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Fruity Vaginas Pattern Blanket

Fruity Vaginas Pattern Blanket

What's that peeking out of the moist, juicy flesh of these tantalizing fruits? Talk about finger foods! Although maybe don't take this one to work. ...Maybe.

Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Blanket

Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Blanket

If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?

Hotter Than A Witch's Tit Blanket

Hotter Than A Witch's Tit Blanket

"Hotter Than A Witch's Tit" is a little expression that means it's so hot outside, you practically melt. And also, the witches have nice boobs. This 50's pinup witch is giving beach vibes and wait till the moon rise.

Pankakke Blanket

Pankakke Blanket

This hentai-inspired design is for all those anime lovers out there with a dirty sense of humor. This dirty little stack of pancakes is ready for a lot of syrup!

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Blanket

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Blanket

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

Flaky Ass Bitch Blanket

Flaky Ass Bitch Blanket

Gift this sassy design to someone you know who happens to flake a lot. Whether it's intentional or accidental, you know who you are.

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Best Selling Designs

Weinter NSFW Parody Blanket

Weinter NSFW Parody Blanket

I just love the "Weinter"! Seeing all the intricate details of the falling snowflakes. Checkout these NSFW snowflakes and celebrate winter with this , nsfw winter design.

Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Blanket

Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Blanket

Show that you've phallic fallen in love with these sexy, sensual, penis and vulva Valentines! These erogenous Candy Parts are perfect for your lovers this loving season or special occasion.

NSFW Makeup Pattern Blanket

NSFW Makeup Pattern Blanket

This seemingly innocent subtle makeup pattern looks fine at first glance, get a closer look, and you can spot all the "lipdicks,""chapsdicks,"penis-tipped mascara, lip gloss, rather vaginal looking lip balms, genitalia blushes, and a pudenda puddle of foundation! Fun for sex-positive makeup lovers or those who got the glam and the sexual humor to match!

St. Patdicks Day Pattern NSFW Blanket

St. Patdicks Day Pattern NSFW Blanket

Celebrate and drink up this St. Patdick's Day, with this , st patricks day, dick, , nsfw pattern design!

NSFW Pastel Penis Ramune Soda Bottles Blanket

NSFW Pastel Penis Ramune Soda Bottles Blanket

Show off your love for NSFW, Pastels and vaporwave, kawaii aesthetics with this cute and naughty, penis shaped soda bottle, nsfw design.

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Blanket

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Blanket

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!

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Fill Me Daddy (Donut) Blanket

Fill Me Daddy (Donut) Blanket

Get some laughs and some concerned looks with this perfectly wholesome and not suggestive at ALL donut being filled with cream from a piping bag!

F*** The Mornings Blanket

F*** The Mornings Blanket

Mornings just suck. F*** the mornings, no one likes them. If you agree then this sassy Buttercup parody design is for you!

Rainbow Vulva Bouquet Blanket

Rainbow Vulva Bouquet Blanket

This beautiful bouquet is sure to brighten anyone's day! Perfect for loving flowers and florals, rainbow colors, hidden images, and NSFW humor!

TurNIPS Blanket

TurNIPS Blanket

Man, these turnips are huge! Are they home grown? Did you use any pesticides?

Big Dick Stocks Blanket

Big Dick Stocks Blanket

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

Saint Patdick's Day Parody Blanket

Saint Patdick's Day Parody Blanket

Look festive and naught this St. Patrick's Day with this nsfw, phallic four leaf clover and green beer parody design!

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