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Princess Penis Pattern Sock

Princess Penis Pattern Sock

Princesses can have penises, too! Destroy gender norms and put your tiara on with pride.

Chonky Chode Chakra Sock

Chonky Chode Chakra Sock

Meditate on your chonky chode chakra. The time has come to manifest that energy into reality.

I Do What I Want Uterus Sock

I Do What I Want Uterus Sock

As a person with a uterus, I have one thing to say to the government - it's my body so I'm going to do whatever the hell I want with it! Decisions about women's bodies should be made by women!!

Strawberry Peens Pattern Sock

Strawberry Peens Pattern Sock

Feeling like munching on delicious strawberries in your cottagecore garden? Well, these berries are a bit different...

Toad With A Load Sock

Toad With A Load Sock

Wow, Doesn't your back hurt having to carry all that? That's a rather heavy load you've got there. That's quite a lot of junk in the trunk. Dat Ass gonna make me croak.

The Swear Bears Sock

The Swear Bears Sock

I like caring AND swearing! If you don't like my dirty mouth than you can go #%@$ yourself. Cussing doesn't mean a person isn't caring or loving, so don't tell me to mind my manners until you mind yours first!

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NSFW Valentine's Chocolates Pattern Sock

NSFW Valentine's Chocolates Pattern Sock

Wow, wouldn't you like to see these vaginal Valentines and dickish delights in your next heart shaped box oof chocolates? Maybe, these chocolates are a little - genital....

Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Sock

Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Sock

Show that you've phallic fallen in love with these sexy, sensual, penis and vulva Valentines! These erogenous Candy Parts are perfect for your lovers this loving season or special occasion.

NSFW Makeup Pattern Sock

NSFW Makeup Pattern Sock

This seemingly innocent subtle makeup pattern looks fine at first glance, get a closer look, and you can spot all the "lipdicks,""chapsdicks,"penis-tipped mascara, lip gloss, rather vaginal looking lip balms, genitalia blushes, and a pudenda puddle of foundation! Fun for sex-positive makeup lovers or those who got the glam and the sexual humor to match!

NSFW Penis Fall Pattern Sock

NSFW Penis Fall Pattern Sock

At first you might see some seasonal corn, gourds, caramel apples, a jug of cider, pumpkins, pumpkin donuts...typical fall essentials. But look closer, there may be a phallic shape trend there, and check out the lines on the leaf - perhaps a bit vagina-esque? Laugh at this seemingly innocent phallic fall pattern!

NSFW Pastel Penis Ramune Soda Bottles Sock

NSFW Pastel Penis Ramune Soda Bottles Sock

Show off your love for NSFW, Pastels and vaporwave, kawaii aesthetics with this cute and naughty, penis shaped soda bottle, nsfw design.

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Sock

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Sock

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!

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Frosted Peens Crackers Sock

Frosted Peens Crackers Sock

You can't go wrong with Frosted Animal Crackers! Well, maybe not "Animal" crackers... Show off you love for this nostalgic frosted treat with an NSFW twist!

Y2K Big Titty Mommy Milkers Sock

Y2K Big Titty Mommy Milkers Sock

Bring back that 2000s, girly, Y2K era sass and rack appreciation with this bubbly Big Titty Mommy Milkers design!

Could Be Nessie. Could Be A Pube. Sock

Could Be Nessie. Could Be A Pube. Sock

Could Be Nessie. Could Be A Pube. Who knows... Responders are still inconclusive. Show off your NSFW cryptid humor. loch ness loch ness monster nessie folklore scottish folklore ness gifts nessie humor cryptid cryptozoology cryptid ness cryptid humor cryptid meme loch ness monster could be nessies. could be a pube.

I Won't Hesitate, Bitch Hamster Sock

I Won't Hesitate, Bitch Hamster Sock

I may be smol and cute, but trust me, I won't hesitate to cut a bitch.

Ahegao Lollipop Sock

Ahegao Lollipop Sock

A fun but nsfw design showcasing the pleasures of eating a delicious lollipop. If you got a sweet tooth yourself, it's definitely hard to resist something so yummy!

Rainbow Poop Pattern (Black Background) Sock

Rainbow Poop Pattern (Black Background) Sock

Look at this majestic field of rainbow poop. I wonder what left it. A bunch of unicorns, perhaps? Be cute and gross with this rainbow poop pattern!

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