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Some Things Are Worth Shitting For Stocking

Some Things Are Worth Shitting For Stocking

My fellow lactose intolerants, there's no secret that we all have a forbidden affair towards certain foods that contain dairy. Even though this love is looked down upon, I bet some times it's something that's worth shitting for.

Merry Flex-mas Stocking

Merry Flex-mas Stocking

Show off your love of the holidays with this Christmas inspired, Santa Claus believer's, flexing, workout humor shirt! Let the world know you are super fit and ready to rip open some presents!

Merry Flex-mas Stocking

Merry Flex-mas Stocking

Show off your love of the holidays with this Christmas inspired, Santa Claus believer's, flexing, workout humor shirt! Let the world know you are super fit and ready to rip open some presents!

Bird Illusion Stocking

Bird Illusion Stocking

It's a fact that birds aren't real! Whether you believe that they're robots controlled but the government or simply enjoy a good pun, they have been and simply will always be - an illusion.

Make It Rain-deer Stocking

Make It Rain-deer Stocking

Merry Christmas, more like "Money Christmas." Celebrate big money and big cheer this holiday with this "Make it Rain" reindeer!

Ginger Rad Man Stocking

Ginger Rad Man Stocking

Ginger bread is like, totally ginger RAD, man. Take your gingerbread making skills back to the nineties with this bodacious design! He was a skater bread, don't eat him later, man.

Christmas Be Stressful As F*** (But Happy Holidays) Stocking

Christmas Be Stressful As F*** (But Happy Holidays) Stocking

If you're not a huge fan of the hustle and bustle and incessant STRESS of the holiday season, then this is for you! Make Scrooge proud! Bring your ironic and sarcastic sense of humor to the most stressful time of the year!

All I Want For Christmas Is A Fat Cock Stocking

All I Want For Christmas Is A Fat Cock Stocking

All I'm asking for is a little chubby! A real fat cock! Ya know, one that will give me a nice morning cock-a-doodle-doo.

Jolly As Hyuck Goofy Parody Stocking

Jolly As Hyuck Goofy Parody Stocking

Jolly as Hyuck. Show that you're jolly as F*** this holiday season with this sassy pun inspired design.

Merry Rexmas Stocking

Merry Rexmas Stocking

Merry Rexmas! Our boy rexy here is spreading Christmas fear in the hearts of all us. Celebrate the holidays with this funny Dinosaur design! merry rexmas rex trex t.

Thicc And Juicy Stocking

Thicc And Juicy Stocking

I'm a juicy as a perfectly ripe peach, and thicc as one too. Delicious and soft, be proud of your body! Great for thicc, peachy pun lovers!

Glizzy Gobbler Stocking

Glizzy Gobbler Stocking

Shout out to all the Glizzy gobblers out there, you are the true MVPs. Show off your humorous side with this glizzy design! Perfect for gatherings and conversation starters.

Tingle All the Way Stocking

Tingle All the Way Stocking

Tingle, Tingle, kooloo-limpah!" Tingle created those words. Don't steal them. Tingle all the way for the holidays with this Legend of Zelda-inspired design!

Yee Frhawg Frog Stocking

Yee Frhawg Frog Stocking

Ride em' and ribbit, cowboy! Giddy up through the desert with this funny, cowboy frog design, featuring the phrase, "Yee Frhawg" with a frog in a cowboy hat with a finger gun.

Furmetal Meowchemist Stocking

Furmetal Meowchemist Stocking

Would you give an arm and a leg for a Fullmetal Alchemist shirt featuring cats? Well, you can keep your body parts. No need to transmute a new wardrobe when you can just get this!

Hippity Hoppity, Freezing My Butt Offity Stocking

Hippity Hoppity, Freezing My Butt Offity Stocking

It's so cold! Seriously, I'm turning into a HOPsicle over here! Temperatures low enough, I might croak!

Ready to Whisk It All Stocking

Ready to Whisk It All Stocking

Get your groove on in the kitchen and get ready to whisk it all for a snack with this funky psychedelic looking bakery pun!

Feliz Navidaddy Sweater Pattern Stocking

Feliz Navidaddy Sweater Pattern Stocking

Feliz Navidad - and Feliz navidaddy! Father Christmas just became father DADDY! Make the peeps laugh at the ugly sweater Christmas party this holiday season!

I Believe In Santa Paws Stocking

I Believe In Santa Paws Stocking

Even doubters can't refute this statement! Santa Paws is real and believe it or not they're always by you no matter what!

Big Gift Energy Stocking

Big Gift Energy Stocking

Big gift energy. Get ready for the holiday season with this jolly Santa themed Christmas design.

You Kenku It Stocking

You Kenku It Stocking

You KENKU it!! I believe in you! Get all nat 20's in your next campaign with this funny kenku design that's sure to be a critical success among your party members and your dungeon master!

Merry Queermas Trans Pride Christmas Sweater Stocking

Merry Queermas Trans Pride Christmas Sweater Stocking

Merry Queermas! Happy Holi-gays! This 'ugly christmas sweater' parody is perfect for showing your pride and sense of humor this holiday season!!

Merry Queermas Lesbian Pride Christmas Sweater Stocking

Merry Queermas Lesbian Pride Christmas Sweater Stocking

Merry Queermas! Happy Holi-gays! This 'ugly christmas sweater' parody is perfect for showing your pride and sense of humor this holiday season!!

Merry Queermas Bisexual Pride Christmas Sweater Stocking

Merry Queermas Bisexual Pride Christmas Sweater Stocking

Merry Queermas! Happy Holi-gays! This 'ugly christmas sweater' parody is perfect for showing your pride and sense of humor this holiday season!!

Merry Queermas Nonbinary Pride Christmas Sweater Stocking

Merry Queermas Nonbinary Pride Christmas Sweater Stocking

Merry Queermas! Happy Holi-gays! This 'ugly christmas sweater' parody is perfect for showing your pride and sense of humor this holiday season!!

Merry Queermas Gay Pride Christmas Sweater Stocking

Merry Queermas Gay Pride Christmas Sweater Stocking

Merry Queermas! Happy Holi-gays! This 'ugly christmas sweater' parody is perfect for showing your pride and sense of humor this holiday season!!

Perpy Derg Stocking

Perpy Derg Stocking

Ermergerd perpy derg! I may be a little doofy, but I'm your bestest friend in the whole wide world! I love you to the ends of the world and back!

Ice Cream Butts Stocking

Ice Cream Butts Stocking

Looking for something on the NSFW side that's makes people do a double take? These bootylicious flavored ice creams are sure to turn heads! Innocent, delicious ice creams? SYKE! It's butts!

Purrvana Stocking

Purrvana Stocking

Purrvana coming at you with their hit songs such as "Smells Like Tuna Spirit", " Heart Shaped Paw", and "All A-paw-logies"! This famous 90's band is sure to get you nostalgic kitties MEOWING!

Corgerus Stocking

Corgerus Stocking

Cross the river styx and see if you can pass the dread, Corgerus! The mightiest and stubbiest of all beast, it's the cute and creepy, corgi, cerberus mashup design!

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Cross the river styx and see if you can pass the dread, Corgerus! The mightiest and stubbiest of all beast, it's the cute and creepy, corgi, cerberus mashup design!

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