Possum Socks

I Just Want To Curl Up in a Ball and Pretend I'm dead. Having a bit of an existential crisis? Maybe want to scream? Yeah, us too. Channel your inner opossum with this self deprecating/funny fit.

There's nothing moodier than a possum on a swing. It's crazy how those things can go through all those mood swings. If you can relate to this roller coaster of emotions, then this is your sign to claim this energy.

I'm basically, just witchy, occult trash. Show off your love for the occult with this possum themed, occult inspired shirt design. This occult inspired design features a giant possum skull with teeth, the moon phases and a possum playing dead at the bottom, all inspired by images of the occult.

This funny self-deprecating trash shirt features the words "trash queen" and is perfect for people who love trash, being a loser, self-deprecating humor, goofs, jokes, tumblr, and is ideal for showing your trash pride at the gym, working out, at home, school, college, university, or at the dump!

Level of stress: screaming opossum. Show that you're not to be messed with right now because you're just stressed and sassy with this, "Stressed" opossum design. Perfect for possum , possum , and needing some space!

Oh my goth, I'm trash! Check out these infamous nocturnal trash animals like the raccoon, opossum, fly, and rat, all with a pastel goth twist!