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This subtle NSFW pattern displays some classic bakery pastries, but the shape of them may appear to be...phallic. Not your normal pastries, but delicious! Fool friends with this penis pastry pattern, maybe they'll think you just really like eclairs...

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At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...

These popsicles are more spicy than sweet (wink wink). Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family! Suck on that cocksicle, or popdickle...

How would you like a side of phallic French toast with those penis pancakes? If breakfast is your fave meal of the day, along with some other things ;), then check out this naughty pattern!

If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?

What beautiful butterflies, you know, every butterfly has a unique wing pattern that's just so... phallic? Upon closer inspection, I think these butterflies have penises on them...

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.

Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

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Introducing our hilariously cheeky "(NSFW) Naughty Bits Valentine's Candy" credit card sticker, the ultimate conversation starter for those who appreciate a dash of naughtiness on Valentine's Day! This daring design is a celebration of all things mischievous, promising a playful twist to your wardrobe like never before. With a cleverly placed title, be ready to spread a little spicy fun wherever you go! Created for those who embrace their inner flirt, this sticker will have heads turning and smiles breaking out left and right. The "(NSFW) Naughty Bits Valentine's Candy" design captures the essence of playful intimacy, perfect for those who enjoy pushing boundaries while maintaining a light-hearted approach. Whether you're looking to spice up a romantic date or simply want to showcase your adventurous side, this sticker is sure to set the mood for an unforgettable Valentine's Day. Embrace the daring and the delightful, and let this credit card sticker be your provocative Valentine's Day statement!

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Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Feel the spirit of the game with the all-new "Baseball Szn" t-shirt. This unique t-shirt celebrates America's favorite pastime with a design that is both simple and iconic. Show your love for baseball and the excitement that comes with it with the bold embroidery that provides a premium finish on the t-shirt. This t-shirt is perfect for sports enthusiasts waiting for the return of the game, or for those who just love the vibe of baseball season. You can rock it during games, practices, or even in the gym, and you will definitely stand out as a true baseball fan. This t-shirt is more than just a piece of clothing - it's a statement. The "Baseball Szn" t-shirt is a reminder of the thrill of the game, the memories it creates, and the camaraderie it celebrates. So whether you're a player or a fan, this t-shirt is the perfect way to show off your love for the sport and your commitment to the baseball season. Made with high-quality materials, this t-shirt is durable and comfortable to wear. Get ready to enjoy a season of baseball with the "Baseball Szn" t-shirt as a staple in your sports wardrobe! baseball baseball season baseball lover baseball fan sports sportswear team sports athleisure casual wear menswear womenswear unisex graphic tee trendy fashion style summer seasonal season themed sports themed.

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