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Best Selling Sarcasm Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of 42 Best Selling Sarcasm Greeting Cards and more. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories Greeting Card

If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories Greeting Card

If only sarcasm burned calories. If only sassiness lead to fitness. Show you're better sarcasm than you are a cardio with this funny design.

Fluent in Bad Puns and Sarcasm Greeting Card

Fluent in Bad Puns and Sarcasm Greeting Card

Fluent in bad puns and sarcasm. Show that you are bilingual and sassy with this funny design.

F*** You (Plastic Bag) Greeting Card

F*** You (Plastic Bag) Greeting Card

Whether you're against the use of plastic bags, or are simply a fan of sarcasm - this design is sure to turn some heads!

I'm Not Dead... Yet Greeting Card

I'm Not Dead... Yet Greeting Card

Don't we all sometimes just feel dead inside? Channel your inner opossum and existential dread with this meme inspired design!

You Tried It Greeting Card

You Tried It Greeting Card

You tried it. The perfect message to those who try so hard and get so far but in the end, it doesn't even matter.

Playing Dead but Dead Inside Greeting Card

Playing Dead but Dead Inside Greeting Card

Playing dead but dead inside. Channel your inner opossum and declare that you are dead inside with this design.

I Feel God In This Chili's Tonight Greeting Card

I Feel God In This Chili's Tonight Greeting Card

I feel God in this Chili's tonight. Show that you can sense the Lord's presence with this funny quote design.

Thank You Not You Greeting Card

Thank You Not You Greeting Card

Thank you, thank you, thank you, not you. Let that one asshole know that you are in no way thankful for them with this design.

Tact Is For Greeting Card

Tact Is For Greeting Card

Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic. Show your love for sarcasm with this funny sassy quote.

I Highly Doubt Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting Greeting Card

I Highly Doubt Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting Greeting Card

EVERYBODY was Kung Fu fighting? I highly doubt that. Expose fake news about lighting cats with this funny song parody skepticism design.

Over-educated Cat Lady Greeting Card

Over-educated Cat Lady Greeting Card

I'm just a sad, lonely, over-educated, under-loved, millennial - but at least my cats love me! Show off your sassy sarcasm and love of cats with this funny, "Over-educated Cat Lady" black cat design!

When The Eatings Done so is the Fun Greeting Card

When The Eatings Done so is the Fun Greeting Card

When the eating's done, so is the fun. Show that the only part of Thanksgiving you're looking forward to is feasting on turkey, mashed potatoes, and that good, good cranberry sauce.

When the Eating's Over the Fun's Over Greeting Card

When the Eating's Over the Fun's Over Greeting Card

When the eating's over, the funs over. Show that the only part of Thanksgiving you're looking forward to is feasting on turkey, mashed potatoes, and that good, good cranberry sauce.

All My Friends are Godless Heathens and Here I am Trying to Do the Lord's Work Greeting Card

All My Friends are Godless Heathens and Here I am Trying to Do the Lord's Work Greeting Card

All my friends are Godless Heathens and here I am trying to do the Lord's work. Sarcastically show how incorruptible you are with this funny friendship themed design.

All My Friends are Freaks and Here I am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All My Friends are Freaks and Here I am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All my friends are freaks and here I am a sweet angel from above. Sarcastically show how incorruptible you are with this funny friendship themed design.

All My Coworkers Are Freaks And Here I Am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All My Coworkers Are Freaks And Here I Am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All my coworkers are freaks and here I am a sweet angel from above. Sarcastically show how incorruptible you are with this funny work themed design.

Sorry I am Fresh Out of Advice Sarcastic Greeting Card

Sorry I am Fresh Out of Advice Sarcastic Greeting Card

Sorry I am fresh out of advice but perhaps I could interest you in a sarcastic comment? Show you are one sarcastic asshole with no time for other people's problems with this design.

Sorry I am Fresh Out of Advice Sarcastic Greeting Card

Sorry I am Fresh Out of Advice Sarcastic Greeting Card

Sorry I am fresh out of advice but perhaps I could interest you in a sarcastic comment? Show you are one sarcastic asshole with no time for other people's problems with this design.

Upside-down Smiley Greeting Card

Upside-down Smiley Greeting Card

Show your love for the upside down smiley face emoji. This emoji can indicate silliness, sarcasm, passive aggression, or frustrated resignation. Outside of these, this emoji can be used for even still more ambiguous emotions.

If It Tickles Your Nuts Go For It Greeting Card

If It Tickles Your Nuts Go For It Greeting Card

If that's what makes you happy, if that's what tickles your nuts go for it. Encourage those around you to live their best life with this Kourtney inspired quote.

Parents Give Great Advice Greeting Card

Parents Give Great Advice Greeting Card

Parents give great advice on how I should run my class room - no teacher ever. Show that you do not appreciate parent's input with this funny, sassy, sarcastic design.

Is My Teaching Interrupting you Greeting Card

Is My Teaching Interrupting you Greeting Card

I'm so sorry is my teaching interrupting you? Give your students some sass with this funny sarcastic design.

Life Has Never Given Me Lemons Greeting Card

Life Has Never Given Me Lemons Greeting Card

Life has never given me lemons, It gave me anger issues, anxiety and fear of abandonment but never lemons. Show that life has thrown a lot at you with this funny citrus themed design.

I Have Acid Reflux Greeting Card

I Have Acid Reflux Greeting Card

Let's normalize every restaurant giving you after-dinner tums. There's way too many of us that have digestive problems, just give us something to soothe our pain after filling our stomach with that which we know will hurt us.

Rated M For Milf Parody Greeting Card

Rated M For Milf Parody Greeting Card

Y'all ain't ready for this. This here is rated M for Milf, so you better proceed with caution. Otherwise, you'll be too overwhelmed by her power she has over you!

Just Another Fine Day Skull Greeting Card

Just Another Fine Day Skull Greeting Card

When you're dead inside but still trying to be optimistic. You tell yourself and others that today is just another fine day. Everything will be fine. We're all in this together.

Weed Candy Hearts Pattern Greeting Card

Weed Candy Hearts Pattern Greeting Card

Weed be so cute together! Cannabe your Valentines? Celebrate Valentine's Day with you best bud and these fun stoner candy hearts!

Distant Candy Hearts Greeting Card

Distant Candy Hearts Greeting Card

That moment when you want to celebrate the day of love and romance but you're still in a pandemic. Express your boundaries with this colorful distant candy hearts design!

I Identify As Tired Rainbow Greeting Card

I Identify As Tired Rainbow Greeting Card

My pronouns are good night because I identify as tired. Show off your queer comedic style with this, "I Identify As Tired" retro rainbow design!

All of My Patients are Heathens and Here I am Trying to do The Lord's Work Greeting Card

All of My Patients are Heathens and Here I am Trying to do The Lord's Work Greeting Card

All of my patients are heathen and here I am trying to do the Lords Work. Show that floor of the hospital is filled with Godless Heathens but you are a blameless angel with this funny sarcastic design.

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