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Neck Long Patience Short Ornaments

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God Grant Me The Serenity To Accept The Vibes That Aren't Rootin Tootin Ornament

God Grant Me The Serenity To Accept The Vibes That Aren't Rootin Tootin Ornament

Introducing our brand-new garden flag that is sure to make a statement in your front yard. With its playful yet profound message, this flag will remind you and your neighbors to take life as it comes and enjoy every moment. The "God Grant Me The Serenity To Accept The Vibes That Aren't Rootin Tootin" flag is perfect for those who want to bring a touch of humor and positivity into their daily lives. Featuring a beautiful design with bold, uplifting font, this flag incorporates the perfect combination of humor and inspiration. Made for garden lovers who want to showcase their fun and quirky personalities, our garden flag is perfect for anyone looking to spruce up their outdoor space. With its high-quality printing and durable material, this flag is sure to stay vibrant and beautiful all season long. So, why not bring a bit of laughter and positivity to your garden with this one-of-a-kind flag?

Don't Try Me Chihuahua Ornament

Don't Try Me Chihuahua Ornament

Look man, I've had a long day, I'm nervous, shaking, and UNHINGED! Don't try me, because this pup all bark and EXTRA bite!

I Believe in Myself UFO Ornament

I Believe in Myself UFO Ornament

A lot of people may not believe that aliens exist. But as long as you believe in yourself, they're definitely out there somewhere. Let that sink in.

Dachshund Through The Snow Ornament

Dachshund Through The Snow Ornament

Get a long little doggy this holiday season with this cute winner dog themed ugly Christmas Sweater. This design features illustrations of black and brown Dachshunds wearing Santa hats and the phrase "Dachshund Through The Snow.

Here For A Gourd Time Not A Long Time Ornament

Here For A Gourd Time Not A Long Time Ornament

It's fall! And I'm here for a gourd time, not a long time. Celebrate the season with this funny, fall-gourd pun design!

Long Llama Scarf Ornament

Long Llama Scarf Ornament

Get extra cozy this winter with this long wool scarf llama! Perfect for winter, holidays, Christmas, and keeping warm through the season!

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Neck Long, Patience Short Goose Ornament

Neck Long, Patience Short Goose Ornament

Neck Long, Patience Short, don't test me. This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy and impatient attitude with this goose holding a knife.

Short King Summer Sunset Ornament

Short King Summer Sunset Ornament

Fellas, short king spring is over, time for short king summer! Show off your short king pride through the seasons with this groovy, summer sunset design. Under 5'11" unite!

Long Cat Ornament

Long Cat Ornament

Stretch into the great beyond with long cat! There is no limits with this fluffy feline. the universe is yours to conquer with Long Cat!

Long Cat Ornament

Long Cat Ornament

Stretch into the great beyond with long cat! There is no limits with this fluffy feline. the universe is yours to conquer with Long Cat!

Long Wiglett Ornament

Long Wiglett Ornament

It's a major discovery! Oh, look, It's extending!... it's still extending... Oh god it won't stop extending.

Gimme That Good Goose Neck Baby Ornament

Gimme That Good Goose Neck Baby Ornament

Gimme That Good Goose Neck Baby *wink wink* Honk Honk, watch out, this goose coming through to steal ya mans with their wicked neck game. Got that gooseneck for your man? This NSFW blowjob shirt will take your dirty jokes to the NECK level!

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VHS and Kill Ornament

VHS and Kill Ornament

Oh sweet Sadako -- although your passion for love is admirable I don't think VHS and Kill is the way to garner a relationship! But you do you I guess... as long as you don't come near me -- Uh.. you okay? W-- Wait! DONT TOUCH ME!

Thick Thighs Save Lives Ornament

Thick Thighs Save Lives Ornament

Guess what they found in scientific research that is a new and improved way of saving lives? Lovin' your thick thighs. Who cares if you have a little chub rub, cause you are beautiful. And man, can those thighs save some lives. So, wear that short skirt/shorts/dress, cause we're loving the whole body positive, believing in yourself and self confidence thing It looks great on you. So, let other women know to love themselves with this "Thick Thighs Save Lives" shirt design.

Nose Long, Will Sniff Ornament

Nose Long, Will Sniff Ornament

This nose was made for sniffin, and that's just what it do. One of these days this nose is gonna sneef all over you.

Derpy Dog Borzoi Lerng Ners Derg Ornament

Derpy Dog Borzoi Lerng Ners Derg Ornament

Hoi! Am Borzoi! Nose long, will sniff! This derpy long nosed dog has taken the internet over by storm. Show your love for the Borzoi with this derpy design!

Small But Also Loud Baby Goat Ornament

Small But Also Loud Baby Goat Ornament

If your size never stopped you from raising your voice, this cute and inspirational yelling baby goat is for you!

Chaos Noodle Ornament

Chaos Noodle Ornament

cute, long, fluffy... but most of all, CHAOTIC! Everyone who's owned a ferret knows the little sock thieves are anything but calm.

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