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Heathens Against Heteronormativity Blanket

Heathens Against Heteronormativity Blanket

Keep heteronormativity out of hell! Get sassy and satanic with this, "Heathens Against Heteronormativity" funny queer design.

I Believe in Santa, Not God Blanket

I Believe in Santa, Not God Blanket

I Believe in Santa, Not God. Please keep the Christ out of Christmas, I'm and atheist, and please stop telling me to go to church - I'd rather not. Notice the atheist symbol on Santa's cap!

Queen of Stomach Issues Blanket

Queen of Stomach Issues Blanket

I am the reigning Queen of having digestive trouble and stomach issues. Show off your royal status of having tummy troubles with this funny, sassy, stomach issues meme inspired design.

I've Got 99 Problems And White Heteronormative Patriarchy Is Basically All Of Them Blanket

I've Got 99 Problems And White Heteronormative Patriarchy Is Basically All Of Them Blanket

Show off your support for diversity and representation with this funny political design featuring the text "I've Got 99 Problems And White Heteronormative Patriarchy Is Basically All Of Them" to celebrate minorities and our melting pot of culture! Perfect for sassy feminists, LGBT pride, minority rights, social justice, liberals, protests and smashing the patriarchy!

I Won't Hesitate Bitch Frog Blanket

I Won't Hesitate Bitch Frog Blanket

I Won't Hesitate Bitch. I may be cute, but I'll fillet you like a fish, whatever, if you so much as TOUCH ME.

Fight Me You Trash Blanket

Fight Me You Trash Blanket

Will you take up on this challenge? Will you let this raccoon call you trash? Are you just going to stand there and not copping this sassy design?!

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Short Sweet & Sassy Blanket

Short Sweet & Sassy Blanket

This little kitten is short, sweet and sassy! Munchkin cats are the cutest, shortest and sassiest! Show off your sassy side and your short girl pride with this adorable cat blanket! This design features a prissy adorable munchkin cat on a bow and diamond pattern.

Cute, Sassy and Girly Blanket

Cute, Sassy and Girly Blanket

Hey sassy girl, decorate your room with all the sass and cuddle up with this feminine, glamorous and sassy blanket! Embrace your girly side with this precious, cuddly and cozy blanket.

Current Mood Sassy Bernie Sanders Blanket

Current Mood Sassy Bernie Sanders Blanket

Show off your current mood with this sassy, cozy, Bernie Sanders shirt! Bernie is always a mood why not show it off with this funny and sassy blanket / home decor of Bernie sitting at the 46th US presidential Inauguration!

Wine Makes Me a Sassy Bitch Blanket

Wine Makes Me a Sassy Bitch Blanket

Wine is awesome. It's the best drink in my diet. Not only does it soothe me, it also makes me incredibly sassy and filled with complete alcohol fueled sarcasm. So if you are a wine lover like me, this design is perfect for you. It doesn't matter if you are a connoisseur of fine vintages or the best boxed wine money can buy wine makes you sassy as F***!

Omg I Litterally Cat Even Blanket

Omg I Litterally Cat Even Blanket

Omg I literally cat even right now! Show off your sassy side with this funny, cat pun, sassy cat home decor / blanket!

Blow Me Dandelion Blanket

Blow Me Dandelion Blanket

I'm done dealing with you so bye! Be left alone with this funny "Blow Me" dandelion design. Perfect for feeling sassy, avoiding people, being petty and saying leave me alone!

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Physically Mentally Emotionally Exhausted Blanket

Physically Mentally Emotionally Exhausted Blanket

Physically. Mentally. Emotionally. Exhausted. Everything isn't all rainbows, ironically - I'm f***ing tired. But at least I have a self deprecating, sarcastic sense of humor about it.

Thank God You Hate NFTS Candy Heart Blanket

Thank God You Hate NFTS Candy Heart Blanket

Thank god you hate NFTS Valentine! Show off your romantic side and your hatred for NFTS with this sassy, Valentine design.

Do Not Perceive Me Blanket

Do Not Perceive Me Blanket

Leave me alone and let me be - even better, do not perceive me at all. This ironic, sassy design features the text, "Do Not Perceive Me" with a large smiley face staring blankly into space.

Floral F*** Off Blanket

Floral F*** Off Blanket

This floral feminist shirt is perfect for all antisocial people who are sick of the patriarchy and of 2016 in general, so just, F*** off, but nicely, like a cute floral design. This sarcastic shirt is great for fans of feminist apparel, feminist qutoes and sassy quotes.

Waifu Material Blanket

Waifu Material Blanket

There's a lot of materials I could choose to be, but the one I chose was WAIFU material.

Suck Me Heart Lollipop Blanket

Suck Me Heart Lollipop Blanket

What else do you do with a lollipop? Show off your sense of cheeky, flirty, NSFW humor this Valentine's Day with this cute, flirty, sassy, NSFW, Valentine's Day, "Suck Me" Lollipop design.

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