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Hi, I've Been Trying To Reach You About Our Love's Extended Warranty Greeting Card

Hi, I've Been Trying To Reach You About Our Love's Extended Warranty Greeting Card

Hey baby, how about we extend the warranty on this relationship?

I Love You Like A Mushroom Loves a Dying Corpse Greeting Card

I Love You Like A Mushroom Loves a Dying Corpse Greeting Card

I Love You Like A Mushroom Loves a Dying Corpse! And that is a lot!

Honky Valentine's Day Greeting Card

Honky Valentine's Day Greeting Card

Spread your love and honk it from the rooftops, for your goosey love is true! Honky Valentine's Day all, from all of us a LookHuman, to you~!

I Love U Bitch Candy Heart Greeting Card

I Love U Bitch Candy Heart Greeting Card

I Love U Bitch.

Fight Me You Trash Greeting Card

Fight Me You Trash Greeting Card

Will you take up on this challenge? Will you let this raccoon call you trash? Are you just going to stand there and not copping this sassy design?!

Physically Mentally Emotionally Exhausted Greeting Card

Physically Mentally Emotionally Exhausted Greeting Card

Physically. Mentally. Emotionally. Exhausted. Everything isn't all rainbows, ironically - I'm f***ing tired. But at least I have a self deprecating, sarcastic sense of humor about it.

Grumpus Greeting Card

Grumpus Greeting Card

Bah humbug! Krampus sure is a grumpy one right now, as he wasn't able to punish those pesky kids, poor guy. Show off your love of the Christmas season with this Krampus grumpy design!

I Need To Take A Thicc Day Greeting Card

I Need To Take A Thicc Day Greeting Card

I'm calling in thicc to work, I need to take a thicc day! Take a day off to appreciate all your thickness with this sassy, thick pride shirt design!

My Hip Hurts Greeting Card

My Hip Hurts Greeting Card

These hips don't lie, and they're in pain! End the stigma of having aches and pains with this, "My Hip Hurts" sassy, sarcastic health design in a retro aesthetic.

Happy Honksgiving Goose Greeting Card

Happy Honksgiving Goose Greeting Card

Give HONKS this thanksgiving with this funny, "Honksgiving" goose parody design inspired by the goose game. Perfect for being a grateful honk, spending time with family, and eating lots of fall food!

Be Cute, Hail Satan Greeting Card

Be Cute, Hail Satan Greeting Card

It took a couple sacrifices to be this cute! There's nothing wrong with having that satanic shimmer in your eyes. Notice me senpai, notice me.

Feminist Elves Against the One Ring Greeting Card

Feminist Elves Against the One Ring Greeting Card

Feminist Elves Against the One Ring (and men screwing it up again). We love the powerful women in Lord of the Rings, Tauriel, Galdriel, Arwen, etc., and honestly, they probably wouldn't have majorly f***ed up Middle Earth if they had it. Female power! Show off your feminist, elvish, sass with this design!

Feral Girl Summer Cat Greeting Card

Feral Girl Summer Cat Greeting Card

Ditch purrrrfectionism and live your best feral girl life with this, Feral Girl Summer cat design featuring a sassy black cat! Get weird and do what you want.

In Loving Memory of Lower Gas Prices Greeting Card

In Loving Memory of Lower Gas Prices Greeting Card

This goes out to the gas prices that were once low and affordable. In loving memory of lower gay prices. Pay homage to the days of low gas prices passed with this funny, political design.

I'm Outta Here Alien Greeting Card

I'm Outta Here Alien Greeting Card

Show off your love of outer space and sassy aliens with this sci-fi humor, alien believer's, sassy galaxy shirt! Let all humankind know that you are over Earth and you are OUTTA HERE!

Rated B For BITCH Parody Greeting Card

Rated B For BITCH Parody Greeting Card

Some people just aren't sure who you really are or capable of. Let them know through this esrb inspired rating design. Let them know your true self!

Weed Candy Hearts Pattern Greeting Card

Weed Candy Hearts Pattern Greeting Card

Weed be so cute together! Cannabe your Valentines? Celebrate Valentine's Day with you best bud and these fun stoner candy hearts!

Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Pattern Greeting Card

Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Pattern Greeting Card

Are you just want everyone to STFU about Valentine's Day? Show off your sarcastic, snarky, and single self! These are the only candy grams I'll tolerate!

Thank God You Hate NFTS Candy Heart Greeting Card

Thank God You Hate NFTS Candy Heart Greeting Card

Thank god you hate NFTS Valentine! Show off your romantic side and your hatred for NFTS with this sassy, Valentine design.

More Burritos Less Bullshit Greeting Card

More Burritos Less Bullshit Greeting Card

More Burritos Less Bullshit. Simple. Life would be so much easier...

Sexy Bitch Candy Heart Greeting Card

Sexy Bitch Candy Heart Greeting Card

You know in your candy heart that I am a sexy bitch!! Flaunt your wiles with this funny sassy candy heart design perfect for all the sexy bitches out there.

Ew Gross Valentine's Day Greeting Card

Ew Gross Valentine's Day Greeting Card

Ew gross, Valentine's day. show off your grumpy, hateful, disgusted side for Valentine's day and anything lovey dove with this sassy, funny, Valentine's day design.

Life is Relentless Smiley Greeting Card

Life is Relentless Smiley Greeting Card

If life is anything it's relentless. Show off your disdain for all the toils life may bring with this funny, sassy, self deprecating upside down smiley face design.

F*** Around And Find Sprout Greeting Card

F*** Around And Find Sprout Greeting Card

When you're gardening, farming, or foraging sometimes you've just gotta F*** around and find sprout! Show off your sassy love of plants with this funny meme inspired design!

Succ On This Greeting Card

Succ On This Greeting Card

Succ On This! This sassy succulent has had enough of your attitude!

Mistle Hoe Greeting Card

Mistle Hoe Greeting Card

Hoe around this holiday with this silly, "Mistle Hoe" mistletoe pun design! Perfect for being single, dating, Christmas jokes, and holiday humor!

Naughty Goose Greeting Card

Naughty Goose Greeting Card

Definitely not on the nice list! Show off your honk with this, "Naughty Goose" Christmas goose parody design. Perfect for being a naughty goose, being rude, and honking through the holidays!

Honk The Patriarchy Goose Greeting Card

Honk The Patriarchy Goose Greeting Card

Ruffle some feathers and "Honk The Patriarchy" with this feminist goose design, featuring a goose wrapped in a ribbon with some florals. Perfect for goose puns, honking, fighting for equality and feminism!

Get In Loser We're Baking Christmas Cookies Greeting Card

Get In Loser We're Baking Christmas Cookies Greeting Card

Get in loser we're baking Christmas cookies! Show off your love for baking during the extra festive season, with this sassy, meme, holiday, baking design.

Honkus Ponkus Greeting Card

Honkus Ponkus Greeting Card

It's all just a bunch of honkus ponkus. Show your love for geese, bad puns and all things spooky with this honkus ponkus design!

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