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Crystal Obsessed But Still Stressed Ornament

Crystal Obsessed But Still Stressed Ornament

I love my crystals, but no matter how many I collect - I still get stressed out - I mean, the vibes are good but can these beautiful shiny things eliminate my responsibilities?

Protect Repro Rights Ornament

Protect Repro Rights Ornament

My body, my choice. Protect repro rights! Show off your pro choice, feminist stance with this groovy retro design!

Mess With My Rights, You'll Get A Fight Ornament

Mess With My Rights, You'll Get A Fight Ornament

We are Women, and we can make decisions about our *own* bodies. We Won't sit idley by as you slowly take away everything we've fought for. Reproductive rights should only be decided by people who have uterus'!

I Do What I Want Uterus Ornament

I Do What I Want Uterus Ornament

As a person with a uterus, I have one thing to say to the government - it's my body so I'm going to do whatever the hell I want with it! Decisions about women's bodies should be made by women!!

You Can Never Have Enough Cats, Candles, and Crystals Ornament

You Can Never Have Enough Cats, Candles, and Crystals Ornament

You Can Never Have Enough Cats, Candles, and Crystals. It's true - my collection just keeps growing..

Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy Ornament

Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy Ornament

Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy! Show off your positive dad vibes with this retro design! don't be a dick... be a daddy dont be a dick be a daddy don't be a dick be a daddy daddy daddy jokes retro hippie daddy dont be a dick dad jokes daddy vibes good vibes positive vibes dont be a dick please dont be an asshole daddies daddy attitude don't be a dick...

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Dick Academia Pattern Ornament

Dick Academia Pattern Ornament

Dick Academia...OPE I mean Dark academia... Check out this devious dark academia parody, can you use your sleuthing to find all the hidden penises??

Big Dick Stocks Ornament

Big Dick Stocks Ornament

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

Average Dick Energy Ornament

Average Dick Energy Ornament

Sometimes you don't have the big dick energy sometimes you need to keep it average and low-key. We can't all be alpha's so show some trendy humor in this "Average Dick Energy" design, and exude your beta energy proudly.

My Cat is My Valentine Ornament

My Cat is My Valentine Ornament

I hate to say it, but there is only one creature on this earth that gets enough of my love to be called my valentine, and that valentine is my kitty cat! This adorable and my cat is my valentine shirt will get it across to any would be suitors that there is only for you this valentines day!

My Dog Is My Familiar Ornament

My Dog Is My Familiar Ornament

My dog is my familiar. We have a magical bond that goes beyond this realm. We do witchy stuff together.

My Neck My Back My Naughty Children Sack Ornament

My Neck My Back My Naughty Children Sack Ornament

My Neck My Back My Naughty Children Sack. WHERE ARE THE NAUGHTY CHILDREN!!! Show that it's Krampus time again with this fun Christmas, song parody design.

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Back Pain Is Punk Ornament

Back Pain Is Punk Ornament

Yeah, I've got back problems, but my back pain is punk! Show that you're tough for dealing with your aches and pains with this, "Back Pain Is Punk" aging, relatable life design!

YOU Don't Get to Decide What I Do With MY Body Ornament

YOU Don't Get to Decide What I Do With MY Body Ornament

YOU Don't Get to Decide What I Do With MY Body! I'm not a Barbie doll, you don't control my body and/or my decisions! My body, my choice.

Oppressing Women Is Not Pro-Life Ornament

Oppressing Women Is Not Pro-Life Ornament

Oppressing Women with a ban on Abortion, is harming their life, not saving anyone else's. Don't tell women what to do with their bodies, plain and simple. Stand for All woman and Against Bans on Abortions and anything that goes against Women's rights, and regulations on their bodies with this, protest, political, women's rights shirt.

Doing My Little Tasks While The World Crumbles Ornament

Doing My Little Tasks While The World Crumbles Ornament

Everything is fine! I'll just smile through doing my little tasks while the world crumbles further into a capitalist hellscape!

Dungeons & Don't Take My Reproductive Rights Ornament

Dungeons & Don't Take My Reproductive Rights Ornament

Show off your love D&D and support reproductive rights with this, "Dungeons & Don't Take My Reproductive Rights" nerdy activist design! Perfect for feminist D&D players and fighting for reproductive rights.

The Swear Bears Ornament

The Swear Bears Ornament

I like caring AND swearing! If you don't like my dirty mouth than you can go #%@$ yourself. Cussing doesn't mean a person isn't caring or loving, so don't tell me to mind my manners until you mind yours first!

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