Mom Card Neck Gaiters

Show the world your identity really suits you (eh eh eh!) with this cool ace card pattern featuring the color palette from the asexual pride flag.

Looking for something dark, sinister and twisted with a dash of crazy but all too cute to mean anything that might scare your grandma away? This design is for you! Just dark enough to make a statement but not creepy enough so your mom won't buy it for you!

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this tarot card parody. The Devil works hard, but 90s kids work harder.

You have drawn The Study Girl. Whispering in a scribe's ear is a relaxing songbird whose nostalgic downtempo melodies grant focus and calm during an intense study session. Laid out before her workstation is many tools and scrolls, denoting a busy mind. This card is often associated with late night work grinds and intense sessions of knowledge crunching. If you draw this card, ask yourself these things. Do you need to chill and refocus? Are you enjoying what you are working on? Have you taken a break recently?

The tower represents sudden change and upheaval---like a sick come-behind clutch victory! Turn this card over and awaken frames that only 27,000 RGB lights can deliver!

Um... I think there has been a miscommunication in the design department. I mean technically he is "hanging", but... what even would this card mean? "Getting some is in your future"? Sure, if you're packing like this guy.