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Milk And Cookies Diet Blankets

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Christmas Cookies Food Gingerbread Puns Sweets Anime Bakery Cake Cats Cupcake Drinking Frosting Funny Milk Nerds Nsfw Sprinkles Adulting Animals

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Phallic Christmas Cookies Blanket

Phallic Christmas Cookies Blanket

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! These aren't your typical sugar cookies, not the ones to bring to the inlaws... for these phallic sugary delights will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

Holiday Honeycomb Candy Challenge Parody Blanket

Holiday Honeycomb Candy Challenge Parody Blanket

Enter the holidays with this festive and terrifying, holiday, honeycomb candy challenge! Show off your love for games, TV shows about death games and the holidays with this festive, parody design!

Ginger Bread Them Blanket

Ginger Bread Them Blanket

Run run run as fast as you can you can't catch us we're the ginger bread them! Ginger bread MEN? Seriously,why do we even gotta gender cookies?! Show off your non binary pride with this adorable "Ginger Bread Them" christmas cookie blanket / home decor!

Thicc Nick Blanket

Thicc Nick Blanket

Aint no secret that santa is dummy thicc, it's all that hualing presents and cookies he be partaking in!

Merry XXXmas Gingerbread Blanket

Merry XXXmas Gingerbread Blanket

It's the kink- kinkiest season of all! Dom your gay apparel with this cheeky, "Merry XXXmas" NSFW, BDSM gingerbread design! Perfect for loving some holiday play. gingerbread christmas kinky kinky christmas nsfw nsfw christmas holiday holiday kink.

Christmas Peens Pattern Blanket

Christmas Peens Pattern Blanket

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

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Kawaii Strawberry Frog Milk Blanket

Kawaii Strawberry Frog Milk Blanket

Get your Strawberry Frog Milk! No, it's not made from frogs, it's FOR frogs!

Dalgona Cookies Blanket

Dalgona Cookies Blanket

Feed ur sweet tooth with the honeycomb, dalgona cookie! This cookie pattern design is perfect for loving this Korean street treat, playing nostalgic games, and not getting eliminated.

Christmas Pinwheel Cookies Blanket

Christmas Pinwheel Cookies Blanket

Show off your love for the festive Holiday cookies and baking! Celebrate the season with this festive, retro, Christmas pinwheel cookie blanket / home decor!

I Will Simply Sip my Oat Milk Latte Whilst the World Burns Blanket

I Will Simply Sip my Oat Milk Latte Whilst the World Burns Blanket

I Will Simply Sip my Oat milk Latte Whilst the World Burns. Don't worry, I'll just smile through my need for delicious caffeine while climate change and capitalism destroy our planet.

Meat Pattern Blanket Blanket

Meat Pattern Blanket Blanket

Show your love of flesh with this stylish design featuring meat from all sorts of dead things! Be proud of your diet and your carnivorous side!

Fullmetal Alchemist Gingerbread Men Blanket

Fullmetal Alchemist Gingerbread Men Blanket

Ya know, what I REALLY wanted for christmas was to bring back my mother through a human transmutation attempt.... but I guess these adorable gingerbread cookies will do...

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Merry XXXmas Gingerbread Blanket

Merry XXXmas Gingerbread Blanket

It's the kink- kinkiest season of all! Dom your gay apparel with this cheeky, "Merry XXXmas" NSFW, BDSM gingerbread design! Perfect for loving some holiday play. daddy dom gingerbread christmas kinky kinky christmas nsfw nsfw christmas holiday holiday kink.

Trying To Eat Like a Hobbit and Look Like an Elf Blanket

Trying To Eat Like a Hobbit and Look Like an Elf Blanket

Trying To Eat Like a Hobbit and Look Like an Elf, we all have those days, we maybe eat a lot more lembas bread than we should - but yunno, we can't all look like Legolas, so the Hobbit Six meal plan it is: Breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper (and maybe even dessert). This anti-diet funny Lord of The Rings inspired design will be sure to make nerdy foodies laugh!

Be Legen-dairy Blanket

Be Legen-dairy Blanket

Bring out your confidence like this cow queen and be utterly unapologetic about it! Be a legend!

Some Things Are Worth Shitting For Blanket

Some Things Are Worth Shitting For Blanket

My fellow lactose intolerants, there's no secret that we all have a forbidden affair towards certain foods that contain dairy. Even though this love is looked down upon, I bet some times it's something that's worth shitting for.

Puppuccino Blanket

Puppuccino Blanket

Fix your coffee kick with this adorable Puppuccino! Arf arf! He's saved all his cuteness up just for you.

Ginger Mothman Blanket

Ginger Mothman Blanket

Run run run, as fast as you can, you can't stop me, i'm the ginger mothman!

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