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Penis Hearts Pattern Ornament
Valentine, you make my heart SWELL! You make it absolutely THROB! I'm feel like my love for you is CLIMAXING!
Hidden Penis Butterflies Pattern Ornament
What beautiful butterflies, you know, every butterfly has a unique wing pattern that's just so... phallic? Upon closer inspection, I think these butterflies have penises on them...
Weinter NSFW Parody Ornament
I just love the "Weinter"! Seeing all the intricate details of the falling snowflakes. Checkout these NSFW snowflakes and celebrate winter with this funny, nsfw winter design.
Christmas Peens Pattern Ornament
Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!
Ole Saint Dick Ornament
Jolly ole saint dick! Share the festive and NSFW holiday humor with this funny and festive "Ole Saint Dick" nsfw parody design.
Pop Art Penis Pattern Ornament
This phallic pattern is sure to make a statement! Pop off with this iconic pop art inspired pattern.
Thanksgiving Peens Pattern Ornament
Fall, where the leaves drop, and the penis rises - apparently... this subtle NSFW hidden penis pattern is inspired by fall, and Thanksgiving! Trick your family members with this pattern, and maybe gift it to your crazy uncle!
Halloween Peens Pattern Ornament
At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...
Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Ornament
If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?
Frosted Peens Crackers Ornament
You can't go wrong with Frosted Animal Crackers! Well, maybe not "Animal" crackers... Show off you love for this nostalgic frosted treat with an NSFW twist!
Big Dick Stocks Ornament
Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!
NSFW Pastel Penis Ramune Soda Bottles Ornament
Show off your love for NSFW, Pastels and vaporwave, kawaii aesthetics with this cute and naughty, penis shaped soda bottle, nsfw design.
Chonky Chode Chakra Ornament
Meditate on your chonky chode chakra. The time has come to manifest that energy into reality.
Cockbuster Ornament
We all know what Blockbuster was back in the day, but now things have changed. Introducing Cockbusters! It's the same concept but spicier. What are you waiting for? Get yours today!
Space Brownie Peens Ornament
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You Make Me Corny Ornament
You're so hot, you make my kernals pop! I'm so corny for you, I just wanna rip off this husk and show you my cob.
Princess Penis Pattern Ornament
Princesses can have penises, too! Destroy gender norms and put your tiara on with pride.
Pastel Penis Pattern Ornament
Why be subtle? There's no need to be shy! These cute pastel penises are sure to get a reaction from your friends, families, and strangers!
Naughty Donuts Ornament
Oh man, these pasteries are gonna make me doNUT. I love my pastries dripping with cream.
Macaron Peens Pattern Ornament
Check out these cute, quite possibly phallic macaron desserts surrounded by other pastel macarons, take a bite and rock this sweet and subtle NSFW pattern!
Dick Academia Pattern Ornament
Dick Academia...OPE I mean Dark academia... Check out this devious dark academia parody, can you use your sleuthing to find all the hidden penises??
NSFW Valentine's Chocolates Pattern Ornament
Wow, wouldn't you like to see these vaginal Valentines and dickish delights in your next heart shaped box oof chocolates? Maybe, these chocolates are a little - genital....
I'm "H" Word Ornament
I'm "H" word for you Valentine! Show off how you really feel this Valentine's Day with this funny, flirty, "H Word" candy heart Valentine's Day parody design.
Magical Girl Peens Pattern Ornament
These are clearly magical girl items, weapons, transformation devices, but they have a sort of phallic essence to them... Can you notice all the peens in the items?
Floral Penis Pattern Teal Ornament
Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
Cottagecore Peens Pattern Ornament
The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.
Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Ornament
If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.
Penis Plants Pattern Ornament
Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!
Unicorn Penis Pattern Ornament
although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.
Halloweenies Pattern Ornament
At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...
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