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YEExHAWsted (Exhausted Cowboy) Greeting Card

YEExHAWsted (Exhausted Cowboy) Greeting Card

OOF y'all, I'm......Yeexhawsted. If your finding yourself running low on yee and have no haw left, this funny tired cowboy comic panel design is for you. Perfect for hittin' the ol' dusty trail and sleeping out on the lone prairie for a spell.

Crow Away Greeting Card

Crow Away Greeting Card

mess with the crow you get the caw's! If you don't crow away, there will be a probable caws for murder! Don't ruffle my feathers!

Bisexuali-TEA Greeting Card

Bisexuali-TEA Greeting Card

Show off your LGBTQA+ pride with this bisexual humor, bi pun, bisexual flag, tea pun lover's shirt! Be bi and be proud!

I'm Outta Here Alien Greeting Card

I'm Outta Here Alien Greeting Card

Show off your love of outer space and sassy aliens with this sci-fi humor, alien believer's, sassy galaxy shirt! Let all humankind know that you are over Earth and you are OUTTA HERE!

B.F.G. (Big Fricking Goat) Greeting Card

B.F.G. (Big Fricking Goat) Greeting Card

Wow, that's a B.F.G. ( a BIG fricking GOAT)! Get some laughs with this absolute unit of a lad that's out to graze and scream like a man as he climbs even the most vertical of planes.

It Was The Bestie of Times, It Was The Worstie of Times Greeting Card

It Was The Bestie of Times, It Was The Worstie of Times Greeting Card

It was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, am I right? Read the room with this, "It Was The Bestie of Times, It Was The Worstie of Times" Charles Dickens parody. Perfect for literature humor, millennials, and the ups and downs of life!

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Penis Hamster Greeting Card

Penis Hamster Greeting Card

Penis. Show your love for the utter bizarre with this design featuring an illustration of a hamster along with the word "penis.

My Humor is Campy Greeting Card

My Humor is Campy Greeting Card

My humor is campy. Show your love of the outdoors and camp humor with this inspired design.

Thank You Floral Penis Greeting Card

Thank You Floral Penis Greeting Card

Most people love beautiful greeting cards full of awesome details. Surprise family and friends with this elegant floral penis pattern thank you card!

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Greeting Card

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Greeting Card

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!

You've Only Seen My Penis Greeting Card

You've Only Seen My Penis Greeting Card

You don't know me. You've only seen my penis. This Michael Scott quote inspired design is the perfect way to tell a loved one that they don't know you. They've just seen your penis.

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Black Greeting Card

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Black Greeting Card

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!

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Over-educated Under-loved Millennial Greeting Card

Over-educated Under-loved Millennial Greeting Card

Ohh don't mind me, I'm just over here heating my sad, lonely, microwave dinner and raging at socio-economic issues! Show off being an Over-educated Under-Loved Millennial with this cute, retro, rainbow smiley design!

Over-educated Cat Lady Greeting Card

Over-educated Cat Lady Greeting Card

I'm just a sad, lonely, over-educated, under-loved, millennial - but at least my cats love me! Show off your sassy sarcasm and love of cats with this funny, "Over-educated Cat Lady" black cat design!

Be A Menace Keep It Up Greeting Card

Be A Menace Keep It Up Greeting Card

Waking up and choosing violence is so last year. It's time to take it up a notch and be a menace. It's subtle, classy, and harmless while doing the most. So go ahead and leave that seat up and be true to you!

Vegan Poo Be Like Greeting Card

Vegan Poo Be Like Greeting Card

Ever wondered what vegan poop would look like? Well, here you go, a design depiction of what it could be. The mystery is solved. You're welcome.

I Pooped Today Gold Star Greeting Card

I Pooped Today Gold Star Greeting Card

You should pat yourself on the back for an amazing accomplishment! Sometimes this shit is hard to go by, but if you pooped today, good for you.

Surprise Mother F*cker Greeting Card

Surprise Mother F*cker Greeting Card

Surprise your friends or loved ones with this adorable black cat design! This is great for gifts or any special occasion. Get the best reaction from your people when your order this design today!

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