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When the sun comes out in the summer, get your guns ready. Super soakers, that is. Celebrate the heat is style with this retro summer shirt.

Abortion is health care. Period. Support the humanity of all reproductive health and bodily autonomy with this, "Abortion is Health Care" retro, repro freedom design. retro abortion rights abortion repro freedom reproductive rights feminist feminism abortion is health care safe abortions full body autonomy bodily autonomy health care human rights smiley smiley face sassy activism activist politics political protest roe v.

Protect the wildlife! Give trash rats of the world your support with this, "Protect the Wildlife" retro-patch, rat design.

Get a laugh out of retro gamers everywhere with this funny, nerdy, video game inspired, gamer, I Want You Inside Me shirt! Show off your love for that classic video game character, Kirby, and get your game on!

Sun's out, thighs out! Let those thicc thighs thrive this summer with this funny, "Hoochie Daddy Summer" retro, type design. Perfect for being a hoochie daddy, loving short shorts, and summer sun!

Short like those little subtitles on the screen, but it's fine cuz you're hot like the summer heat! Show off your "Short King Summer" vibes with this retro, heat wave, subtitle text design.

Groovy retro neon alien head for the nostalgic scifi lover in you. Get hip with this old school alien head t shirt design with a psychedelic space case extraterrestrial.

It's baseball season! Which means it's time for some hot wieners and baseball booties! Show off your love for all the baseball butts and wieners at baseball games with this retro baseball inspired design.

ha ha we're in danger. Don't be afraid to say that the state of the world and it's trajectory towards destruction is extremely unnerving with this very honest climate change design.

GTFO, get the f*ck outside!! The mountains are calling and you must go, b*tch! Show off your love of the great outdoors and profanity with this funny, retro, hiking and nature lover's design.

Hey! Climate change is real! Listen to the earth, she's getting hotter, but not in a good way! This bootylicious fishnet wearing earth is way too hot to be killed off by pollution!

Coffee is way too overrated. Drinking tea is not only the next best thing but also the punkiest beverage out there. Drinking liquid created by crushed, dead leaves is oh so very punk.

Wildlife photographer, a master of stealth, with expert patience... infinite possibilities. Show off your bigfoot photography skills with this retro design.

Sometimes you're too high to even speak and you just need to give people a lil more signals than just staring off into space, while nodding your head and making various facial expressions seemingly unrelatedly to anything. Enjoy your high in peace with this funny retro design!

Being sober is groovy, man! Show that you're good and groovy substance-free with this, "Being Sober Is Groovy" retro sobriety design.

Look, We all need a little comfort now and again. Maybe just a little hand holding? Entertwine our fingers, perhaps?

Stay hydrated to do crimes with this sassy, "Drink Water Do Crime" design with a winking water droplet! Perfect for a reminder to drink water and hydrate to keep going in your thirst for crime.

If your a sussy imposter and cant hold in your sussy nature, show off your six pack and rock this hilarious among us parody inspired by the classic 80s hit.

Be brave and TAKE UP SPACE. Show that you belong in the universe with this motivational, retro space-themed design!

Ohh snap, my bad! Take responsibility and admit when you're wrong or whatever. Perfect for 90s kids, millennials, and retro slang! my bad rad.

Be extra and be proud with this, "Always Doing The Most" retro, groovy type design! Perfect for loving attention, or hustling and putting in a lot of effort, and generally being extra AF.

Protect the wildlife! Give trash cats of the world your support with this, "Protect the Wildlife" retro-patch, opossum design.

If your mantra is peace, love, and plants, then you're a Groovy Gardener! The vibes are chill, the plants are watered, life is good.

Available For a Limited Time Only - ME! Stop by now to get access to social interaction with me before I close down again! Show off your socially anxious, introverted, sarcastic self with this retro ad parody!

Yeah yeah yeah, the hit clips were pretty stupid... and yet, you were totally the cool kid for owning one! Sure, it only played a portion of a song, and it sounded like absolute garbage, but we'll be damned if we were the only kid on the block who didn't have one!

Emotionally Available Only For Plants. People? Oh don't get me started on those.

Look, I'm not destined for this world... I'm destined for the digital one! Grab your digivice, digidestined, and lets save the world!

Look, I'm not destined for this world... I'm destined for the digital one! Grab your digivice, digidestined, and lets save the world!

sinner's go to hell... and they don't get a "get out of hell free" card. Maybe don't gamble so much, eh?

F***in' YIKES my dude, yikes. Keep it fresh and also cringe at everything with this retro typography inspired by retrowave, internet text generators, and 80s nostalgia!

F***in' YIKES my dude, yikes. Keep it fresh and also cringe at everything with this retro typography inspired by retrowave, internet text generators, and 80s nostalgia!