Nuggets Ornament

Satan, Sex, and Chicky Nuggets! All you need in this life, and all you get in hell, we're so ready! Show off some sassy satanism, sex positive, chicken nugget fun with this design!

I Put the Hoe in Hoedown Ornament

I Put the Hoe in Hoedown Ornament

You can't spell hoedown without hoe! Yeehaw! Be sex positive with this funny cowboy themed design!

Kawaii Buttplug Pattern Ornament

Kawaii Buttplug Pattern Ornament

Kawaii buttplugs for the kawaii sinner!

Yeah I Like To Hoe Around Ornament

Yeah I Like To Hoe Around Ornament

Haha yeah I like to hoe around ;) Get all your gardening done with this cheeky design perfect for friends of plants.

I'm Gonna Crumb! Ornament

I'm Gonna Crumb! Ornament

Careful with the way you take that bread out of the pan... It's hot, bothered, and you're gonna make it crumb.

Practice Safe Hex Ornament

Practice Safe Hex Ornament

Always use pro-hex-tion. Show off your love of being a sassy, sex positive, witch with this cute, "Practice Safe Hex" witch design with a sword, skull, moon, candles, and magic for your spells!

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Cream Me Daddy (Coffee) Ornament

Cream Me Daddy (Coffee) Ornament

Get some laughs and some concerned looks with this not suggestive at ALL cup of coffee being filled with creamer! Okay, maybe its a little suggestive, or a lot suggestive.

Ugly Ahegao Christmas Sweater Ornament

Ugly Ahegao Christmas Sweater Ornament

Have yourself Ahegao little christmas... Wow, I know it's winter, but is it HOT in here?!

Cream Me Daddy Cannoli Ornament

Cream Me Daddy Cannoli Ornament

Cream Me Daddy! Holy Cannoli is not so holy... this design is a lil sticky, you may get some weird looks, but yunno, they're worth creaming for DADDY! Slightly suggestive cannoli filing dripping with that good cream, what more could ya want?

Pound My Cake Daddy Ornament

Pound My Cake Daddy Ornament

Pound My Cake Daddy! This Pound Cake is ready to get creamed! Totally not inappropriate whatsoever...

Safe Abortions For All Ornament

Safe Abortions For All Ornament

Banning abortions only means banning safe abortions! Show that everyone deserves bodily autonomy and health care with this, "Safe Abortions For All" pro-choice, human rights design!

Brewkakke Ornament

Brewkakke Ornament

Give me your cream daddy... pour that sweet, delicious goodness all in me. Yeah give me that hazelNUT.

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