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My heart has mushroom to grow, and I hope that includes you! I adore you, you're such a fungi. let me love you some spore.

I'm otterly obsessed with you, valentine! You otter be mine! Won't you be my significant otter?

Oh my! Inspired by the suggestive emojis, show your beloved eggplant your adoration with this cute peach and eggplant design!

Share in fandom this Father's Day with this great gift for dad featuring the text "Dad, You Are My Father" to share the nerd love with this Dad gift! Perfect for gifts for Dad, a Fathers Day card, and Dad humor!

Introducing our quirky and playful "Kiss My Sasquatch" greeting card, designed for those who dare to stand out from the crowd and embrace their wild and whimsical side. This one-of-a-kind design encapsulates the myth and mystery of the legendary Sasquatch, blending it with a bold and cheeky message that demands attention. With bold and striking illustration, this card is bound to make a statement. Our "Kiss My Sasquatch" greeting card is perfect for those who love to bring a touch of humor and adventure to their everyday life. Embrace the hidden within and show the world your playful spirit with this unique and whimsical card that will leave everyone wondering, "What other surprises does this Sasquatch hold?" Spread smiles and lighten moods with this captivating and unforgettable card that is sure to be a favorite among curious and free-spirited individuals.

This Iconic haunting figure has a sweet side -- whats this? You walked 50 miles just for me... A h-heart? Uhhh, that's kinda gross bro... keep away! W-What the-- help! Ahhh!

Hey baby, how about we skip the date and go straight to my place~ A perfect valentine design for those who want to skip the date and get straight to the good stuff!

I would say I heart you, but my willy is bigger! A cute penis design that is perfect as a cheeky gift!

You Are My Precious! Show your partner how much you love them, more than Smagol/gollum loves the one ring!

I Love U Bitch.

"In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.

Arf! Do you have a demon puppy at home? Show your love for your satanic lil doggo in this devilish dog design.

Express your passion for pro women's rights with this design!

It's so cold! Seriously, I'm turning into a HOPsicle over here! Temperatures low enough, I might croak!

Bake in the emo feels this holiday season with this, "Cut my life into pieces, this in my last resort" gingerbread parody design! Perfect for celebrating Christmas, making cookies, and being emo.

These hips don't lie, and they're in pain! End the stigma of having aches and pains with this, "My Hip Hurts" sassy, sarcastic health design in a retro aesthetic.

And Dankey Kang is my favorite sonic the hedghog character! Have you ever seen Bayonetta from digimon? sooooo cool.

mess with the crow you get the caw's! If you don't crow away, there will be a probable caws for murder! Don't ruffle my feathers!

You set my heart ablaze! Fire it up and spread the love for demon slaying anime with this design.

Are you just want everyone to STFU about Valentine's Day? Show off your sarcastic, snarky, and single self! These are the only candy grams I'll tolerate!

Look, I may have the sense of humor of a 5 year old, but at least my valentine loves me all the same! They proved it by getting me these candy hearts.

You're so hot, you make my kernals pop! I'm so corny for you, I just wanna rip off this husk and show you my cob.

One of the most fulfilling feelings in the world is being a teacher living with a purpose and passion for their students.

I say this from the pit of my heart., you're an Avo-cutie!! show your valentine that your love for them is just like your love of avocados with this adorable food pun!

It's Valentine's Day season! Time man up and ask that special dude to be your special valentine, or in this case, gaylentine.

You're My Sweetie Pie! Show your loved one just how amazing they are, in a bad ass way! Pie is punk! And you can still be a badass and call your s/o a sweetie pie!

You know in your candy heart that I am a sexy bitch!! Flaunt your wiles with this funny sassy candy heart design perfect for all the sexy bitches out there.

I Froggin' Love You! I want someone to look at me like this frog looks at his Valentine. Celebrate hoppy-ness and love with this froggy companion!

I May Be a Witch But I Like My Men Witcher! You have a beast terrorizing your town? Cool, Geralt can take care of that for you... and you KNOW he can take care of you toooo ;) I may be a fearless witch, but I got a weak spot for a witcher! Who is the witchiest???

Would you bee mine, valentine? You're the honey to my hive! You make my heart buzz!!

Would you bee mine, valentine? You're the honey to my hive! You make my heart buzz!!