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Peeping Tom Parody Blanket

Peeping Tom Parody Blanket

This is Tom the peep. Also known as peeping Tom. He usually comes around Easter time. Be his friend and he'll make your life so much more positive and enjoyable!

Rated T for Tired Blanket

Rated T for Tired Blanket

Rated T for Tired - Content may be suitable for those tired and sleepy. Perfect for nerds who love to nap and play games, with this ESRB rating-inspired design!

Fruity Vaginas Pattern Blanket

Fruity Vaginas Pattern Blanket

What's that peeking out of the moist, juicy flesh of these tantalizing fruits? Talk about finger foods! Although maybe don't take this one to work. ...Maybe.

Sus Games (Parody) Blanket

Sus Games (Parody) Blanket

Beware! Any sus behavior throughout the games will lead to your elimination. Here's your chance to cop this iconic mash-up design between these trendy games of treachery and all the attention will be on you when you do!

If My Vagina Shot Bullets It Would Have Less Regulation (White Ink) Blanket

If My Vagina Shot Bullets It Would Have Less Regulation (White Ink) Blanket

If my vagina shot bullets it would have less regulation! Get sassy and get honest with this pro-reproductive rights shirt!

Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Blanket

Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Blanket

If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?

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90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Blanket

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Blanket

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!

Banana penis pattern Blanket

Banana penis pattern Blanket

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

Rainbow Penis Pattern Blanket

Rainbow Penis Pattern Blanket

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Penis Plants Pattern Blanket

Penis Plants Pattern Blanket

Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!

Floral Penis Pattern Orange Blanket

Floral Penis Pattern Orange Blanket

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Floral Penis Pattern Yellow Blanket

Floral Penis Pattern Yellow Blanket

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

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Gentleman Pirate Sailor Jerry Tattoo Blanket

Gentleman Pirate Sailor Jerry Tattoo Blanket

Celebrate one of pirates greatest with this old school tattoo design dedicated to the fanciest pirate who ever sailed the seven seas, the one who kills with kindness, Stede Bonnet.

Patrithotic Blanket

Patrithotic Blanket

I got America's ass! Show that you're a patriotic thot this Fourth of July with this funny design!

Red, White, And Emo Blanket

Red, White, And Emo Blanket

This 4th of July get Patriotic! at the Cookout, with this, "Red, White, And Emo" emo Merica design! Perfect for an emo kid celebrating Independence Day and being cool at the cookout.

Screams In Gay Edvard Munch Parody Blanket

Screams In Gay Edvard Munch Parody Blanket

Show off your gay fear or queer excitement with this funny, "Screams In Gay" art parody design based on the famous Edvard Munch painting! Perfect for an artsy gay, queer artists, LGBTQ humor, and pride!

Pankakke Blanket

Pankakke Blanket

This hentai-inspired design is for all those anime lovers out there with a dirty sense of humor. This dirty little stack of pancakes is ready for a lot of syrup!

Cockbuster Blanket

Cockbuster Blanket

We all know what Blockbuster was back in the day, but now things have changed. Introducing Cockbusters! It's the same concept but spicier. What are you waiting for? Get yours today!

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