New Pastum Unisex T-shirts

Introducing our newest design -- the "Why Regretti When Spaghetti" t-shirt! If you're someone who loves pasta and embraces the Italian way of life, then this one-of-a-kind t-shirt is perfect for you. Express your love for the savory dish that brings you comfort and joy with this catchy and punny statement. The white text on a subtle background of this t-shirt will surely catch the attention of people as you strut down the streets. Not only is this t-shirt unique, but it's also a great conversation starter. You'll be surprised how easy it is to connect with people who share the same passion for spaghetti as you do. Whether you're heading out to grab some Italian food with friends or just need a comfortable t-shirt to wear around the house, the "Why Regretti When Spaghetti" t-shirt is perfect for any occasion. So, what are you waiting for? Grab your new favorite t-shirt today and let the spaghetti do the talking!

Introducing "Live Laugh Lasagna" - the perfect t-shirt for all the pasta lovers out there! This shirt brings together three things that make life worth living - living well, laughing often, and eating delicious lasagna. Whether you prefer your lasagna with extra cheese or a little bit of spice, this t-shirt is the perfect way to show your love for Italy's most iconic dish. You'll love wearing it to casual dinners with friends or while cooking up a big pot of lasagna at home! Not only is "Live Laugh Lasagna" a catchy phrase, but it's also a reminder to live life to the fullest by enjoying the simple things that bring us joy. This t-shirt is great for anyone who loves to eat, cook, and enjoy the little moments in life. It makes for a great gift for friends, family, or even yourself! So if you're ready to show the world your love for lasagna and a great sense of humor, be sure to grab a "Live Laugh Lasagna" t-shirt today! foodie t-shirt italian cuisine shirt pasta lover tee funny food pun top kitchen humor apparel food pun tshirt cooking inspired clothes witty food quote t-shirt humorous foodie gear comedy cooking tee laugh out loud shirt food meme outfit food lover gift food-themed clothing italian food pun garment cocina humor tee funny chef wear comical pasta shirt hilarious kitchen tshirt and witty cooking apparel.

Don't Interrupt My Cooking (I have anxiety). I'm trying not to snap, but my pasta is boiling over and I'm a perfectionist so please LEAVE ME ALONE AND LET ME CHEF.

Don't Interrupt My Cooking (I have anxiety). I'm trying not to snap, but my pasta is boiling over and I'm a perfectionist so please LEAVE ME ALONE AND LET ME CHEF.

What if we kissed in the eerie liminal space of the back rooms. Show off your love for memes, creepy pasta and reddit with this funny design about the creepy back rooms.

What if we kissed in the eerie liminal space of the back rooms. Show off your love for memes, creepy pasta and reddit with this funny design about the creepy back rooms.

Garlic is your best bud in just about every dish you can think of~!

In pasta, in baked goods...

In pasta, in baked goods...

In pasta, in baked goods...

Stuff Us Daddy! If your dream threesome is you and 2 freshly baked Manicottis, then this is the design for you! This "subtle" NSFW design might get some questionable looks, but also might make some mouths water...

Stuff Us Daddy! If your dream threesome is you and 2 freshly baked Manicottis, then this is the design for you! This "subtle" NSFW design might get some questionable looks, but also might make some mouths water...

The divine in my pasta sees the divine in your pasta! Show off your love of meditating and marinara sauce with this funny, "Nampaste" spaghetti design. Perfect for loving pasta, carbs, and noodles. meditating marinara yoga yoga puns spaghetti shirt foodie food t shirts noodles.

The divine in my pasta sees the divine in your pasta! Show off your love of meditating and marinara sauce with this funny, "Nampaste" spaghetti design. Perfect for loving pasta, carbs, and noodles. meditation meditate food puns namaste nampaste pasta spaghetti pasta puns pasta shirts meditation t shirts carbs noodles.

Looks like you've got some of Mom's spaghetti on your sweater/shirt already, but on the surface, you look calm and ready? Lose yourself in this music parody, spaghetti design! Perfect for loving pasta, rap, and song references!

Get ready to channel your inner Eminem with this hilarious and catchy "Mom's Spaghetti" tee! Inspired by the iconic song lyrics, this shirt is a must-have for lovers of rap music, funny puns, and of course, spaghetti. With a bold and eye-catching design, you'll be sure to turn heads and make a statement wherever you go! Whether you're hitting up a rap concert or simply indulging in a plate of steaming hot pasta, this shirt is perfect for any occasion. And let's face it, who doesn't love a good play on words? So go ahead, show off your love of all things saucy and musical with this one-of-a-kind tee. It's time to let the world know that you're calm and ready - and always up for a good laugh and a hearty plate of spaghetti!

Whose childhood hasn't been touched by these squiggly hoops swimming in tomato goop? Delicious and far from nutritious, but perfect comfort food for remembering lunchtime during the long summer vacations?

Whose childhood hasn't been touched by these squiggly hoops swimming in tomato goop? Delicious and far from nutritious, but perfect comfort food for remembering lunchtime during the long summer vacations?

Whose childhood hasn't been touched by these squiggly hoops swimming in tomato goop? Delicious and far from nutritious, but perfect comfort food for remembering lunchtime during the long summer vacations?

Whose childhood hasn't been touched by these squiggly letters swimming in broth? Delicious and far from nutritious, but how better to say "I LOV U" than with pasta?

This squiggly square is spicy and full of Satans' rage! Get lit with this satanic pasta design.

This squiggly square is spicy and full of Satans' rage! Get lit with this satanic pasta design.

Gluten isn't the only thing satanic about pasta! Insight giggles and confusion with this silly pasta inspired satanic design.

Gluten isn't the only thing satanic about pasta! Insight giggles and confusion with this silly pasta inspired satanic design.

There's an impasta among us, they need to be sauced! Show off your love for gaming, pasta and puns with this cute and funny, gamer among us parody shirt!

There's an impasta among us, they need to be sauced! Show off your love for gaming, pasta and puns with this cute and funny, gamer among us parody shirt!

Remember to use your noodle and stay pasta-tive! Show off your love for delicious, starchy pasta with this cute and positive, pasta pun shirt!

Remember to use your noodle and stay pasta-tive! Show off your love for delicious, starchy pasta with this cute and positive, pasta pun shirt!

This November and really any election, make sure to use your noodle and exercise your right to vote! Urge others to exercise their right to vote and use their noodles to vote with this cute and funny, political pun shirt.

This November and really any election, make sure to use your noodle and exercise your right to vote! Urge others to exercise their right to vote and use their noodles to vote with this cute and funny, political pun shirt.

This November and really any election, make sure to use your noodle and exercise your right to vote! Urge others to exercise their right to vote and use their noodles to vote with this cute and funny, political pun shirt.