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Phallic Pattern Stockings
Browse our collection of 185 Phallic Pattern Stockings and more. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.
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Accordion Face Mask (1271)
Totes (1266)
Flat Face Mask (1202)
Clothing (1100)
unisex t-shirts
unisex long sleeve tees
womens t-shirts
kids t-shirts
Baseball Tees
V-Neck Tee Shirts
Racerback Tank Tops
Tank Tops
Baseball Tees
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Trending Designs
Leather Daddy Pattern Stocking
Do you consider yourself a leather daddy? Yes sir! Show off your leather pride and love for all things Daddy with this "Leather Daddy" themed pattern accordion style face mask design.
Retro Christmas Sparkle Pattern Stocking
Feel those classic Christmas vibes with this vintage inspired design! Perfect for a lover of Mid-Century Modern Design or anyone that loves the most wonderful time of the year.
Christmas Cats Pattern Stocking
These adorable kitties make the PURRFECT fluffy addition to furry and fun Christmas! An a-meow-zing gift for the cat people in your life this holiday season!
Floral Penis Rainbow Stocking
Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your home? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
Feliz Navidaddy Sweater Pattern Stocking
Feliz Navidad - and Feliz navidaddy! Father Christmas just became father DADDY! Make the peeps laugh at the ugly sweater Christmas party this holiday season!
Cute Cubic Bee Pattern Stocking
Are bees your favorite mob? THEY ARE SO CUTE! Bees are flying neutral mobs that live in bee nests and beehives. Show off your xp with this Minecraft parody pattern!
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Phallic Witchy Things Pattern Stocking
Just some, perhaps, oddly phallic shaped and arranged witchy items. Not totally sus, but just enough to where you may get a few chuckles out of humor from these penis-esque magical things. Mushrooms, penis candles, boners, cauldron balls, crystal balls, potions, and a phallic feather to name a few. Cast a hilarious charm on anyone around you who may be fooled by this, at first, unsuspecting, totally innocent design.
Phallic Christmas Cookies Stocking
Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! These aren't your typical sugar cookies, not the ones to bring to the inlaws... for these phallic sugary delights will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!
Halloweenies Pattern Stocking
At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...
Penis Plants Pattern Stocking
Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!
Christmas Peens Pattern Stocking
Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!
NSFW Penis Fall Pattern Stocking
At first you might see some seasonal corn, gourds, caramel apples, a jug of cider, pumpkins, pumpkin donuts...typical fall essentials. But look closer, there may be a phallic shape trend there, and check out the lines on the leaf - perhaps a bit vagina-esque? Laugh at this seemingly innocent phallic fall pattern!
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Yule Pattern Stocking
Don't mess with witchy Christmas or Yule be sorry! We heathens love our solstice celebrations, the dried oranges, the yule logs, the pine and cinnamon! Show off your love of the winter solstice celebration with this witchy pattern!
Glizzy Pattern Stocking
Shout out all the Glizzy lovers out there! Express your love for the glizzy with this funky pattern design!
Traditional Hanukkah Food Pattern Stocking
The classics: Latkes, Hanukkah Gelt, Sufganiyot, Challah, and Precipizi, with some fun dreidel decorated and Star of David sugar cookies!
Gingerbread Spy x Family Stocking
Join Anya, Loid, and Yor this holiday season! These gingerbread cookies of everyone's favorite anime family are so cute, you could just eat them up!
Festive and Feral Sweater Pattern Stocking
Looking for the purrrfect ugly christmas sweater for that party? Here is is! Get festive and feral with you fellow feline pals this holiday season!
Get The Vaccine Stocking
This is the hippie, floral, and fun way to tell people to 'Get the Vaccine' (even though you feel like screaming it at stubborn people.
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