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Sniff Catnip. Hail Kitten. Blanket

Sniff Catnip. Hail Kitten. Blanket

Kitten will deliver us all to our doom. Sniff catnip and awaken your inner beast. Kitties are our rulers after all and ever cat should be worshipped like the god that it is. So, awaken a smile in yourself or your dark natured friends with this awesome "Sniff Catnip, Hail Kitten" design!

90s Neon Rainbow The Devil Tarot Blanket

90s Neon Rainbow The Devil Tarot Blanket

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this tarot card parody. The Devil works hard, but 90s kids work harder.

Go Directly To Hell Blanket

Go Directly To Hell Blanket

sinner's go to hell... and they don't get a "get out of hell free" card. Maybe don't gamble so much, eh?

Spicy Honk Bonk Goose Blanket

Spicy Honk Bonk Goose Blanket

HONK it's hades here to be a horrible goose from hell. Show off your sassy spice with this, "Spicy Honk Bonk" goose devil design!

Pagan Plant Parent Blanket

Pagan Plant Parent Blanket

I may be pagan, but that doesn't necessarily mean I'm a "heathen" against house plants?! Whether you be witchy, or more satanic, pagans are the best parents!

I Pet Cats For Satan Blanket

I Pet Cats For Satan Blanket

This satanic cat shirt reads, "I Pet Cats For Satan" and is a way to celebrate your love of cats but with a hint of darkness! Let's all hail cats with this dark but hilarious shirt!

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Satan Satan Bo Batan Blanket

Satan Satan Bo Batan Blanket

Banana Fana Fo Fatan, Mee My Mo Matan! Do the name game with your favorite Lord of Darkness with this fun, bouncy design!

Purraise Satan Blanket

Purraise Satan Blanket

Every time you pet a cat, you pay homage to the deepest forces of evil which reside within it. Praise satan, pet your cat! The purring just means it's working.

Hail Satan Rainbow Blanket

Hail Satan Rainbow Blanket

Cute rainbows on the outside, hailing satan on the inside. :) Show off your love of hailing satan with this ironic, "Hail Satan" cute rainbow design. Perfect for being a cute satanist, occult, and worshiping the dark lord!

Spicy Heck Boy Satan Blanket

Spicy Heck Boy Satan Blanket

Show off your love of satan with this super hilarious, satanic humor, occult themed, pentagram, hell design! Let the world know who you worship: THE Spicy Heck Boy!

Maybe Today Satan Parody Blanket

Maybe Today Satan Parody Blanket

Sometimes you have those days, where you just say...Maybe today, Satan. Show off your sassiness with the dark lord himself and this not today satan, parody, home decor/blanket.

Pet Cats. Hail Satan Blanket

Pet Cats. Hail Satan Blanket

If you pet a cat you are worshipping satan. The beast resides in all of our feline associates. Inside resides the purest form of evil. So release the beast in every kitty by petting them on their bellies. Soon you will find your arms are covered in blood for their rituals to summon the spawn of satan himself. So with this design, Pet cats and hail satan!

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Pet Cats Hail Satan Sphynx Blanket

Pet Cats Hail Satan Sphynx Blanket

Hell doesn't care about cat hair. Show off your love of all things occult and cat love with this, "Pet Cats Hail Satan" sphynx cat design featuring a satanic sphynx! Perfect for cat gifts, occult humor, satanic rituals, and hailing satan!

The Devil of Debauchery Hath Arrived Blanket

The Devil of Debauchery Hath Arrived Blanket

The Devil of Debauchery Hath Arrived! When you hath arrived, the party hath started. Satanic folk always know how to party, let's indulge in some sinning like this cute Baphomet! Drink and be merry!

The Devil of Debauchery Hath Arrived Blanket

The Devil of Debauchery Hath Arrived Blanket

The Devil of Debauchery Hath Arrived! When you hath arrived, the party hath started. Satanic folk always know how to party, let's indulge in some sinning like this cute Baphomet! Drink and be merry!

Yule, The Most Wonderful Wheel of The Year Blanket

Yule, The Most Wonderful Wheel of The Year Blanket

Yule, The Most Wonderful Wheel of The Year! Happy witchy Winter Solstice, the best wheel of the year! Celebrate the Wiccan/pagan holiday this season with this festive design!

One's Body Is Inviolable Subject To One's Own Will Blanket

One's Body Is Inviolable Subject To One's Own Will Blanket

Often times people are quick to judge things that they don't understand. True facts remain though, your body is your own, and it's your decision what you do with it. Baphomet respects your decisions, and supports you. If you're a radical feminist, this cute bapahomet shirt is sure to catch on to you're "don't touch me" vibes.

Keep Christ Out of Christmas Baphomet Blanket

Keep Christ Out of Christmas Baphomet Blanket

All hail lord Satan and take the holiday of Christmas to grow his dark army. For something delightfully offensive or for those who love some black metal aesthetic this holiday season, this "Keep Christ Out of Christmas shirt" is perfect for a satanic December 25th.

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