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Glizz On Me Daddy Hot Dog Blanket

Glizz On Me Daddy Hot Dog Blanket

This glizzy is ready to get glizzed on! Ahegao get yourself a hot dog!

Suck Me Heart Lollipop Blanket

Suck Me Heart Lollipop Blanket

What else do you do with a lollipop? Show off your sense of cheeky, flirty, NSFW humor this Valentine's Day with this cute, flirty, sassy, NSFW, Valentine's Day, "Suck Me" Lollipop design.

Jolly As Hyuck Goofy Parody Blanket

Jolly As Hyuck Goofy Parody Blanket

Jolly as Hyuck. Show that you're jolly as F*** this holiday season with this sassy pun inspired design.

Flicky Frog Blanket

Flicky Frog Blanket

This Leggy boi don't friccin' CARE about what u say! Show the world you ain't give a dang with this edgy double bird flippin froggy boi!

Ahegao Glizzy Gobbler Blanket

Ahegao Glizzy Gobbler Blanket

Nobody loves glizzys this much without winning a few eating contests... What's to be said? Some people just really like shoving long meat tubes in their mouth...

Ice Cream Butts Blanket

Ice Cream Butts Blanket

Looking for something on the NSFW side that's makes people do a double take? These bootylicious flavored ice creams are sure to turn heads! Innocent, delicious ice creams? SYKE! It's butts!

Merry XXXmas Gingerbread Blanket

Merry XXXmas Gingerbread Blanket

It's the kink- kinkiest season of all! Dom your gay apparel with this cheeky, "Merry XXXmas" NSFW, BDSM gingerbread design! Perfect for loving some holiday play. gingerbread christmas kinky kinky christmas nsfw nsfw christmas holiday holiday kink.

I Don't Believe In You Either Blanket

I Don't Believe In You Either Blanket

Don't believe in Santa? No worries, the feeling is mutual with this jolly ol' man!

Christmas Peens Pattern Blanket

Christmas Peens Pattern Blanket

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

Tie Me Up Daddy Blanket

Tie Me Up Daddy Blanket

Tie me up nice and tight, turn me into a pretty little gift! This naughty christmas gift is ready for the holidays. A little too excited for the ribbons and tensils, it seems.

Merry XXXmas Gingerbread Blanket

Merry XXXmas Gingerbread Blanket

It's the kink- kinkiest season of all! Dom your gay apparel with this cheeky, "Merry XXXmas" NSFW, BDSM gingerbread design! Perfect for loving some holiday play. gingerbread christmas kinky kinky christmas nsfw nsfw christmas holiday holiday kink.

Space Slut Blanket

Space Slut Blanket

~~intergalactic radio static~~ CALLING ALL SEXY SPACE ALIENS! Ride a rocket like it's your damn job! This particular alien babe is going to the moon, wanna ride?

Pound My Cake Daddy Blanket

Pound My Cake Daddy Blanket

Pound My Cake Daddy! This Pound Cake is ready to get creamed! Totally not inappropriate whatsoever...

Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Blanket

Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Blanket

If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?

Hotter Than A Witch's Tit Blanket

Hotter Than A Witch's Tit Blanket

"Hotter Than A Witch's Tit" is a little expression that means it's so hot outside, you practically melt. And also, the witches have nice boobs. This 50's pinup witch is giving beach vibes and wait till the moon rise.

Pankakke Blanket

Pankakke Blanket

This hentai-inspired design is for all those anime lovers out there with a dirty sense of humor. This dirty little stack of pancakes is ready for a lot of syrup!

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Blanket

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Blanket

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

Flaky Ass Bitch Blanket

Flaky Ass Bitch Blanket

Gift this sassy design to someone you know who happens to flake a lot. Whether it's intentional or accidental, you know who you are.

Fill Me Daddy (Donut) Blanket

Fill Me Daddy (Donut) Blanket

Get some laughs and some concerned looks with this perfectly wholesome and not suggestive at ALL donut being filled with cream from a piping bag!

Fruity Vaginas Pattern Blanket

Fruity Vaginas Pattern Blanket

What's that peeking out of the moist, juicy flesh of these tantalizing fruits? Talk about finger foods! Although maybe don't take this one to work. ...Maybe.

F*** The Mornings Blanket

F*** The Mornings Blanket

Mornings just suck. F*** the mornings, no one likes them. If you agree then this sassy Buttercup parody design is for you!

Rainbow Vulva Bouquet Blanket

Rainbow Vulva Bouquet Blanket

This beautiful bouquet is sure to brighten anyone's day! Perfect for loving flowers and florals, rainbow colors, hidden images, and NSFW humor!

TurNIPS Blanket

TurNIPS Blanket

Man, these turnips are huge! Are they home grown? Did you use any pesticides?

Big Dick Stocks Blanket

Big Dick Stocks Blanket

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

Saint Patdick's Day Parody Blanket

Saint Patdick's Day Parody Blanket

Look festive and naught this St. Patrick's Day with this nsfw, phallic four leaf clover and green beer parody design!

NSFW Pastel Penis Ramune Soda Bottles Blanket

NSFW Pastel Penis Ramune Soda Bottles Blanket

Show off your love for NSFW, Pastels and vaporwave, kawaii aesthetics with this cute and naughty, penis shaped soda bottle, nsfw design.

St. Patdicks Day Pattern NSFW Blanket

St. Patdicks Day Pattern NSFW Blanket

Celebrate and drink up this St. Patdick's Day, with this funny, st patricks day, dick, jokes, nsfw pattern design!

Weinter NSFW Parody Blanket

Weinter NSFW Parody Blanket

I just love the "Weinter"! Seeing all the intricate details of the falling snowflakes. Checkout these NSFW snowflakes and celebrate winter with this funny, nsfw winter design.

Good Vibrations Love Toy Pattern Blanket

Good Vibrations Love Toy Pattern Blanket

Bzzzzzzzz! Stay strapped with good vibes and self love! There's nothing wrong with a little battery operated assistance. Get down this Valentines Day or anytime of the year!

I Felt Sad Butt You Made Me Smile Blanket

I Felt Sad Butt You Made Me Smile Blanket

I felt sad BUTT you made me smile! Show off how happy your booty is with this cute and funny, flirty, smiley face booty design.

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