My Body My Choice

Just a snake cowboy, herdin' up them rats and slitherin down those ol' country roads. Rootin Tootin Snootin Boopin.

I'm willing to hunt for my food but I don't know where tacos live. Show that you would hunt tacos, the most dangerous prey, if only you were aware of their natural habitat.

Seriously. Can't you see I'm doing good over here? Vibe with yourself and keep people you don't wanna deal with at a distance with this sassy hermit design!

I'm sorry for the things my evil twin made me do or say! It wasn't my fault it was my evil twin! Blame everything on your evil twin with this sassy, , horror movie inspired, evil twin design.

Puppies and kittens are boring... I want a DRAGON! It can toast my marshmallows and possibly help me overthrow the world leaders. You know, normal dragon stuff.

Mornings aren't easy. This sassy introvert design features the text "I'm Not Angry This Is Just My Face" for the antisocial, introvert personality that sometimes suffers from chronic RBF (resting bitch face). Perfect for a coffee lover, night owl, introvert pride, introvert , and letting others know you're not a morning person.