New Save The Mermaid Neck Gaiters

Every day it's the same thing. Break down the door, stomp the baddies, dodge the fire bars, fall into lava, start over, kill a turtle, save a mushroom, on and on and on. Ugggghhhhh.

Every day it's the same thing. Break down the door, stomp the baddies, dodge the fire bars, fall into lava, start over, kill a turtle, save a mushroom, on and on and on. Ugggghhhhh.

Somewhere deep in the Hundred Acre Woods, a bunch of psycho stuffed animals prepare to burn one of their own as an unholy pagan sacrifice to save the carrot crop! Oh bother.

When you've got a thirst even an ocean can't quench, follow the siren song of delicious Mermade, the only sports drink with the sea-salty taste of a truly excessive amount of electrolytes!

Bad Bitch Sea Witch! This sea witch will drown a bitch - for real. Show off your sassy siren attitude with this mermaid witch design!

These squishy pickups are overjoyed to help you out on your quest to save the Princess! Stuff as many in your pockets as they'll hold so you'll always be ready to whack those turtles good!

These squishy pickups are overjoyed to help you out on your quest to save the Princess! Stuff as many in your pockets as they'll hold so you'll always be ready to whack those turtles good!

Be sassy, elusive, and lure men to their death and place in heck with this cool oceanic mermaid demon design featuring a deep sea pun!

If you've never saved a paper, document or file to a floppy disk, then you just had to be there. Take a trip down memory lane with this funny, 90's, nostalgic, "you just had to be there" meme flat neck gaiter!

Omg, I'm like so totally such a pisces! Like total pisces energy and vibes for sure! Show off your pisces pride with this super cute 90's inspired pisces astrology aesthetic neck gaiter design!

Be as mysterious, graceful, and radient as a deep sea jellyfish with this simple pattern featuring stars and different colored jellies floating against a black sea!

Mermen! Omg the hair, the bods, and the BEARDS! What more could we ever want? This colorful and body-positive merfolk design is sure to make waves with all these bearded babes! Mermaid and beard obsessed? Try both with this pattern!

Sing Me Sea Shanties To Drop Me Panties - do it, please sailors? Tik Tok reopened the long lost treasure chest under the sea, the glorious Sea Shanties, some foul, some ethereal, let the winds and fate decide your tune. But this traditional ribboned anchor has a bit of lingerie draping over the side, because sea shanties DROP panties!

If your mermaid song consists of nervously humming while vibrating yourself into a stress ball, this mermaid pun is for you!

How lovely are thy mermaids, your waters full of tasty fish, i'm sure they'll make a mighty Dish! O christmas sea, oh christmas sea, how lovely are thy mermaids.

Have Christmas under the sea with this, "Happy Holiwaves" holiday mermaid design! Perfect for loving mermaids, Christmas, holiday puns, and the ocean!

Step away from the mermaid! Sometimes, people make you feel a bit... stabby. Embrace your inner sea witch and sharpen that blade!

Put out some transgender mermaid vibes with this fish scale pattern that resembles the trans pride flag!

She's the sailor-drowning punk siren that will rock harder than a hurricane! This twist on the classic siren includes a punk mohawk, sleeves of old-school sailor tats, and a ferocious fish friend that might chew your hand off. Don't mess with this sassy siren or you'll get cursed at like a sailor!

The USPS is currently under attack ! Support the USPS and urge others to buy stamps and help support the USPS with this "Thank You Bag" style inspired "Save The USPS" neck gaiter!

Mermaids of Melanin! More melanin makes our skin darker, and black is beautiful! These mermaids were made because there is a strong lack of animated princesses/mermaids of color today in the media. So what better way to encourage more diversity in characters than to showcase your stance with this design!!

Mermaids of Melanin! More melanin makes our skin darker, and black is beautiful! These mermaids were made because there is a strong lack of animated princesses/mermaids of color today in the media. So what better way to encourage more diversity in characters than to showcase your stance with this design!!

It's time to unleash your flawless, beautiful, bearded merman self! Show off your majestic, bearded nature with this magical, bearded merman neck gaiter.

Show your nerdy pride! Whether you're Gay, lesbian, bi, pan, ace, fluid, inter gender, trans, trigender, poly, bear, and/or agender, there's a dice to represent you! Dungeons, dragons, and get my damn pronouns right!

CAKE ME UP INSIDE, CAKE ME UP INSIDE (CAN'T CAKE UP)! Save me from the cake I've become. If you find yourself in the existential cake mess that is 2020 this funny parody is for you!

Let's put an end to the sickness that's plaguing the world! Destroy fascists and save the planet from these monsters that plague the lands!

Whoever is rolling for 2020 should probably have their dice taken away. 2020 has been an unaturally unlucky year, and could honestly have their own character sheet in a dungeons and dragon's manual! Let's hope 2020 is able to make it's saving through, at the very least...

discover the triforce nacho's and rescue the princess! Defeat guacandorf and save the world. Gamers and Taco Lovers unite with this funny Pixel Art Taco design!

Killer whale? More like stoner whale! Orcas are the savages of the sea, and they could def use a blunt, with some killer weed! You know what I mean! Show you support of the sea pandas, the killer whales, with this trippy face mask pattern - save the whales!

You chose the devil. This satanic siren lures sailors to ill fortune, deep under the sea straight into hell! This tarot card reads that this design is hot as hellfire!

You chose the devil. This satanic siren lures sailors to ill fortune, deep under the sea straight into hell! This tarot card reads that this design is hot as hellfire!