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Looking for some new french toile pattern socks? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices after she stares at it too long? This subtle floral rainbow penis pattern is for you!

Godzilla and the gang, both friends or foes, is all here! From the King of Monsters himself, King Ghidorah, Rodan, Anguirus, to Mothra and her larva, everyone has a monster they can appreciate! This adorable design is perfect for any Godzilla or Kaiju fan!

Introducing our brand new Mothman Believes in You Socks! Whether you're a skeptic or a believer, let these cute and quirky socks be a reminder that even the most elusive creatures have faith in you. If you're feeling down and out, slip on these socks and let the positive energy of the legendary Mothman lift you up. Not only will you feel cozy, but you'll also be tapping into the paranormal power of the cryptid world. These socks are perfect for anyone who wants to add a touch of whimsy to their wardrobe, or for aspiring cryptozoologists who want to pay homage to our mysterious and beloved Mothman. With their unique design and comfortable fit, these socks are sure to become a staple in your clothing collection. Plus, who wouldn't want to wear socks that have been blessed by the Mothman himself? So go ahead, take a leap of faith and believe in the Mothman, and in yourself. We promise, you won't be disappointed!

Cowboy Jesus is here to say "God Bless 'Merica Y'all". Jesus loves the USA almost as much as he loves dinosaurs. Especially baby t-rexes. So sit back, relax, put your boots up and your cowboy hat down low, and praise the lord.

Introducing our latest sock design - the Doodle Boobs! Get ready to flaunt your feminist side with our fun and quirky socks. Our hand-drawn and attention-grabbing design is all about celebrating the uniqueness of the female anatomy. With boob-pattern socks like ours, you can rock it to any occasion and feel proud of who you are. Perfect for anyone who wants to show off their quirky fashion sense while making a statement in support of women. These socks are not only comfortable but eye-catching, and they are the perfect accessory that will add a dash of fun to any outfit. Pair them with shorts, a skirt, or even wear them with your designated work attire to instantly elevate your work style. We believe the Doodle Boobs will inspire conversations that help to promote body positivity, and we're proud to be a part of this journey. So, whether you're relaxing at home or out and about, strut your stuff in our Doodle Boobs socks and feel the power of sisterhood!

We toke in peace, here hit this! Weed already reached earth thousands of years ago, you ain't see the pyramids? Open your third eye with this alien design.