Best Selling Patterns

Show your love of nature's favorite chaotic animal with this cute baby goat pattern! Perfect for looking flashy while staying on top of the world and screaming because you've remembered baby goats exist.

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

Cute colorful pattern featuring the kiwi bird and kiwi fruit! Funny fuzzy little bird that resembles a tiny bright green food- both without wings!

Aww, honey! It's Boobee time! Get buzzin' on boobies and bees with this sweet mashup.

Why stop at eight planets when you can have dozens? Surround yourself with the wonders of space and show off your love of astronomy!

Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!

These butt mushrooms are slowly taking over the forests! Bringing giggles to everyone with this hilarious pattern. The Edible ones bring a new meaning to "eating ass".

Who doesn't love a cute cat pattern? And even better, a funny Cat Butt pattern. Show off your love for cats and funny patterns in your trendy home with this cute cat pillow. Perfect for any cat lover in your life!

Life is too short to be boring, so add a little spice to your morning routine with this cheeky Rainbow Floral Penis Pattern mug. Perfect for sipping on your favorite beverage, this mug screams naughty yet nice with its colorful floral genital illustrations. Representing love in all its forms and colors, this mug brings an optimistic and fun feel to any kitchen. No matter what mood you're in, it'll be hard not to smile with this mug in your hand. So whether you're sipping coffee, tea, or hot cocoa, this mug will bring a little joy and laughter to your day. And if anyone asks about your mug, just tell them it's a subtle expression of your appreciation for art, nature, and the human body. Add some flair to your life with the Rainbow Floral Penis Pattern mug today!

If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.

A classic pattern with a naughty spin! Great for people who aren't ashamed of their nsfw humor. Watch your friends and family's shock as they suddenly realize this seemingly innocent design is... well, not so innocent!

Why be subtle? There's no need to be shy! These cute pastel penises are sure to get a reaction from your friends, families, and strangers!

Cute colorful pattern featuring the kiwi bird and kiwi fruit! Funny fuzzy little bird that resembles a tiny bright green food- both without wings!

Are you a huge nerd for cryptids? then these plump loch ness monsters pattern is here to make your day a little brighter! Share your love of the unknown with this mysterious design!

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

Looking for a new french toile pattern for your bod? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Introducing our hilarious and scandalous mug collection featuring the Penis Pastries Pattern. This mischievous design showcases a smorgasbord of classic bakery treats, but with a risqu twist that might just make you blush. Imagine sipping your morning coffee or tea from this cheeky mug and watching your co-workers do a double-take. With our Penis Pastries Pattern mug, you can keep up the innuendo all day long. Whether you're gifting it to your closest friend or using it to spice up your own kitchen cupboard, this mug is sure to make a statement. Who knew pastry could be so provocative? So, why settle for boring mugs when you can start your day off with a dose of laughter and a side of sweets? Indulge in our Penis Pastries Pattern mug today, and let the fun begin!

Movie monster buff or Weyland Corp employee - everyone needs this sweet repeating Aliens Xenomorph patterned tote!

This seemingly innocent subtle makeup pattern looks fine at first glance, get a closer look, and you can spot all the "lipdicks,""chapsdicks,"penis-tipped mascara, lip gloss, rather vaginal looking lip balms, genitalia blushes, and a pudenda puddle of foundation! Fun for sex-positive makeup lovers or those who got the glam and the sexual humor to match!

Introducing the hilarious and quirky Butt Mushroom Pattern Tee! This shirt is perfect for those who have a great sense of humor and aren't afraid to show it off. The pattern is eye-catching and fun, featuring a bunch of cute mushroom butts all over the shirt. The tee is sure to be a conversation starter wherever you go, making it the perfect addition to any wardrobe. Whether you're hanging out with friends, going on a date, or just running errands, this tee is sure to turn heads and put a smile on everyone's face. The design is also perfect for those who love nature and all of its quirks. Don't miss out on your chance to bring some laughter and joy to your wardrobe with the Butt Mushroom Pattern Tee! So, grab it today and spread the laughter among your friends and family.

