Trending Retro Park Patch Ornaments

Sun's out, thighs out! Let those thicc thighs thrive this summer with this funny, "Hoochie Daddy Summer" retro, type design. Perfect for being a hoochie daddy, loving short shorts, and summer sun!

Fellas, short king spring is over, time for short king summer! Show off your short king pride through the seasons with this groovy, summer sunset design. Under 5'11" unite!

Show your D&D loyalty to the one and only, Hellfire Club - and you better not want to reschedule - let's roll, nerds! Perfect for loving 80s retro tv shows, Dungeons and Dragons, and being a freak!

Bring back the classic and groovy retro style with this hippie daddy design! Whether you're a dad or have 'daddy' energy, the vibes are all peace and love.

My body, my choice. Protect repro rights! Show off your pro choice, feminist stance with this groovy retro design!

Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy! Show off your positive dad vibes with this retro design! don't be a dick... be a daddy dont be a dick be a daddy don't be a dick be a daddy daddy daddy jokes retro hippie daddy dont be a dick dad jokes daddy vibes good vibes positive vibes dont be a dick please dont be an asshole daddies daddy attitude don't be a dick...

Destigmatize Menstruation! Periods are normal, they're healthy, and you don't have to identify as a woman to have them. Gone are the days where we hide our tampons in embarrassment!

Beelieve in kindness, and bee kind to others! Show off your compassion and care for your community and the world with this cute, retro bee design.

Hey Girly! Show off your love for your girlies with this cute, retro, 90s inspired "Hey Girly" design.

What's more punk than being a Mom? Nothing honestly! Motherhood and Moms are both badass and punk af! Show off your punk mom status with this "Motherhood is Punk" design for Mom.

So many big impactful things start small! Celebrate the explosive power of mother nature with this inspirational Earth Day design that looks and hopes for a greater, greener future!

Miraculous Mom. Show that you're a mom which basically makes you a miracle worker with this retro floral design.

When the weather gets hot and gross and you just think about all the fleeting times in your past and you just wanna stay inside where its cooler and less intense, this sad sun design is for you.

Sometimes you're too high to even speak and you just need to give people a lil more signals than just staring off into space, while nodding your head and making various facial expressions seemingly unrelatedly to anything. Enjoy your high in peace with this funny retro design!

"How long has it been? an hour? This edible ain't SHIT", they said, as everything got extremely funny, and just a bit wobbly. Don't let the edible sneak up on you and knock you on your feet with this funny psychedelic smiley design!

Refuse to work yourself to death for the dollar with this groovy chilling bee on a flower design!

Zodiac Pinup Aries. Show your love of zodiac star signs, pin up artwork and retro color palettes with this design.

Gear up moms, we're going to space! If this planet has you down this pro-space, pro-LGBTQ design is for you. This funny retro design features an illustration of a space shuttle and the phrase "Mom For Gay Space Socialism.

sinner's go to hell... and they don't get a "get out of hell free" card. Maybe don't gamble so much, eh?

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank inspired nostalgia on with this rainbow Game Boy pixelated parody. We hope this takes you right back to the golden days of playing Pokemon and squirting Cheese Whiz in your mouth so your fingers don't get dirty.

We witches don't simply play games with quests, magic, and potions - we live it! If you're a retro witchy gamer, who loved their gameboy advanced, then this pixelated number is for you!

Programing can be a frustrating and tedious pursuit. Show your programmer pride with this funny design featuring the phrase "99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs, take one, patch it around, 137 little bugs in the code.

Get in your groove while gardening with this funky design that really vibes with plant care!

Forget space whales, what about basstronauts? Yes, you heard me. Just think about those big floppy flappy wet boys, exploring the cosmos, going up the galaxic stream, with this majestic spacey pun.

This lil snail on a flower is here to remind you to take it easy! Whether you're tending to a garden, soaking up some sun, or just enjoying some nature, this adorable snail is for you!

This princess is from another castle, and she doesn't need saving! This Punky Peach Parody design features retro video-game inspired tattoos and racing jacket.

Plants are Far Sprout! Get some good vibes going in your garden with this groovy plant pun!

Woah, Absolutely MOST excellent, totally bodaciously breathtaking my dude! Show your love of Keanu Reeves and shiba inus with this cute parody design!

Yeah yeah yeah, the hit clips were pretty stupid... and yet, you were totally the cool kid for owning one! Sure, it only played a portion of a song, and it sounded like absolute garbage, but we'll be damned if we were the only kid on the block who didn't have one!

Have you ever thought about traveling to a little place called "ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HERE"? If you really hate it here and wanna gtfo right now, this funny travel poster parody is for you!

Have you ever thought about traveling to a little place called "ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HERE"? If you really hate it here and wanna gtfo right now, this funny travel poster parody is for you!