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New Peni Ornaments

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Penis Hearts Pattern Ornament

Penis Hearts Pattern Ornament

Valentine, you make my heart SWELL! You make it absolutely THROB! I'm feel like my love for you is CLIMAXING!

Hidden Penis Butterflies Pattern Ornament

Hidden Penis Butterflies Pattern Ornament

What beautiful butterflies, you know, every butterfly has a unique wing pattern that's just so... phallic? Upon closer inspection, I think these butterflies have penises on them...

Weinter NSFW Parody Ornament

Weinter NSFW Parody Ornament

I just love the "Weinter"! Seeing all the intricate details of the falling snowflakes. Checkout these NSFW snowflakes and celebrate winter with this funny, nsfw winter design.

Christmas Peens Pattern Ornament

Christmas Peens Pattern Ornament

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

Ole Saint Dick Ornament

Ole Saint Dick Ornament

Jolly ole saint dick! Share the festive and NSFW holiday humor with this funny and festive "Ole Saint Dick" nsfw parody design.

Pop Art Penis Pattern Ornament

Pop Art Penis Pattern Ornament

This phallic pattern is sure to make a statement! Pop off with this iconic pop art inspired pattern.

Thanksgiving Peens Pattern Ornament

Thanksgiving Peens Pattern Ornament

Fall, where the leaves drop, and the penis rises - apparently... this subtle NSFW hidden penis pattern is inspired by fall, and Thanksgiving! Trick your family members with this pattern, and maybe gift it to your crazy uncle!

Halloween Peens Pattern Ornament

Halloween Peens Pattern Ornament

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...

Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Ornament

Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Ornament

If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?

Frosted Peens Crackers Ornament

Frosted Peens Crackers Ornament

You can't go wrong with Frosted Animal Crackers! Well, maybe not "Animal" crackers... Show off you love for this nostalgic frosted treat with an NSFW twist!

Big Dick Stocks Ornament

Big Dick Stocks Ornament

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

NSFW Pastel Penis Ramune Soda Bottles Ornament

NSFW Pastel Penis Ramune Soda Bottles Ornament

Show off your love for NSFW, Pastels and vaporwave, kawaii aesthetics with this cute and naughty, penis shaped soda bottle, nsfw design.

Chonky Chode Chakra Ornament

Chonky Chode Chakra Ornament

Meditate on your chonky chode chakra. The time has come to manifest that energy into reality.

Cockbuster Ornament

Cockbuster Ornament

We all know what Blockbuster was back in the day, but now things have changed. Introducing Cockbusters! It's the same concept but spicier. What are you waiting for? Get yours today!

Space Brownie Peens Ornament

Space Brownie Peens Ornament

You Make Me Corny Ornament

You Make Me Corny Ornament

You're so hot, you make my kernals pop! I'm so corny for you, I just wanna rip off this husk and show you my cob.

Princess Penis Pattern Ornament

Princess Penis Pattern Ornament

Princesses can have penises, too! Destroy gender norms and put your tiara on with pride.

Pastel Penis Pattern Ornament

Pastel Penis Pattern Ornament

Why be subtle? There's no need to be shy! These cute pastel penises are sure to get a reaction from your friends, families, and strangers!

Naughty Donuts Ornament

Naughty Donuts Ornament

Oh man, these pasteries are gonna make me doNUT. I love my pastries dripping with cream.

Macaron Peens Pattern Ornament

Macaron Peens Pattern Ornament

Check out these cute, quite possibly phallic macaron desserts surrounded by other pastel macarons, take a bite and rock this sweet and subtle NSFW pattern!

Dick Academia Pattern Ornament

Dick Academia Pattern Ornament

Dick Academia...OPE I mean Dark academia... Check out this devious dark academia parody, can you use your sleuthing to find all the hidden penises??

NSFW Valentine's Chocolates Pattern Ornament

NSFW Valentine's Chocolates Pattern Ornament

Wow, wouldn't you like to see these vaginal Valentines and dickish delights in your next heart shaped box oof chocolates? Maybe, these chocolates are a little - genital....

I'm "H" Word Ornament

I'm "H" Word Ornament

I'm "H" word for you Valentine! Show off how you really feel this Valentine's Day with this funny, flirty, "H Word" candy heart Valentine's Day parody design.

Magical Girl Peens Pattern Ornament

Magical Girl Peens Pattern Ornament

These are clearly magical girl items, weapons, transformation devices, but they have a sort of phallic essence to them... Can you notice all the peens in the items?

Floral Penis Pattern Teal Ornament

Floral Penis Pattern Teal Ornament

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Ornament

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Ornament

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Ornament

Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Ornament

If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.

Penis Plants Pattern Ornament

Penis Plants Pattern Ornament

Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!

Unicorn Penis Pattern Ornament

Unicorn Penis Pattern Ornament

although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.

Halloweenies Pattern Ornament

Halloweenies Pattern Ornament

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...

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