Best Selling Monster Greeting Cards

If you're looking for the perfect way to wish your weird ass friend happy birthday look no further. This strange, funny and unique birthday card features a vintage illustration of terrifying sea creatures and the phrase "Happy Birthday (You Monster.

If you're looking for the perfect way to tell the weird ass object of your affection that you're digging on their steeze look no futher. This strange and aggressive greeting card features a vintage illustration of giant sea creatures, that honestly look F***ing jazzed about life, and the phrase "I Love You (You Monster.

Give it up for this absolute Cryptid queen from outer space! Show off your love for the legendary and fabulous Flatwoods Monster reigning from West Virginia by gifting this West Virginia Flatwoods Monster Cryptid Society greeting card.

Give it up for the high femme high priestess of Cryptids herself, the legendary Flatwoods Monster! Show off your love for all things creepy and cute, Cryptids and tarot cards with this Cryptozoological twist on the High Priestess Tarot Card greeting card design!

Support Nessie and your local legends of the wild with this funny, "Protect The Wildlife" Nessie, retro parks patch-inspired design! Perfect for loving lakes, creatures, myths, legends, and exploring the wilderness!

Keep it creepy with this monster themed greeting card. This cute but weird card features an illustration of a monster girl with eyes in her hands and the phrase "Keep'n It Creepy.

The most kawaii kaiju of all the kaijus in the world! Show off being a cute monster with this Kawaii Kaiju Godzilla design, featuring a little chibi version of Godzilla!

Enjoy the great outdoors and your cryptid camp experience with the lovely help of the Loch Ness Camp Staff! Perfect for loving Nessie, cryptozoology, camping, and lake monsters.

Give it up for the Lake Champlain Cryptid Champy! Show off your love for cryptids and that you're the Cryptozoology Champ with this cryptozoology greeting card!

Harpy Valentine's Day! Show your love for Valentine's Day and mythical creatures with this design featuring an illustration of Harpies.

This owlbear will always be bear for you! This adorkable DnD monster can be your Valentine's, because we all know owlbears don't want to eat you, they just want to be loved. On your next campaign, show off your love for the owlbears and your friends with this punny and cute design!

King of the monsters? Go off king! Show off your king status and nerd pride with this king of the monsters parody, go off king greeting card design!

OMG Valentine, I'm like, TOTALLY CRUSHING on you!! Like, LITERALLY! With my GIANT, TERRIFYING, KAIJU BODY!! Luv U bbaaaaabe!!

Skreeonk! Merry Kaiju-mas! Have a smashing holiday with the king of monsters himself with this holly jolly Godzilla design!

She is beauty, she is grace, she's a deadly queen in outer space! This oddly adorable interpretation of the Xenomorph Queen is the perfect gift for any Alien fan!

Here comes the Good Luck Ness Monster to believe in you! Encourage your local Cryptid fan with this darling card of Nessie!

This pastel goth interpretation of The Tower features a cyclops monster girl falling dramatically, as her cat ghost escapes from a cursed haunted house. This powerful card representing inevitability, destruction, chaos, and upheaval is part of the Creep Cute Tarot series!

The king of kaiju's has arrived, and they're here to remind us that this is their world, and that we just live in it. We may as well bow to them as our almighty king. Join the battle with this funny Godzilla design!

Hoi! Am lerk ners. Am cryptid. pls don't do me a heckin' frighten. I'm easily startled and will hide.

Stompin' cities and the slopes in synthwave style with this kaiju design featuring a snowboarding Godzilla! Perfect for stomping tricks, shreddin the gnar, and ridin the fresh pow of the city with monster skills!

Ugh. What a SNORE-gon, am I right? Be stone cold with this apathetic medusa design.

Want to have a wholesome, adorable, cute halloween design that features an adorable werewolf and a cat witch? Well look no further! Celebrate the PURRfect HOWLoween with this adorable design!

You make my heart go "SKREEEEEONK!" Show your colossal love this Valentine's Day (or anytime really) with this cute Kaiju/Godzilla-inspired design!

O Romeo, Romeo, WEREBOAR Art Thou Romeo? This classic Dungeons and Dragons Monster turns into a chaotic romantic. Perhaps on your next campaign you may encounter a wereboar love story for the ages. Shakespeare meets DnD in this comical old-timeY Valentine's design! Perfect for DMs and players alike! dungeon master shakespeare dnd dnd puns dnd humor dungeons and dragons were boar rpg dnd valentines nerdy valentine's dm dungeons and dragons monster dungeons and dragons valentine's day dnd valentines day romeo and juliet wereboar art thou romeo dnd wereboar dnd monsters wereboars wereboar o romeo romeo wereboar art thou romeo?

Lets be honest -- a few of us have either heard or uttered these words. By the end of it, it's usually met with slight regret wether on the recieving end or not... however in this circumstance "just the tip" may have vividly varying results! Get this cheeky design for someone you swoon over!

This Iconic haunting figure has a sweet side -- whats this? You walked 50 miles just for me... A h-heart? Uhhh, that's kinda gross bro... keep away! W-What the-- help! Ahhh!

Space Madness was a terrifying concept. When humans are subjected to the unknown, who knows what could happen! During the space race, scientists worried that astronauts would go crazy in outer space. Turns out, that condition didn't exist! It may not have been real, but it made an interesting Star Trek episode. If youre a fan of space, galaxies, extraterrestrials, planets, or astronomy, this cool graphic shirt is perfect for you!

This Iconic haunting figure has a sweet side -- whats this? A heart... for me? Uhhh, that's kinda gross bro... keep away! W-What the-- help! Ahhh!

The world ending, cosmic Old one -- Cthulhu. Hasn't ever been as cute as this d'aww, just look at him! Fans of Cosmic horror and eldritch abominations will love this design.

Use all of your eyes to behold this BOOTY. Show off your amazing butt and love of Dungeons and Dragons with this, "Behold The Booty" nerdy, NSFW design. Perfect for loving butts, role playing, and tabletop gaming!

Use all of your eyes to behold this BOOTY. Show off your amazing butt and love of Dungeons and Dragons with this, "Behold The Booty" nerdy, NSFW design. Perfect for loving butts, role playing, and tabletop gaming!