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Screw Dieting Totes
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Chaotic Mewtral (Chaotic Neutral Cat) Casual Tote
Screw the rules! scream, eat, and knock stuff off of tables and shelves with this nerdy design that recognizes the inherent urge to do whatever the heck you feel like.
I'm Dreaming Of A Great White Christmas Casual Tote
Screw Having a white christmas! Why have snow when you can have SHARKS!? At Least the cold gives me an excuse to stay inside and watch shark documentaries all day.
Ew Gross Vegetables (black) Tote
Vegetables? Plant based? Aw hail naw. For those who loves their protein and meat, make a statement and embrace your carnivorous side!
F*** The Male Gaze Tote
F*** The Male Gaze! Men can be such trash, just because I wear something, look a certain way, doesn't give men the right to touch me, or catcall me, or anything! I am not trying to "appease the male gaze" - I'm just being myself, so F*** off.
Trying To Eat Like a Hobbit and Look Like an Elf Weekender Tote
Trying To Eat Like a Hobbit and Look Like an Elf, we all have those days, we maybe eat a lot more lembas bread than we should - but yunno, we can't all look like Legolas, so the Hobbit Six meal plan it is: Breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper (and maybe even dessert). This anti-diet funny Lord of The Rings inspired design will be sure to make nerdy foodies laugh!
Fueled By Candy Corn Tote
Put away pounds of candy corn like its your only source of nutrition with this funny Fall design!
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Screw Your Lab Safety, I Want Superpowers Tote
Screw your lab safety, I want superpowers. How am I supposed to be come a comic book superhero if we keep this radioactive spider safely contained behind glass. Screw these goggles and this gloves and your science rules, I'm going to expose myself to radiation for the sake of humanity. With great power comes great responsibility and all.
Screw You-nicorn Tote
F*** off into the forest not giving a damn what other people think! This sassy unicorn design is perfect for the magical beast who doesn't have any tolerance for bullshit.
I'll Diet When I'm Dead Tote Tote
Treat yourself because F*** it- You'll only be skin and bones when you die so eat life up. Forget body shaming, enjoy yourself- don't Starve yourself.
I'll Diet When I'm Dead Tote Tote
Treat yourself because F*** it- You'll only be skin and bones when you die so eat life up. Forget body shaming, enjoy yourself- don't Starve yourself.
Diet Ideas: Eat Whatever You Want and If Anyone Hassles You About Your Weight Eat Them Too Tote
Body policing is for the birds and quite frankly your body is no one else's fricken business. Let the world know that coming between you and your food has dire consequences with this design featuring illustrations of nachos, cupcakes, pizza, hamburgers, soda and ice cream.
Diet Ideas: Eat Whatever You Want and If Anyone Hassles You About Your Weight Eat Them Too Tote
Body policing is for the birds and quite frankly your body is no one else's fricken business. Let the world know that coming between you and your food has dire consequences with this design featuring illustrations of nachos, cupcakes, pizza, hamburgers, soda and ice cream.
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Feminist Elves Against the One Ring Casual Tote
Feminist Elves Against the One Ring (and men screwing it up again). We love the powerful women in Lord of the Rings, Tauriel, Galdriel, Arwen, etc., and honestly, they probably wouldn't have majorly f***ed up Middle Earth if they had it. Female power! Show off your feminist, elvish, sass with this design!
Feminist Elves Against the One Ring Tote
Feminist Elves Against the One Ring (and men screwing it up again). We love the powerful women in Lord of the Rings, Tauriel, Galdriel, Arwen, etc., and honestly, they probably wouldn't have majorly f***ed up Middle Earth if they had it. Female power! Show off your feminist, elvish, sass with this design!
Don't Let Anyone Tell You You're Not Queer Enough Casual Tote
Gatekeeping is when someone tries to set limits and requirements on what it means to be LGBT+/queer. But, um, why? Am I not queer enough for you?? Screw that!
Trying To Eat Like a Hobbit and Look Like an Elf Casual Tote
Trying To Eat Like a Hobbit and Look Like an Elf, we all have those days, we maybe eat a lot more lembas bread than we should - but yunno, we can't all look like Legolas, so the Hobbit Six meal plan it is: Breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper (and maybe even dessert). This anti-diet funny Lord of The Rings inspired design will be sure to make nerdy foodies laugh!
Ball Of Rage Casual Tote
Why am I so angry, you ask? There's plenty of reason, like being able to see the bottom of my food dish. Or that crooked painting on the wall. Yeah, Screw that painting. I hate that painting.
Ball Of Rage Tote
Why am I so angry, you ask? There's plenty of reason, like being able to see the bottom of my food dish. Or that crooked painting on the wall. Yeah, Screw that painting. I hate that painting.
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