Pet Blankets

If you pet a cat you are worshipping satan. The beast resides in all of our feline associates. Inside resides the purest form of evil. So release the beast in every kitty by petting them on their bellies. Soon you will find your arms are covered in blood for their rituals to summon the spawn of satan himself. So with this design, Pet cats and hail satan!

Cats are awesome. they just don't give a F***. This is simple. Everytime you pet a cat you are worshipping satan. So worship the beast and realize satan is happy with how your progressing every time you pet a kitty cat. So meow up with this great blanket featuring baphomet petting a cute kitty cat. Perfect for someone who loves practicing black magic and petting cats all night long.

This cute blanket features a precious kitten and the words "feeling shitty? Pet a kitty" and is perfect for people who love their pet cat, cats, kittens, kitties, and is ideal for showing love for your pet when your feeling shitty at the gym, school, college, university, work, or just hanging out watching Netflix with your cat in your dorm room!

Kitty cats are like little domesticated lions. Relax, have no worries and chill out by petting a girls best friend. This blanket features the phrase "Hakuna Magato it means pet cats" and a fun simple pattern. If you're a spanish speaking crazy cat lady or just a fan of our furry friends snuggle with this throw blanket to show you are a laid back cat lover.

We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets' heads are falling off! Poor Petey. Let Petey live on forever in your dumb memory with this even dumber blanket.

Every time you pet a cat, you pay homage to the deepest forces of evil which reside within it. Praise satan, pet your cat! The purring just means it's working.