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Surviving Ornament

Surviving Ornament

Relaxing, in my lane, chilling. You know, just trying to survive the world crumbling around me. What else can one do?

Good Night Game Over Screen Ornament

Good Night Game Over Screen Ornament

It might not be game over, but the work day is over. That means it's time for a nap! No need for an alarm, don't wake me up.

Bleatlejuice Ornament

Bleatlejuice Ornament

I'm the goat with the most babe. Bleat out some retro movie quotes with this ungulate themed movie parody design featuring everyone's favorite dead gross weirdo, Bleatlejuice.

80s Style AOC Alexandria Ocasi-Cortez Parody Ornament

80s Style AOC Alexandria Ocasi-Cortez Parody Ornament

Celebrate your love for 80's style, with this Patrick Nagel inspired illustration of the Notorious AOC, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez! Show off your love for this badass activist and politician while you rock this retro 80s shirt design!

Protect The Wildlife Red Dragon Ornament

Protect The Wildlife Red Dragon Ornament

Protect the widlife... even when they are very capable of protecting themselves. Especially if you're a kobold, protecting dragons is BASICALLY your job.

Daddy Vibes Ornament

Daddy Vibes Ornament

How are the vibes? Very daddy! Serve some mad daddy vibes with this and retro, daddy vibes shirt!

Abortion is Health Care Retro Ornament

Abortion is Health Care Retro Ornament

Abortion is health care. Period. Support the humanity of all reproductive health and bodily autonomy with this, "Abortion is Health Care" retro, repro freedom design.

Hoochie Daddy Summer Ornament

Hoochie Daddy Summer Ornament

Sun's out, thighs out! Let those thicc thighs thrive this summer with this , "Hoochie Daddy Summer" retro, type design. Perfect for being a hoochie daddy, loving short shorts, and summer sun!

99 Little Bugs in the Code Ornament

99 Little Bugs in the Code Ornament

Programing can be a frustrating and tedious pursuit. Show your programmer pride with this design featuring the phrase "99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs, take one, patch it around, 137 little bugs in the code.

Making It Through Another Day Smiley Face Ornament

Making It Through Another Day Smiley Face Ornament

Ahh, yes, making it through another day! Keep motivated through the existential struggles of life with this cute, retro, rainbow smiley face design.

Shit Happens Bandaid Ornament

Shit Happens Bandaid Ornament

Shit happens and all we can do is but a band aid on it and move on.

Pawnee Goddess Ornament

Pawnee Goddess Ornament

I am a Pawnee Goddess! A glorious female warrior! Join Leslie Knope and the rest of the Pawnee Goddesses on a feminist crusade through Pawnee Indiana. Grab that parks and rec shirt, and get ready for a puppy cuddle party.

Short King Summer Sunset Ornament

Short King Summer Sunset Ornament

Fellas, short king spring is over, time for short king summer! Show off your short king pride through the seasons with this groovy, summer sunset design. Under 5'11" unite!

Hellfire D&D Club Ornament

Hellfire D&D Club Ornament

Show your D&D loyalty to the one and only, Hellfire Club - and you better not want to reschedule - let's roll, nerds! Perfect for loving 80s retro tv shows, Dungeons and Dragons, and being a freak!

Hippie Daddy Ornament

Hippie Daddy Ornament

Bring back the classic and groovy retro style with this hippie daddy design! Whether you're a dad or have 'daddy' energy, the vibes are all peace and love.

Protect Repro Rights Ornament

Protect Repro Rights Ornament

My body, my choice. Protect repro rights! Show off your pro choice, feminist stance with this groovy retro design!

Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy Ornament

Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy Ornament

Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy! Show off your positive dad vibes with this retro design!

Destigmatize Menstruation Ornament

Destigmatize Menstruation Ornament

Destigmatize Menstruation! Periods are normal, they're healthy, and you don't have to identify as a woman to have them. Gone are the days where we hide our tampons in embarrassment!

Beelieve In Kindness Ornament

Beelieve In Kindness Ornament

Beelieve in kindness, and bee kind to others! Show off your compassion and care for your community and the world with this cute, retro bee design.

Hey Girly Ornament

Hey Girly Ornament

Hey Girly! Show off your love for your girlies with this cute, retro, 90s inspired "Hey Girly" design.

Motherhood Is Punk Ornament

Motherhood Is Punk Ornament

What's more k than being a Mom? Nothing honestly! Motherhood and Moms are both badass and k af! Show off your k mom status with this "Motherhood is k" design for Mom.

Big Changes Start Small Sprout Ornament

Big Changes Start Small Sprout Ornament

So many big impactful things start small! Celebrate the explosive power of mother nature with this inspirational Earth Day design that looks and hopes for a greater, greener future!

Miraculous Mom Ornament

Miraculous Mom Ornament

Miraculous Mom. Show that you're a mom which basically makes you a miracle worker with this retro floral design.

Summer's A Bummer (Retro Sad Sun) Ornament

Summer's A Bummer (Retro Sad Sun) Ornament

When the weather gets hot and gross and you just think about all the fleeting times in your past and you just wanna stay inside where its cooler and less intense, this sad sun design is for you.

Shroomin' & Groovin' Ornament

Shroomin' & Groovin' Ornament

Get groovy with this funky mushroom that's having a grand ol trippy time. Perfect for lighting one up and vibing at the end of the day.

Sorry I Can't I'm Busy Doin' Spring Things Ornament

Sorry I Can't I'm Busy Doin' Spring Things Ornament

Sorry, I'd love to but I can't. I'm busy doing spring things! Stop and smell the flowers with this cute spring, retro vibes shirt design!

Nature Is Gay Ornament

Nature Is Gay Ornament

Nature is, and always was, gay. Celebrate how dang gay nature is with this groovy retro inspired design featuring mountains in front of a rainbow!

Too High To Talk Right Now Ornament

Too High To Talk Right Now Ornament

Sometimes you're too high to even speak and you just need to give people a lil more signals than just staring off into space, while nodding your head and making various facial expressions seemingly unrelatedly to anything. Enjoy your high in peace with this retro design!

This Edible Ain't Shit Melting Smiley Ornament

This Edible Ain't Shit Melting Smiley Ornament

"How long has it been? an hour? This edible ain't SHIT", they said, as everything got extremely , and just a bit wobbly. Don't let the edible sneak up on you and knock you on your feet with this psychedelic smiley design!

Learning C++ Pray For Me Ornament

Learning C++ Pray For Me Ornament

Haha! I'm learning C++!! It'll be a walk in the park :,) !

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