Trending Retro Park Patch Greeting Cards

Now That's What I Call A Lesbian! With all your favorite hits of Pride! Perfect for your favorite butch, femme, and everyone who subscribes to all things sapphic.

Wish that special land mermaid in your life a happy birthday with this cute and birthday card. This card features illustration of mermaid scales and the phrase "Happy Birthday You Beautiful Rule Breaking Moth.

Coffee is way too overrated. Drinking tea is not only the next best thing but also the kiest beverage out there. Drinking liquid created by crushed, dead leaves is oh so very k.

What's more k than being a Mom? Nothing honestly! Motherhood and Moms are both badass and k af! Show off your k mom status with this "Motherhood is k" design for Mom.

Whether you're live streaming, sharing content, or just hanging out - encourage your viewers and friends to procrastinate with you with this, "Procrastinate With Me" shooting stars design!

Help end the stigmas around mental health and attention span with this, groovy, "Easily Distracted" design. Perfect for having ADHD, overstimulation, and dealing with brain things!

You're on cloud nine when you're among the trash! Show off your 90's neon nostalgia with this Lisa-Frank-inspired rainbow raccoon design! Perfect for loving trash pandas and reminiscing the era of colorful posters and folders.

Rad ribbit, dude! Let's go skating with this Radical Frog Skater design. Perfect for loving frogs, skateboarding, and being rad!

Hey man, just be kind! Show off your sassy smile for kindness with this, "Don't Be An Asshole" retro, winking, smiley face design!

Bitch! You GOT this. Be everyones personal cheerleader with this encouraging design.

Having a gender? In this economy? I'll pass. Show that you don't have time for the gender binary because you're simply trying to survive with this , "Gender? In This Economy?" non-binary humor design!

There's no gender, only vibes here! Show off your gender ambiguity and non-conformity with this fun, retro-inspired, "No Gender, Only Vibes" shooting stars and sparkles design.

Hell has the best hiking! Show off your love of the parks and recreation in Hell with this , "Hell Parks & Recreation" fake tourism design. Perfect for being a heathen, visiting Hell, and hiking!

Celebrate your love of cycling with this, retro-inspired, "My Ride Or Die" bicycle design! Perfect for cyclists, riding your bike, loving the open road, and rolling around!

Travel the universe in style with this synthwave inspired space exploration design! The world beyond the stars is perfect for those looking for an adventure! Do you think this ship can take me to the world of nostalgia?

Community and compassion will bring real change. Share your passion for people over politics with this, "We Are The Ones We Need" colorful, retro flowers design with hand written text.

Keep your motivations in mind with this retro, "Do It For The Girls, Gays, and Theys" queer, LGBTQ+ design.

Tits Up. Tits up ladies. Show your love for retro comedies set in the late 1950s early 1960s with this Marvelous inspired design.

Misfits. Show your love for the Island of Misfit Toys and King Moonracer with this Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer inspired design.

Wish that special land mermaid in your life a happy birthday with this cute and birthday card. This card features illustration of mermaid scales and the phrase "Happy Birthday You Poetic Noble Land Mermaid.

Wish your bestie the wildest birthday ever with this greeting card featuring a tale of parting that leads to technical homelessness. This greeting card feature the quote "You're birthday's gonna be the craziest of crazies. Clubs, girls, dancing, naked, Mom?! Argument, police, fleeing the scene, hiding in a dumpster, coming here, crashing on your couch for a week because technically I'm homeless.

Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy! Show off your positive dad vibes with this retro design!

Ohh don't mind me, I'm just over here heating my sad, lonely, microwave dinner and raging at socio-economic issues! Show off being an Over-educated Under-Loved Millennial with this cute, retro, rainbow smiley design!

Human rights and dignity don't stop with reproductive healthcare -- we need full body autonomy for all! Show that you support women's rights, trans rights, and the human right to your body with this powerful floral protest design.

I dub thee the Daddiest Daddy! Show off your ultimate Daddy status with this retro inspired "Daddiest Dad" design.

Miraculous Mom. Show that you're a mom which basically makes you a miracle worker with this retro floral design.

Mermaids against Dystopia. Help fight the mermaids against a dystopian future and rock your solar k vibes with this retro tattoo style, mermaid, solar k inspired design.

Have you ever thought about traveling to a little place called "ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HERE"? If you really hate it here and wanna gtfo right now, this travel poster parody is for you!

This magical girl fights evil by moonlight and then stretches and practices yoga by daylight. Practice your yoga and magical girl transformation with this magical, anime, yoga design.

Show that you care and wanna share the love. Whether you care about social, environmental, mental, animal, or any world issue - it's cool to give a shit about something!

Show that you care and wanna share the love. Whether you care about social, environmental, mental, animal, or any world issue - it's cool to give a shit about something!