Caw! This adorable murder of crows is here to add a little terror and a little cuteness to your day. Great for crow lovers!

Sometimes all you need to fight nobodies and heartless assholes is a huge key and a giant pair of sneakers. This Kingdom Hearts-inspired pattern will make any video game nerd feel simple and clean!

Digimon are the champions! For those who are secretly a Digidestined, show your nostalgic love for the Digital Monsters with this cute pattern featuring Agumon, Gabumon, Biyomon, Gomamon, Gatomon, Palmon, Patamon, and Tentomon!

Introducing the Uterus Sweater Pattern the perfect attire for the holiday season! This sweater is like no other, featuring an eye-catching design filled with vibrant uteruses, fallopian tubes, ovaries, and snowflakes. Whether you're looking to make a fashion statement or simply want to get the conversation flowing at your next event, this sweater is the perfect choice. Made with high-quality materials, this product is sure to keep you warm and cozy while making you look like the life of the party. With its unique, stand-out design, you're sure to attract all sorts of attention in the best way possible! Perfect for any quirky and fun occasions or just lounging around at home with a hot cup of cocoa, this sweater is a must-have for any fashion-forward individual. Stand out from the crowd and spread some holiday cheer with the Uterus Sweater Pattern!

Looking for a funky and fun way to add some spice to your style? Look no further than the Dino Nuggies Pattern! These dino-inspired socks feature a hilarious design that will bring a smile to your face and nostalgia to your heart. Whether you're a fan of dinosaur chicken nuggets or just love unique sock designs, the Dino Nuggies Pattern has got you covered. With its soft, comfortable material and eye-catching pattern, these socks are perfect for anything from casual wear to dressy occasions. So why settle for boring socks when you can easily add a touch of fun to your wardrobe? The Dino Nuggies Pattern is a must-have for anyone looking to spice up their outfit and add a little humor to their day. So don't hesitate- grab your pair today and get ready to show off your love for all things dino nuggies!

Get ready to take a bite out of your morning brew with our "Happy Shark Pattern" mug! Perfect for celebrating Shark Week or simply adding some ferocious flair to your drinkware collection, this mug is a must-have for all shark lovers out there. With a colorful and playful design that showcases these misunderstood creatures in all their toothy glory, you'll feel like the king of the ocean every time you take a sip. Not only is it the perfect way to start your day with a little bit of sharky fun, but it also makes a great gift for any fellow fans of these majestic sea creatures. So why settle for boring mugs when you could be sipping out of one that's as sharp as a shark's tooth? Add our "Happy Shark Pattern" mug to your collection today and let these lovable predators swim into your heart!

Are you ready to bring some humor and knowledge to your next holiday gathering? Look no further than the Uterus Sweater Pattern mug! This design is a playful homage to the miraculous female reproductive organs and their importance. The ovaries, fallopian tubes, and uteruses depicted on this mug are not only a fun and quirky design, but a reminder of the vital role they play in the creation of life. And let's not forget the snowflakes - a nod to the wintery season this mug is perfect for. Whether you're sipping on hot cocoa or a holiday cocktail, this mug will bring a smile to your face and spark some conversation about the wonders of the female body. So, cozy up with your uterus sweater and don't forget to share your knowledge with those around you - they'll be uterus-sly impressed with your wit and wisdom.

If you're cute, curvy and fabulous show it off! Show off your love for cute curves with this body positive, plus size pride, cute AirPods Case!

Godzilla and the gang, both friends or foes, is all here! From the King of Monsters himself, King Ghidorah, Rodan, Anguirus, to Mothra and her larva, everyone has a monster they can appreciate! This adorable design is perfect for any Godzilla or Kaiju fan!

Growing an unconventional garden? Why not try mushrooms and fungi! Embrace your green thumb with this unique gardening design.

Growing an unconventional garden? Why not try mushrooms and fungi! Embrace your green thumb with this unique gardening design.